Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

Fujitsu10

gluppers wrote: »

Dogs on Monday, Trees on Thursday, can't wait for tomorrow's show

Hopefully not Funny Friday!:D

Dan Jaman

"Why couldn't you swim?"

"I emptied the pool, Joe."

bottlebrush

Stay out of macdonalds for a start

Hitchens

what the fook is a 'poo-al'?

Dublin_Mom

yep...its all societys fault....never my own....

baldbear

Its all societys fault.

snubbleste

Random picture time

avfc1874

Dublin_Mom wrote: »

didnt listen yesterday, but seriously why should I and other tax payers be funding surgery for people who are overweight?
What next?

its not their fault:rolleyes: like ricky gervais said its not like someones sneaking into thier house and injecting thousands of calories into thier salad. i worked with a , fat lad before and i heard him say i'm not into exercise and all that ****( you'd never notice):rolleyes: but its not thier fault;)

Hitchens

this is without doubt the worst lahvline ever!

Roger_007

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"My hernia is droppin' to my knees."

Thanks for that image, missus.

For 'hernia' read 'ar$e';)

snubbleste

"I could eat a tin of Roses for my breakfast" :eek:

ThisRegard

Dublin_Mom wrote: »

yep...its all societys fault....never my own....

baldbear wrote: »

Its all societys fault.

It's not, it's her appetites.

She seems to be doing alright, she's down to 13 stone purely through exercise and self control. Why can't she continue to do what she has done and not insist she still needs the operation ?

run_Forrest_run

god she's really begging for this op, if she saved the her money instead of gobbling it she would be able to afford the op.

padz

i ate the guts of one them boxes of roses to meself once, fellt like a right beast after it, id do it again

baldbear

At xmas i eat nearly a tin of roses for breakfast and a romantica for dessert. Its tough going.

snubbleste

run_Forrest_run wrote: »

god she's really begging for this op, if she saved the her money instead of gobbling it she would be able to afford the op.

Well then she would not have a problem..

Dublin_Mom

Here's a novel idea......get a job and pay for your own op...
working all day would also keep you away from food as you would be busy....


This wan is in denial, its societys fault and her appetites fault, did you ever hear the like?

Dan Jaman

"My appetite is so big."
It's not YOUR APPETITE - it's YOU. Stop trying to disconnect.
Self-discipline - it's a basrtard, but you have to develop it.

Hitchens

Brek alert!

bottlebrush

I dont agree with this caller. I only weigh 8.5 stone. I could eat a tin of roses for breakfast. I would love a tin of roses for breakfast. I just chose not to.

baldbear

snubbleste wrote: »

"I could eat a tin of Roses for my breakfast" :eek:

Great tshirt slogan there.

Roger_007

run_Forrest_run wrote: »

god she's really begging for this op, if she saved the her money instead of gobbling it she would be able to afford the op.

How much can a roll of duct tape cost........(just tape up your mouth missus)

ThisRegard

Wow, great advice from a doctor there, "If I had a weight problem I'd be first in the queue for the surgery". Feic eating and exercising healthily.

Red Fred

I could eat a tin of Roses for breakfast.
The worst time is in the evening - usually After Eight!

snubbleste

She should go on the Fplan

ThisRegard

Will Joe ask her for some freebie surgerys for his callers ?

run_Forrest_run

fcuk sake, the sense of entitlement from this whale is unreal.

snubbleste

One of the worst programmes ever.

Roger_007

How can these people afford all this food.......I thought half the country was starving with recession?

gluppers

To sum up today's show