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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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    #2402
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Have ya heard of the phase buke Joe


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    #2403
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    "This Facebook thing".

    It lives in the interweb Joe.


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    #2404
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Briony October on sound?

    Has to be a porn name!


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    #2405
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    New%2BDay%2BRising.jpg

    "Was it painful Carmel?"

    Joe just spluttered live when he saw this post!


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    #2406
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    snubbleste wrote: »
    "you know this facebook thing?"

    I was expecting her to say she got attacked by facebook.


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    #2407
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    I'm not going outside today............ It's a jungle out there


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    #2408
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "Looking at my wounds would make you cringe Joe"

    Joe offers to call up to Tallaght after the show.


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    #2409
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Ban animals Joe! :rolleyes:


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    #2410
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Why does Mooney always sound as if he's just sat on a banana? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #2411
    Meathlass
    Registered Users Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Meathlass


    A commemoration for two morans. This country ... sometimes I just despair


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    #2412
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Why does Mooney always sound as if he's just sat on a banana?
    as if he has only just


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    #2413
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    time for this methinks :D



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    #2414
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Why does Mooney always sound as if he's just sat on a banana?


    And one that was left overnight in a freezer at that :D


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    #2415
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "....attacker by a tapper" Jaysus, even Eileen Dunne can't get it right! :rolleyes:


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    #2416
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    sudzs wrote: »
    "....attacker by a tapper" Jaysus, even Eileen Dunne can't get it right! :rolleyes:

    Maybe it was a wheel-tapper. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #2417
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    IRA admit Stack execution on 3 o'clock news. Joe will be raging on one hand, but on the other, that's next week's shows taken care of. He's such a self-righteous twat full of his own self-importance he probably thinks they delayed the announcement until Lahv Lahn was off air.


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    #2418
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Caller: "A squirrel, Joe".
    Joe: "Gwan".
    Caller: "yeah, Joe... I waved to him in the garden, next thing I woke up in Naas hospital with 40 stitches... ".


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    #2419
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Caller: "A squirrel, Joe".
    Joe: "Gwan".
    Caller: "yeah, Joe... I waved to him in the garden, next thing I woke up in Naas hospital with 40 stitches... ".

    Joe: were d'hostible bills expensive?
    Caller: yes Joe, they were. Very expensive
    Joe: good job you had money squirrelled away then....so to speak! He he he he he he he he he he he he he gwan gwan


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    #2420
    Going Forward
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,224 ✭✭✭Going Forward


    I've got to put two syllables in Thoor.

    It proves I'm just an ordinary Joe. From the big smoke.


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    #2421
    lazygal
    Registered Users Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    Next week: PENSION CUTS. The mo-ast vulnerable Joe, I'm an old age pensioner, I have to live in my kitchen, how can I take de savage cuts, Joe.


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    #2422
    CorsendonkX
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CorsendonkX


    I read at the weekend that Hanoi has banned rickshaws, good excuse for the Dublin rickshawn fellow to ring and try plugging his company a few thousand times more.


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    #2423
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    CorsendonkX wrote: »
    I read at the weekend that Hanoi has banned rickshaws, good excuse for the Dublin rickshawn fellow to ring and try plugging his company a few thousand times more.

    Well they won't need them in Hanoi then.......so Aubrey from AMC Removals can come on and tell us how he can move them from Hanoi to Dublin

    ....or Clontarf, Cork, Gort, Belmullet, Tipperary, Rosscarbery, Limerick, Youghal, Killaloe, Birdhill, Australia, Doo-buy, etc. etc. etc. etc.
    :D


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    #2424
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    CorsendonkX wrote: »
    I read at the weekend that Hanoi has banned rickshaws, good excuse for the Dublin rickshawn fellow to ring and try plugging his company a few thousand times more.

    He could buy them in cheap from Hanoi and Aubery will transport them.


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    #2425
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    bet she was reading 50 shades of grey


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    #2426
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    "I know it's fun and fiction."

    And yet you rang Joe Duffy to burn the ears off us with your outrage.


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    #2427
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Caller: "how are you, over"
    Joe: "great, how are you, over".
    Caller: "fine, how's yourself, over".
    Joe: "fine thanks, how are you getting on?"


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    #2428
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Has she nothing better to do?


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    #2429
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Only here for first half hour max today but good to see the outrageometer is set to high today.


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    #2430
    mjv2ydratu679c
    Closed Accounts Posts: 518 ✭✭✭mjv2ydratu679c


    Enough already - Newstalk here I come.


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    #2431
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    joe hasnt got a clue what her point is and doesnt know what shes on about. he seems confused and lost.

    maybe hes finally realised that people with nothing better to do but whinge just ring him


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