Wednesday Funnies

MonkieSocks

A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor.

They expressed their concerns to the doctor.

The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast.

The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast.

When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says,

‘Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father.'

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A very attractive woman walks into a bar and orders two shots.

She downs the first one...
"This is for the shame," and then the second one..."This is for the glory."

She then orders two more shots.

She drinks the first One...
"This is for the shame," and then the second one... "This is for the glory."

She is about to order two more shots when the bartender stops her.

"Ma'am, I was just wondering... what's this about shame and glory?"

"Well," she replies,

"I like to do my housework naked, but when I bent over to pick something up, my Great Dane mounted me from behind."

"That must be the shame," the bartender said.

"No, that was the glory.

The shame is when we got knotted together and he dragged me out in the front garden for fifteen minutes."
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Redneck; “Give me three packets of condoms.

Cashier; “Do you need a Bag with that sir?”

Redneck; “Nah, she ain’t that ugly”

BeerWolf

MonkieSocks wrote: »

my Great Dane mounted me from behind."

..
The shame is when we got knotted together..

Urgh