Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

europa11

Listening intently for the sound of cutlery and crockery in the background

Bits_n_Bobs

ButtersSuki wrote: »

People travel to Gort JUST to go to the cafe. They do in their bollix.

Once again on Lahv Lahn we have people from conties far away from that of the story ringing in to offer support. Fock off the lot of ye.

I agree. Down with Gort.

JM Skipton

It still amazes me the plug some business' get on liveline. Can you imagine the amount of money you would have to pay for this amount of publicity. It will now be known as that cafe that was on liveline.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

People travel to Gort JUST to go to the cafe. They do in their bollix.

Once again on Lahv Lahn we have people from conties far away from that of the story ringing in to offer support. Fock off the lot of ye.

Every time I'm in a cafe I think of the one in Gort.
That might be a lie.

Lenin Skynard

If you don't let private businesspeople sell gormet breakfast rolls on the public footpath without paying, it will be the end of Gort Joe.

le la rat

o dear city life stressing cats. Come on now Mooney

europa11

ffs, they were clamouring for donkey's years for Gort to be bypassed.

Hey presto! along comes the motorway...bypassing the Gorgeous Cafe.....and guess what! "I blame the bypass damo"

Polar101

'Is it hard to promote a business?'
'Not hard at all Damien, we just ring a national radio show'

Dan Jaman

"It shocked me to the core to hear that a pair of worthless auld sh"theap buildings were going to be knocked, Damo."

ButtersSuki

Blake's Corner again.

The ESSENTIAL Ennistymon?

Let me clarify something for you caller, there is no such thing as "The ESSENTIAL Ennistymon".

europa11

Why don't they open a café at Blake's Seven Corner?

JonathanAnon

"Fessade"

Damien is even acquiring Joe's gift for (murdering) the English language..

ButtersSuki

Funny Friday Lahv from Gallery Cafe in Gort OR Blake's Corner Ennistymon by the end of the year. Guaranteed.

syklops

ButtersSuki wrote: »

People travel to Gort JUST to go to the cafe. They do in their bollix.

Well what other reason would someone go to Gort for?

Dan Jaman

europa11 wrote: »

Why don't they open a café at Blake's Seven Corner?

A franchise of the Gorgeous Gort cafe?
"The most divine breakfast rolls, dahlink."

SEPT 23 1989

I would love to buy those buildings and bulldoze them into the ground just to annoy that twat

JonathanAnon

What's this, the talking German clock..

ButtersSuki

Focking Belgians ringing in about Blake's Corner now?!

WTF?

le la rat

Ah Mr Hawking

europa11

Helga came from Belgium on holidays (obviously having a ball if she can ring the Lahhvhlahn)

Damo "would you miss the buildings Helga?"

Helga "only if I drive on the left Dermozz"

Lenin Skynard

le la rat wrote: »

Ah Mr Hawking

We meet again!

SEPT 23 1989

Mr Irish Times cares little for the mere mortals who enjoy the beach

Bits_n_Bobs

These fodiners arriving in our country expecting proper roads! Racist and anti-Irish roads the lot of them!!!

ButtersSuki

Ennistymon and Gort aren't too far from one another (approx. 20miles) from memory. Definitely something in the water.

JM Skipton

Congrats Helga, I believe you are the first Belgian ever to grace da livelahn, wonder will the new thing now be the token belgian for the day

JonathanAnon

"We've got so many calls on this"..

We didnt believe that oul sh1te when Joe said it and we dont believe it now, Dermot... Ye dont want to talk about Lowry, that's the real issue.

europa11

They don't need a footpath, put down some decking.

Jesus this is so ridiculous, Damo will be getting more tears soon......of laughter.

Dan Jaman

Sarah could build a bypass with her decking.

syklops

You wanted to know where your rates go folks. This is it.

A million spent on a cow shed.

ButtersSuki

Englishman as Chairman of Save Ennistymon Heritage. Brilliant.

Save Ennistymon Heritage AGM in the Gallery Cafe Gort this Saturday at 2pm. Please bring your own tables and chairs.