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    #962
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    I hope he has at least lost some weight on his diet...


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    #963
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    Lapin wrote: »
    How does the wife put up with him?
    Especially after eating all those eggs and scallions


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    #964
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I bet some muppet will actually make him an offer.


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    #965
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Lapin wrote: »
    I bet some muppet will actually make him an offer.

    How much is he looking for?


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    #966
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    hate to break it to the guy but unless the gaff is gorgeous in a nice area you can get ALOT better for less than 168k

    EDIT.

    just heard its a 4 bed bungalo. sorry man but your fecked then.


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    #967
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    No need to mention where he lives.

    We'll be able to read it in The Star tomorrow anyway.


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    #968
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Lapin wrote: »
    How does the wife put up with him?

    Well, Mrs. Duffy has probably considered the annualised lotto win that Joe is on and thought to herself "for that I'll put up with the oul' nark". ;)


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    #969
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Salmon coloured ticket no 999


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    #970
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    I bet the lawyer still charged her though.


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    #971
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    signostic wrote: »
    How much is he looking for?

    €160K


    Don't do it Sig.

    Give it to me instead. ;)


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    #972
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Does she think there are loads of people out there with a spare 200 euro to pay for her house?


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    #973
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Lapin wrote: »
    €160K


    Don't do it Sig.

    Give it to me instead. ;)

    Just send me your bank details and pin number...;)


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    #974
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    lads have i gone nuts ?

    seriously cant belive im actually hearing this stuff !

    :D


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    #975
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    constitutionus wrote: »
    lads have i gone nuts ?

    seriously cant belive im actually hearing this stuff !

    :D
    Unreal


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    #976
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wedymc7ll1Y


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    #977
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Anyone else want to come on and make a show of themselves like the first two?


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    #978
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Wouldn't mind if Joe raffled his paycheque sometime.


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    #979
    lucylu
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    people find it hard to to buy a raffle ticket for their local sports clubs not to mention fork out 100 or 200 to win a buy-to-let property


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    #980
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Are Joes researchers actual researchers or does he employ the 3 twins to play angry birds all day?
    A HOMEOWNER IS trying to break the property market deadlock by selling his house to the lowest bidder.

    Rob Reynolds owns this five-bedroom, four-bathroom house in Mullingar, Co Westmeath. He now lives in Germany with his wife and told TheJournal.ie yesterday evening that the economic circumstances in Ireland at the moment have forced him to find a novel way to shift the property.


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    #981
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    I have a dart board. Not sure if I want to raffle it off or sell it but retain ownership until death


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    #982
    artful_codger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    I'm raffling a tv license.

    ...anyone? anyone at all?


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    #983
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Anyone remember Barney Curley's raffle ?


    Not content with just one hilariously brilliant scam, Curley went on to make a career out of it. He raffled off his mansion home in 1984 to circumvent a terrible housing market by selling raffle tickets for $270 apiece, setting a minimum of 2,000 before the raffle would take place (he wound up selling over 8,000). The deal was attractive because a person could theoretically wind up purchasing a mansion for less than $300. Meanwhile, Curley guaranteed himself a healthy sale simply by collecting the sum of all the tickets sold. When the raffle finally went down, he'd sold over $2 million worth of tickets, which is so fantastically genius that we want to punch his face for being such a magnificent bastard.


    http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-ballsiest-living-cheater-who-never-broke-rule/

    For those who don't. Curley is an Irish professional gambler. The mansion above is Middleton house in Co Westmeath.

    The tickets were sold for IR £200 and the raffle was launched live on the Late Late Show by Gay Byrne.


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    #984
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Banks, banks and more banks...Listen to what Max Keiser said about 6 months ago


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    #985
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Caller: The idea came to me in a weetabix induced coma Joe.


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    #986
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    This man sounds like a right eejit........it all worked in his dreams.......FFS


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    #987
    Meathlass
    Registered Users Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Meathlass


    Why doesn't he sell the house, pay back bank and rent?


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    #988
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "How do you pass the day"

    He listens to you Joe. Isn't that punishment enough.


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    #989
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    I bet he was a Fianna Fail voter but is now a good dart player...


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    #990
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81quuALF5hs


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    #991
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    medical eh ?

    :D


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