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    #812
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    Two words for you caller "Market" and "Research"


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    #813
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Dermo' borrows another leaf from Joe's buke: i.e. dumb question of the day

    Damo: "and what would you be selling in the Bonsai Tree business?" :D


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    #814
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    Oh dear God.... "the bonsai tree business, what were you selling?"

    Is he seriously for real?:confused:

    I've been away from the Lahv Lahn Forum for over a month until last week so I have to ask Heidi - are you new here? That's likely not the dumbest question D'Omen will ask today!


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    #815
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "We had no boom Damo"

    awaits...."where's our NAMA Damien?" in 9...8...7...6...


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    #816
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    I feel like I'm at a field day. Who won the 100 metres..


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    #817
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    He probably thought Bonsai was the name of the business. That was the most singularly dumb thing I've heard in a while.


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    #818
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Ah so that's where you you get in the transatlantic bridge to Anerica. Belmullet. How much is the toll? And is there a services on the way to get fuel? More than one hopefully.....


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    #819
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    In Fairness the Belmullet guy is good and positive


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    #820
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    thatch roofs:rolleyes:


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    #821
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    I feel like I'm at a field day. Who won the 100 metres..

    Dermot............and he got a lovely bonsai tree to eat for a prize.


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    #822
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    English guys next business idea will be tartan paint.


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    #823
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Yakuza wrote: »
    He probably thought Bonsai was the name of the business. That was the most singularly dumb thing I've heard in a while.

    It might have been the way the researcher wrote it.


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    #824
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,535 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Export wooden and straw houses from Mayo?
    Sounds like a winner. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #825
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users Posts: 29,354 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    I've been away from the Lahv Lahn Forum for over a month until last week so I have to ask Heidi - are you new here? That's likely not the dumbest question D'Omen will ask today!

    Not new, no - but my tolerance for Joe at the best of times is limited so I come and go. (Work also tends to get in the way some of the time :D). But Damo/Dermot really just takes the biscuit.

    See my post from yesterday professing to yearn (later corrected/modified) for Joe's return :confused::mad:

    I'm booked in for counselling.


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    #826
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Banzai trees, martial arts, and he also teaches kids how to wax things..

    Mister-Miyagi.jpg


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    #827
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Wow! that was lucky is right Damo.

    imagine running into the Castlebar-born taoiseach in....Castlebar!!!

    What are the chances?


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    #828
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    we need a positive story to lift our spirits


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    #829
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    JM Skipton wrote: »
    In Fairness the Belmullet guy is good and positive

    I don`t think too much has changed in Belmullet in the past 5 years, still the same shops, pubs, hotels, same employment or unemployment which ever way you like to look at it, except that the price of houses coming down


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    #830
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Ah crap.

    Another 2 months of ads for the Bee Gee that isn't dead yet. :(


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    #831
    JonathanAnon
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    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    we need a positive story to lift our spirits

    "The world fell apart for me"

    ^ I'm assuming that doesnt meet the criteria? :D


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    #832
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,535 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Lapin wrote: »
    Ah crap.

    Another 2 months of ads for the Bee Gee that isn't dead yet. :(
    He's still stayin' alive, then? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #833
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    we need a positive story to lift our spirits

    Dermot announces after the break that due to a worldwide shortage of vintage humour and Hal Roach records, Funny Friday is cancelled.


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    #834
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    signostic wrote: »
    I don`t think too much has changed in Belmullet in the past 5 years.........

    Nothing has changed up there for hundreds of years.


    It might do when they eventually get connected to the national grid. ;)


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    #835
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    He's still stayin' alive, then?

    Ah! hah! hah! yeah! :D


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    #836
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    He was trying to pay this tax in advance

    right


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    #837
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Wish Helga Hawking from yesterday would call in again.


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    #838
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    we need a positive story to lift our spirits

    You talking about the polish hooker arrested for giving HIV to some punters in euro 2012


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    #839
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Joe at this stage would start muck raking about his personal life falling apart


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    #840
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Lapin wrote: »
    Ah crap.

    Another 2 months of ads for the Bee Gee that isn't dead yet. :(

    2 months for Mooney to get Mary Byrne and Jedward added to the bill as support acts.


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    #841
    Degringola
    Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭Degringola


    Definition of Irish poverty: couple of houses and a boat!


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