Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

europa11

"I have a bond with Dusty"


Sell many Dusty T-shirts do you?

Roger_007

This woman thinks she's married to Dusty.

Dan Jaman

Dusty was too busy robbing cars at tourist hotspots and didn't like the interruption.

Meathlass

Dusty the Dolphin's Bucket List

1. Swim with a human

ButtersSuki

She was your friend at the start of the segment now she's not.

europa11

Is it a mere co-incidence that all these attacks take place between 1:45 and 3p.m every weekday, and that they're more vicious on the last friday of every month?

Whatever could it be??

Roger_007

A farmer down the road from me owns a bull. I think I'll go into the field and 'bond' with him!

artful_codger

Dolphin survivors group looking for compensation.

syklops

Dan Jaman

If I were a dolphin, I'd probably have off days, too. Fecking humans coming and pissing me off.

ButtersSuki

Valerie is a Dolphin Whisperer now.

Degringola

Ah, these self-deludory (is that a word?) bonds. Bless.

snubbleste

Dusty does Clare :eek:

ButtersSuki

If Joe starts a campaign to have this dolphin put down I will start a campaign to have him put down.

Lapin

There is nothing incredible about the You Tube footage.

Its simply a video of a muppet being attacked for annoying a creature in its own habitat.

Roger_007

So Dusty is a traveller.......?

europa11

Three years in Doolin, ffs no wonder she's pissed off.

All the diddley-eye music must have driven the poor animal nuts by now,

Dan Jaman

Life is not a fecking Disney movie, you daft cratur.

europa11

ButtersSuki wrote: »

If Joe starts a campaign to have this dolphin put down I will start a campaign to have him put down.

Where do we sign the petition?

Lapin

Right.

Enough about the friggin fish and move on.

Dan Jaman

"Tuna-Free Dolphin Steaks"

Hamilcar

Swim with Joe

ButtersSuki

Bonkers. Absolutely bonkers.

Joe in quick as a flash with a disclaimer on Sea World.


There's a question I never thought I'd hear - "do you play with any other sea life?'

europa11

Joe worried that someone in SeaWorld is listening.

it's in San Diego Joe, they might have better things to do than listening to you.

snubbleste

All this is missing is airy fairy musak in the background and a choir

syklops

Did you swim with her on porpoise?

Meathlass

I've heard this guy before and he knows what he's talking about. All this rubbish talk of 'bonding'

artful_codger

Some animals are just jerks.

Lapin

Well said this man.

ButtersSuki

europa11 wrote: »

Joe worried that someone in SeaWorld is listening.

it's in San Diego Joe, they might have better things to do than listening to you.

Chuck: Hey Chad, guess what Joe Duffy is saying about us now over there in Ireland?
Chad: He's not giving out incorrect information as fact again is he?
Chuck: He sure is Chad. What'll we do?
Chad: Better call Saul.