Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

syklops · 13-09-2013 2:46pm

This guy should audition for the referendum adverts.

Yakuza · 13-09-2013 2:46pm

PauloMN wrote: »

Lol, so it's not just me, I thought I was losing it... could hear the aliensThe Leader !!

FYP

neris · 13-09-2013 2:46pm

fella sounds likes hes taking a break from his cabbage and bacon tea before heading back out to milk the cows

Dan Jaman · 13-09-2013 2:46pm

Feck's sake. Go next door and tell them to shut the feck up.

Yakuza · 13-09-2013 2:47pm

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Banging the door and loud music, oh the humanity.

I wouldn't like living beside music blaring out at all hours. Would you?

constitutionus · 13-09-2013 2:48pm

Two shot gun blasts to the air .

That'll sort it

bottlebrush · 13-09-2013 2:48pm

Go out for the day and leave the stereo blaring

JonathanAnon · 13-09-2013 2:49pm

Surely he could find out who the landlord is from the other neighbours or the guards... Or if he wanted urgent contact from the landlord, throw a brick through the front window..

snubbleste · 13-09-2013 2:49pm

constitutionus wrote: »

Two shot gun blasts to the air .
That'll sort it

A landlord in Galway got convicted for trying to evict tenants with a shotgun

mjv2ydratu679c · 13-09-2013 2:50pm

JonathanAnon wrote: »

Surely he could find out who the landlord is from the other neighbours or the guards... Or if he wanted urgent contact from the landlord, throw a brick through the front window..

bit drastic?

JonathanAnon · 13-09-2013 2:50pm

bottlebrush wrote: »

Go out for the day and leave the stereo blaring

A house of students left the radio blasting one day when Ronan Collins was on... The neighbour took out his shotgun and shot them all...

*disclaimer: the above may or may not have happened*

neris · 13-09-2013 2:51pm

well philip theres a mickey & a gee between a john and a joan

Dan Jaman · 13-09-2013 2:51pm

JonathanAnon wrote: »

A house of students left the radio blasting one day when Ronan Collins was on... The neighbour took out his shotgun and shot them all...

*disclaimer: the above may or may not have happened*

Loud music is one thing, but Ronan Collins would drive anybody to murder.

bottlebrush · 13-09-2013 2:52pm

JonathanAnon wrote: »

A house of students left the radio blasting one day when Ronan Collins was on... The neighbour took out his shotgun and shot them all...

*disclaimer: the above may or may not have happened*

I thought you were going to say he shot himself...

snubbleste · 13-09-2013 2:52pm

This one has a good point.
Banks will take the hit if they sell the BTLs

sudzs · 13-09-2013 2:52pm

If I was buying an apartment I don't think I'd buy one in Nama, maybe Dublin or Galway but not in Nama!

neris · 13-09-2013 2:53pm

why does everyone think that every property nama have is for sale. once payments are being made by the builder/developer/owner nama are happy to have the laon on the property and not force it into a sale

PauloMN · 13-09-2013 2:54pm

bottlebrush wrote: »

I thought you were going to say he shot himself...

Ah jaysus, leave that stuff for when Joe is back!

Dan Jaman · 13-09-2013 2:54pm

Oh lovely, pics of his prostate.

JonathanAnon · 13-09-2013 2:54pm

Kevin Myers had prostate problems?

snubbleste · 13-09-2013 2:54pm

neris wrote: »

why does everyone think that every property nama have is for sale. once payments are being made by the builder/developer/owner nama are happy to have the laon on the property and not force it into a sale

Because nama is a state agency keeping property price and rents high.
If nama did not exist the cost of living in this country would be lower and the 'recovery' would come quicker

JonathanAnon · 13-09-2013 2:56pm

Just waiting for next caller:

PBH: "Caller, you rang in to say that you had the operation and it really wasnt that bad".
Caller: "I did the fkn operation meself Philip, with a scalpel and a few spanners I bought in Lidl".

JONJO THE MISER · 13-09-2013 2:57pm

The note, sorry mate we nicked your willy:D

IvyTheTerrible · 13-09-2013 2:58pm

JonathanAnon wrote: »

A house of students left the radio blasting one day when Ronan Collins was on... The neighbour took out his shotgun and shot them all...

*disclaimer: the above may or may not have happened*

Happened not to far from the city I lived in - a guy who was interesting in rifle ranges etc shot his neighbours when they wouldn't turn down the music...

JONJO THE MISER · 13-09-2013 2:58pm

O Tools butchers is overrun.

washiskin · 13-09-2013 7:10pm

A small aside - can anyone enlighten me on this Aubrey character who pops up here from time to time? I heard his ad on NT & wondered what he had done to merit mention......

JonathanAnon · 13-09-2013 7:51pm

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Happened not to far from the city I lived in - a guy who was interesting in rifle ranges etc shot his neighbours when they wouldn't turn down the music...

Since when has Rathkeale been a city..

ButtersSuki · 15-09-2013 12:05pm

washiskin wrote: »

A small aside - can anyone enlighten me on this Aubrey character who pops up here from time to time? I heard his ad on NT & wondered what he had done to merit mention......

If you listen to Lahv Lahn when Joe returns, he'll most likely be one within a week as he's "Joe's Expert in Residence on Speeddial" on the subject matter of all things related to moving, relocation, repatriation etc.

Some auld wan was on LL one day lamenting how her her or daughter had to move to some foreign country as despite ow highly qualified he or she was in the mummy's eyes (prob. pass Leaving Cert knowing LL) the was no work for her precious here. Aubrey called in and on-air gave a price list to move pretty much every single household item you can think of to pretty much every single country in the world, and used his time on-air as much as he could to gain some free advertising by way of attempting to break the world record for getting the most free plugs re. his business into one segment ever. Imagine if you will a call like this:

Joe: how much to move a couch to Doo-buy?
Aubrey: AMC Removals can move a couch to Dubai for €400.
Joe: wow. and how much to move a bed to Stock-hullum?
Aubrey: AMC Removals can move a bed to Stockholm for €300.
Joe: well done, and how much to move a kitchen tale to Pay Roo?
Aubrey: AMC Removals can move a kitchen table to Peru for €450.
Joe: Well done, well done. And how much to move a wardrobe to Kai Row?
Aubrey: AMC Removals can move a wardrobe to Cairo for €275.
Joe: Wow. And how much to move some curtains to Liz Bonn?
Aubrey: AMC Removals can move curtains to Lisbon for €85.
Joe: Wow.

It went on like that forever. Aubrey broke the world plugging of a business record on that occasion, and has subsequently broken it or attempted to break it every time he's been on since.

But in true Lahv Lahn fashion, he gets on now at the slightest mention of someone going somewhere whether it's a permanent move or not; or if something happens in some country no-one's ever been to.

Example:
Joe: Terrible news coming from outer-Oooze-beck-is-stan this morning when 2 chillers were robbed of their coddle. Aubrey on Line 1, you have experience of life in the region.
Aubrey: Yes Joe, we in AMC removals have been moving coddle to Uzbekistan since the early 90s. At AMC removals, we will move anything from coddle to couches, cars to tractors, entire households, business etc, to anywhere in the world. AMC Removals have over 20 years experience...........and it goes on like that forever.

It is amusing watching the thread here though when he makes an appearance!

snubbleste · 15-09-2013 12:06pm

You have a thing for Aubrey don't you?

michael999999 · 15-09-2013 12:11pm

But the kick in the ba!!s for Liveline is as soon as aubreys company had enough money to run an advertisimg campaign, he took it to Newstalk!

I suppose when joe is giving it to him.for.free why would he pay!

Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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