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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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    #7862
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "you had your ducks in a row..."

    Was it a house or a duck farm they were buying???


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    #7863
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    7 months employment and she wants a mortgage:rolleyes:


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    #7864
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    What jobs do you and your partner have?


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    #7865
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    7 months employment and she wants a mortgage:rolleyes:
    all she has to do is wait another 5 months...


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    #7866
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    signostic wrote: »
    all she has to do is wait another 5 months...

    but she wants her house

    VerucaSalt.Impatience.jpg


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    #7867
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    there`s a hell of alot of p1ssing on the streets


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    #7868
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Ffn all Ireland final should'nt be allowed!


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    #7869
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Mayo people are animals


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    #7870
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Attacking the Guards- next caller!


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    #7871
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    This guy loathes everything about himself and the country, great bundle of laughs he sounds.

    Ah, he's a taxi driver ! It's been a while since we had a good oul taxi driver rant !


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    #7872
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    The P1ssing Pot of Europe... I didnt realise the ratings agencies had upgraded us from Begging Bowl to P1ssing Pot?


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    #7873
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Samaritans are calling him back


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    #7874
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    The P1ssing Pot of Europe... I didnt realise the ratings agencies had upgraded us from Begging Bowl to P1ssing Pot?

    Multiple uses of the same vessel......clever?


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    #7875
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    The P1ssing Pot of Europe... I didnt realise the ratings agencies had upgraded us from Begging Bowl to P1ssing Pot?

    seems to be good evidence to justify the great honour that has been bestowed on us.


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    #7876
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Multiple uses of the same vessel......clever?

    I'm no empty vessel.... *triple usage points* :D


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    #7877
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    This really is a complete load of cr@p today


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    #7878
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    I thought he said porn shops!! :D


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    #7879
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    engagement_rings_rte_news.jpg


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    #7880
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    no mention of the car boot sales yet :eek:


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    #7881
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    this caller is getting rid of Joe...makes a change from the usual...:D


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    #7882
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Get a dose of e-coli and ring the bells right enough. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #7883
    DuckHook
    Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭DuckHook


    "anti social hours"...sigh its hardly the middle of the night.


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    #7884
    gluppers
    Registered Users Posts: 469 ✭✭gluppers


    Yeah


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    #7885
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    DuckHook wrote: »
    "anti social hours"...sigh its hardly the middle of the night.

    obviously you don`t work in RTE..;)


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    #7886
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Put man to bed and settle him in half an hour?? Yep, can be done easily enough!!! :D


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    #7887
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Shur Joe has the same love for his liveline callers.. I'm sure he'd do the job for a mere 150 grand he loves the callers so much.


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    #7888
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    45 minutes and 45 minutes is equal to 1 hour and a half Joe, not 2.

    Do you think PBH is banging his head off a wall some where bemoaning all the good he done for Liveline has been undone in a week and one day by Joe ?


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    #7889
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    "your priceless"

    FFS duffy .

    Give her some of your wages then


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    #7890
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    People called Elizabeth should be banned from calling Liveline, at least til Joe gets elocution lessons.


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    #7891
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    1 hour and a half !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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