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    #872
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    A lot of confusion there. You left out "for stupid people" Dermot.


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    #873
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "You chaps in the Eire really should scrap this tax, what ho!. I can't afford it, and I'll be damned...........bloody disgrace, put me on to Major Duffy young man"

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    #874
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Hiya eh eh eh whats his name?


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    #875
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    JM Skipton wrote: »
    He is up to his neck to the tune of 11 million euro that's where he is

    Delighted for him! Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Had the displeasure of meeting him once in a friends house in Clontarf (not Joe before anyone asks!). He was a complete slimeball, peeving over every woman in the room. Allegedly.


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    #876
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    That's a great idea Damo. the I'm an ignorant f**er defence.

    I didn't know that was against the law Guard....... Oh ok off you go


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    #877
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Ah the bauld Ivor, where's he these days?

    Enjoying his dough no doubt. :mad:


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    #878
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I'm guessing that saying each word slowly isn't going to help these morons Dermot.


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    #879
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Damo is not allowed the key of the tape room


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    #880
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Don't confuse it with the Principal Private Residence tax............. also known as the property tax


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    #881
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    caller "Dermo', I'd love if you could replay that ad."

    I hope it's not the Tom Crean one


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    #882
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    europa11 wrote: »
    caller "Dermo', I'd love if you could replay that ad."

    I hope it's not the Tom Crean one

    My personal favorite was the Neil Diamond Mary Byrne ad


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    #883
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    europa11 wrote: »
    caller "Dermo', I'd love if you could replay that ad."

    I hope it's not the Tom Crean one

    or Neil Diamond :eek:


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    #884
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Damo is not allowed the key of the tape room

    ...or anywhere near Joe's coffee jar or that little model train that brings him his fig-rolls ;)


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    #885
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    "They dont know they hvae to pay it"

    repeat 20 times for the last 20 minutes of livelin..


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    #886
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    What's this? I have to pay Income Tax on my Income? How was I supposed to know that? The name is very ambiguous.


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    #887
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Oh good the lost and found segment.................. public service remit at it's best


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    #888
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    europa11 wrote: »
    ...or anywhere near Joe's coffee jar or that little model train that brings him his fig-rolls ;)

    and the nipple clamps are firmly locked away in the bottom drawer ;)


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    #889
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    There's a lesson in loaded questions from Aine Lawlor... And Aine Collins on the cross..


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    #890
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    So I don't have to pay the new Broadcast Tax either...........oh well! fair enough, thanks Dermot.


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    #891
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Paul's car.

    Nurburgring%20Mercedes%20SLS%20AMG%20Black%20Fire%20Burnt%20Out.jpg


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    #892
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    TV license.................. But damo I don't have a pair of women's knickers in the house


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    #893
    artful_codger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    Did he have a Dublin 1 complexion?


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    #894
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Right Old Chap, part of your argument was based on the fact that revenue hadn't called or written to your "offspring" personally to inform him of this tax? I assume he provided them with a contact phone number and address then upon leaving Eire? Of course not. Instead, revenue should send a team of special agents (a la Jason Bourne) to the four corners of the world at tax payers expense in search of him to inform him of this new tax.


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    #895
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    So the guards had it all along.....


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    #896
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Hamilcar wrote: »
    Oh good the lost and found segment.................. public service remit at it's best

    Anyone who lost their dogs, ring in now.

    unless you're from Ennistymon......(your terrier is hiding in Blake's Corner)


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    #897
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    "I want to thank the public as well... well, the public minus that c*nt that stole me car and boxed me in the ceann"


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    #898
    lucylu
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    good for you Paul on getting your Car back


    Loved the Oscar speach


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    #899
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Only for d'accent I'd have thought that was Barry McGuigan.

    Haven't heard that many "thanks" in ages.


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    #900
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Cross-county Lahv Lahn again. Jesus, there must be a lot of people with nothing to do in this country but ring Lahv Lahn to complain about or support random topics hundreds of miles away.


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    #901
    artful_codger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    The N25 toll bridge outside Waterford was an ingenious way of diverting traffic back into the City to attract custom...


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