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    #2462
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    maybe himself and the wife are swingers and treated themselves to a night with an Amsterdam hooker to celebrate her getting the all clear from cancer

    thats my take on the story:D

    Mine is that his wife was dying, there was another woman in his life that came to the fore and professed her love for him, now his wife is in remission he's damning the other woman because she has just made his life more complicated.


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    #2463
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I'm bored. Have a meeting at 2:15 and actually looking forward to it now.

    Fock sake, it's a six word fictional short story - it's not meant to be taken literally you nosey geebag.


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    #2464
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    shoudlnt be in the paper. sweep it under the carpet and we,ll pretend it doesnt exist


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    #2465
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    I'd say she was a joy to be looking after you if you were unfortunate to be in her ward with cancer.


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    #2466
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I hope this woman doesn't read playboy.


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    #2467
    Floppybits
    Registered Users Posts: 7,656 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    This is pure crap.


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    #2468
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Cancer sufferer blows the whole thing out of the water


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    #2469
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    ok I'm back cause this one is winding me up so much. My aunt had breastcancer and we got through it with gallows humour, it helped us. Some of the jokes and banter were awful but at the time we would be crying laughing. We used to put her wig on her dog, ffs whatever works. This one has annoyed me no end.


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    #2470
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    For sale
    Joe's brain
    never used


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    #2471
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    I'd say she was a joy to be looking after you if you were unfortunate to be in her ward with cancer.

    Cancer Ward.
    Bitchy Nurse.
    Wanna Die.


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    #2472
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Cancer should never be belittled.......ah, no. Every subject is up for grabs in humour. That's the point.

    A couple from "Jeff Ross Roasts America":

    Bill Gates is so rich he paid cancer to kill Steve Jobs.
    Everyone wanted to work for Steve Jobs, except his pancreas.


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    #2473
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Maura had cancer, but Bernie is telling her how she should feel about it.


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    #2474
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Overreaction?

    Do you think?


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    #2475
    rollcall
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 153 ✭✭rollcall


    Aul Biddy
    admits over reacting
    Staggering!


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    #2476
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Cancer victim finds it funny.. This really doesnt leave the first caller a lot of wriggle room does it. lmao...


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    #2477
    Degringola
    Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭Degringola


    God how painful is that woman. GET a life.


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    #2478
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Hamilcar wrote: »
    For sale
    Joe's brain
    never used

    Buyer beware,
    It may
    not work


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    #2479
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe's show
    doth blow
    must go 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #2480
    DuckHook
    Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭DuckHook


    did duffy actually ask why did she think the six words were light hearted?...they are a joke you buffoon.

    In all seriousness its disgraceful that duffy is giving these outraged biddies the time of day as they are actually upset at a fictional short story that is intended to to be funny.

    Only duffy can squeeze misery out of this kind of thing.

    I never thought i would say it but dave mcsavage is spot on.


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    #2481
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Buyer beware,
    It may
    not work
    Would I get my money back?


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    #2482
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    There's no show,
    Like a Joe show.

    ironic really!


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    #2483
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    is joe really questioning whats funny ?

    the bloke that gives us funny friday ?


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    #2484
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Ah, out comes the religious zealotry.


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    #2485
    CorsendonkX
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CorsendonkX


    The Devil now!


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    #2486
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    eternal damnation

    get off the fcuking radio you aul crank:mad:


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    #2487
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    bad line
    bad whine
    bad show


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    #2488
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    DuckHook wrote: »
    did duffy actually ask why did she think the six words were light hearted?...they are a joke you buffoon.

    In all seriousness its disgraceful that duffy is giving these outraged biddies the time of day as they are actually upset at a fictional short story that is intended to to be funny.

    Only duffy can squeeze misery out of this kind of thing.

    I never thought i would say it but dave mcsavage is spot on.


    My feelings exactly. This drivel should not be broadcast on the national airwaves. The independent are probably elated at the free publicity


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    #2489
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,192 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    three
    zero
    zero,
    zero
    zero
    zero?


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    #2490
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Her phone line is in remission..


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    #2491
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I thought it was "dam" as in a river blocking mechanism, as in he would use her to block a local stream or waterway............

    Might call in with that suggestion.

    Are you nervous.......is Joe don't a Keet Duffy on it now? Lol


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