Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

Meathlass

You're on the radio!

snubbleste

dodgy ringtone

ButtersSuki

I had seven stitches and five stitches.

Honours Maths love?

Dan Jaman

"Woman bit by Cat - Film at Eleven."

my friend

Bad meth

syklops

Joe:"How many stitches did you have?"
Caller:"5 stitches and 7 stitches"

so 12 stitches then.

joi99

Next topic: sightings of dodo's on lambay island

Hamilcar

Orwell's Animal Farm is coming to pass.................... I warned ye

snubbleste

I was attacked by a massive pussy

my friend

She tried every society ?

AA ?

Dan Jaman

snubbleste wrote: »

I was attacked by a massive pussy

Lucky you.

Roger_007

It wasn't a cat missus, it was a taiper escaped from the azoo!

signostic

Luckily this one was dead...

A dead shark has been discovered on the subway in New York City, transport officials have confirmed.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23610105

ButtersSuki

This cat will be a lion-cougar-tiger-lynx-cheetah mix and 18 feet tall by the end of this segment.

my friend

Terrible trauma when you consider there is no one she can sue...

Hamilcar

Was it painful.................................. Now you see why incisive Joe is on the big bucks

syklops

They say it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better and you know what Ted, it lights up at night, and it's got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was tellin' me that it's got magnets on it's tail so as if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and instead of a mouth it's got four arses.

Joe:"Was it painful?"
:rolleyes:

europa11

Oh he would, he would love to see the photos

Lapin

Thoor Ballylee is closed because tourists are afraid to come to Galway in case they get their face bitten off by a congar eel, or worse - get dragged off to yet another bloody Quiet Man location.

snubbleste

Domestos would'nt kill it Joe

CorsendonkX

Seriously, this woman should be up for the Darwin Award. Its a wild tom cat FFS not the Black Panther of Tallaght

Meathlass

signostic wrote: »

Luckily this one was dead...





http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23610105

Love the pic of the shark with the red bull and cig!

Hamilcar

Jesus Joe.. Harpoon the dolphin.................. Kick the cat...............You're not much of an animal lover

Dan Jaman

The Tallaght Wild Cat - Dangerous Tabby

my friend

Joe,

Perhaps Carmel looks like a bulldog?

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

This cat will be a lion-cougar-tiger-lynx-cheetah mix and 18 feet tall by the end of this segment.

Sorry, it's not afraid of water. I need to amend my original description:
This cat will be a lion-cougar-tiger-lynx-cheetah mix with fins and 18 feet tall by the end of this segment. And very good-looking.

SEPT 23 1989

"Was it painful Carmel?"

signostic

syklops wrote: »

Joe:"Was it painful?"
:rolleyes:

Caller "yes"
Joe "how painful?"
Joe "describe the pain to me caller"

Roger_007

today's show:- Duffy Goes Wild On 1.

snubbleste

"you know this facebook thing?"