The good jumper

wil

Oh no, oh no, his mother/brother/gf/dog will be so so angry

Forget about whatever latest multibilion lottery winner, by now ye must all be buzzin about the whereabouts of the owner of the lost good jumper from Roscommon (I dunno, think it's somewhere north of the Shannon, (a river somewhere west of Athlone (a town somewhere in the middle of Ireland)))

I can only assume it's of such shame inducing shame to admit you dont know the location of your good jumper :eek:, your second most itchy garment, that boards is admirably conspiring to protect this poor misfortunate and keep the whole sorry story hush hush until the owner can quietly retreive and closet mammys birthday present before she finds out.

I fondly remember my own thick powder-drinking-cholcolate-brown with cream zigzags woolen creation and it's warm stranglehold around my skinny neck while simultaneously providing me with hours of comfort itching about my ares.

What is it about this most colloquial of costumes that helps you spot your fellow geansai wearing paddy from afar, whether it be on Bondai beach or the depths of the Sahara.:cool:
Do you think its a bit like a flag you can wear, with pride?

BizzyC

Nemeses

This is all over a "good" jumper..??

Ah come on - Theres gotta be better news than that..

Lapin

wil wrote: »

........ from Roscommon (I dunno, think it's somewhere north of the Shannon, (a river somewhere west of Athlone (a town somewhere in the middle of Ireland)))

Such witty hilarity.

I bet you have the whole family in stitches around the dinner table every evening.

Augmerson

I just woke up and can't think of any good puns, **** it.

Banjo String

Arkle was a good jumper.


http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkle

studiorat

Was it a good golfing jumper by any chance?

Witchie

Am kinda proud of my almost 70 yr old mum. I posted the tweet on my fb page and she commented "wheres me jumper" .

SEPT 23 1989

http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mP87gbnz2PUYeXP0BOB8U0g.jpg

Nemeses

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mP87gbnz2PUYeXP0BOB8U0g.jpg

Now that's.... a jumper

wil

Lapin wrote: »

Such witty hilarity.

I bet you have the whole family in stitches around the dinner table every evening.

Sorry, didn't realise I'd touched on some delicate sensitivities. In a thread on the heady topic of jumpers, in a forum almost entirely comprising of bad jokes, I really should try to avoid any form of poor wit in case it should offend the offended. Feel free to remind me again if I transgress:).

As for the kitchen table, simple answer, no, conversation usually turns to "knitting*" or something a little less light:( (inappropriate for AH)

Anyway delighted to report some good news, the jumper found its owner, all is well again in the long lived centre of Ireland