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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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    #2162
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Coffe bashing from a show that was sponsored by a tea company.


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    #2163
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    JM Skipton wrote: »
    " and tell us Deirdre in great detail how bad was the pain?"

    And how bad did it make you feel?


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    #2164
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    You don't care Joe, we can hear it in your voice


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    #2165
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    And what type of coffee was it? Was it a latte? A cappuchino? An Americano? An Espresso? A double espresso perhaps? Or granules?


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    #2166
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    She was lucky the baboons didn't try to ride her. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #2167
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Jaysus, drank coffee all her life, has one cup and collapses. Shouldn't they be checking out that particular cup of coffee. :rolleyes:


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    #2168
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Joe to mention 'de gadderin' in 3, 2, 1......


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    #2169
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Will Joe get in some of his anti-German digs on this Irish-German lady?

    Were there any lederhosen in the suitcases?


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    #2170
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    A breeding device??? :eek:


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    #2171
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    She was lucky the baboons didn't try to ride her.

    Leave the Funny Friday crew out of it.:rolleyes:


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    #2172
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "So Joe, we went for a stroll and left all our stuff in a car." 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #2173
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Has he already tapired off the A-Zoo talk?


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    #2174
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Wicklow Tourism on line 2 suitably outraged.


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    #2175
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "Why did you have everything in the car?"

    Some idiotic questions. Some stupid people as well. Who leaves their smart phone in the car?


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    #2176
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe sounds sooooooo bored lately, mustn't have been a great holiday.


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    #2177
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    sudzs wrote: »
    A breeding device??? :eek:

    The ears of many Pro-lifer nutjob will have 'pricked-up';) when they heard that.


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    #2178
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    "You can't open a car from the outside if its been locked from the outside".

    10 out of 10 for identifying the purpose of a lock.


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    #2179
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    syklops wrote: »
    ............Who leaves their smart phone in the car?
    The phone may be smart but as for the owner..............:confused:


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    #2180
    Degringola
    Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭Degringola


    I'm not particularly intelligent, but I have never in my life left my handbag in a car, not to mention a phone. The mind boggles.


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    #2181
    electrobanana
    Registered Users Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭electrobanana


    She's chancing her arm by the sounds of this lol


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    #2182
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    "Why did you have everything in the car?"

    Yes Joe I always bring the entire contents of my car when I go for a run/walk/jog etc Spare wheel is a bit of a pain though


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    #2183
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Listen I wouldn't leave a fiver in a car why on earth does she think it would be safe to leave handbags and 4 phones, ffs they aren't that heavy.


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    #2184
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe's "wow"s are so patronising.


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    #2185
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Joe to researcher "Whats 1200 in real money?"
    Researcher:"Thats about how much you earned in the time it took you to ask the question"
    Joe:"Gotchya"


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    #2186
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    Looks like the country has had a lucky escape by this one emigrating


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    #2187
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    She peed :eek:


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    #2188
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Or Powerscourt windfall as it's known by the skangers


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    #2189
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    15 minutes..


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    #2190
    Degringola
    Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭Degringola


    Purple with white spots. Sounds very tasteful.


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    #2191
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe asked "How much is it to hire a car?". He wants to know to compare the cost of a car vs. luxury yacht and helicopter hire from his holliers.

    Ring here or a presbytery!!!!!! Yes, gurriers have presbyteries on speed dial Joe!


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