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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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    #7832
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users Posts: 5,983 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Man, I want some free ****.


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    #7833
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    The most famous bells in the world which no-one has ever heard of.


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    #7834
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    This is ridiculous, instead of everybody searching their pockets for change, why dont they just use Liveline to catch the b1atch that did it.. If they "know who she is" then it would be easy for Liveline to track her down before she has it all spent.

    I need to make up a good story to ring in this week to get 2 tickets for the hurling replay...just like that Mayo woman last week..


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    #7835
    artful_codger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    Hasn't she been through enough.


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    #7836
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe, some fecker stole me tax disc, can I have some free nosh? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #7837
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    She'll be in incognito for a while, Joe is wondering if that's the next town over from Chickenlicken.


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    #7838
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    That was 24 minutes well spent...


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    #7839
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    funny thursday?? ne 1 ellse hear that


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    #7840
    AK333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭AK333


    I had to dash out and missed the last 10 mins. Did anyone mention travel insurance to her?


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    #7841
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "livelines funny thursday"

    That doesnt even rhyme!


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    #7842
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    AK333 wrote: »
    I had to dash out and missed the last 10 mins. Did anyone mention travel insurance to her?

    Travel insurance doesn't cover the monumentally stupid.


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    #7843
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    sit in an office and not your working according to this one


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    #7844
    AK333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭AK333


    syklops wrote: »
    Travel insurance doesn't cover the monumentally stupid.

    Syklops I'm not feeling the love for our lovely tourists from across the water


    :D


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    #7845
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    boat burglary?


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    #7846
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    AK333 wrote: »
    I had to dash out and missed the last 10 mins. Did anyone mention travel insurance to her?
    Joe asked - Sue said it didn't. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #7847
    AK333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭AK333


    Joe, my house was robbed when I was in Australia in 1994 - any chance of a free weekend/meal/GAA ticket


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    #7848
    DuckHook
    Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭DuckHook


    She only works port-time.. :D


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    #7849
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    "Thanks for being upbeat,
    and thanks for calling,
    and thanks for getting robbed"

    Joe can never do anything with a bit of humility.. He's either fawning all over the callers, or firing off loaded questions cos he doesnt like them... He's the Basil Fawlty of RTE... There, that's it... Joe Fawlty, or Basil Duffy..


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    #7850
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Joe is conveniently unaware of the caller who followed Bens advice which ended badly.


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    #7851
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    "Thanks for being upbeat,
    and thanks for calling,
    and thanks for getting robbed"

    Joe can never do anything with a bit of humility.. He's either fawning all over the callers, or firing off loaded questions cos he doesnt like them... He's the Basil Fawlty of RTE... There, that's it... Joe Fawlty, or Basil Duffy..

    More like Manuel.

    What happened to the boat?

    Did she say she checked Google earth to look for the boat? :confused:


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    #7852
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    DuckHook wrote: »
    She only works port-time.. :D

    That's the quay to it. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #7853
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    If it was a fire engine, Joe would be all over it.


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    #7854
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    If it was a fire engine, Joe would be all over it.

    Why does she keep referring to it as an engine?


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    #7855
    Daz_
    Registered Users Posts: 930 ✭✭✭Daz_


    Joe, you seem relieved that you've now too broke to emigrate to Canada..

    Perceptive as ever joe


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    #7856
    DuckHook
    Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭DuckHook


    Are we honestly meant to feel sorry for this lady because her boat engine got robbed...


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    #7857
    AK333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭AK333


    Well, did she not have boat insurance?

    * disclaimer, I don't work for the insurance industry *


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    #7858
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    syklops wrote: »
    More like Manuel.

    What happened to the boat?

    Did she say she checked Google earth to look for the boat? :confused:

    stolen...she looked on google earth but the area has tree cover


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    #7859
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    It was the mother in the promo


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    #7860
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    syklops wrote: »
    Why does she keep referring to it as an engine?

    Outboard? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #7861
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    All the ducks were in a row. Apart from the most important one Joe, an approved mortgage.


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