Lets be honest and make some money...

Johner

flanna01 wrote: »

As the boxing Christmas cracker rolls on,

Stop calling it that! :mad:

ThebitterLemon

"inpertinence" ... Would that be some type of disease afflicting ones nipple?

ThebitterLemon

Sure I'm posting to have a bit of craic, and as an eunuch with no balls I might as well sit here and play with yours

walshb

This is one fuc&^d up thread!

flanna01

Mr. Walsh - This is your first visit to this thread, you choose to post a profanity in your first sentence.... Class!

Ps. Should you not be in the race horse section?? You know Ruby is a girlie name don't you??

Pps. Maybe you just prefer to be called Ruby after dark??

Gawd... Don't say I've attracted cross dressers to this forum as well...

My little possums, I need to get this wager out of the way as soon as possible, too many weirdo's chasing me at the moment... The family was right, I should never have ventured into the lower class.

But fear thee not, I shall not abandon you. The gravy train rolls on...

Next weekend we have the Golovkin fight to carry the torch for us... We are nearly there my friends (loosely used phrase of course..)..

So... As the ultimate act of unselfishness.. I will carry on leading the faithful to the promised land, even whilst being chased by eunuchs, illiterates, and now cross dressers....

I truly am the champion of the common herd...!!

richierichballs

Johner wrote: »

Some christmas cracker. Seeing as Pascal - Bute is on January 18th.

haha this flanna guy is straight up dumb.

flanna01

I stand corrected ... ( I think)?

As one fellow contributor pointed out - It would appear that the Jean Pascal fight isn't occurring on the 8th December as I had originally stated... Although I am ultimately responsible for everything I publish, I can lay blame to this error firmly on the doorstep of the man I intend to clean out... Paddy Power!

If you check the boxing section on his site, you will still see the Bute vs Pascal fight listed as 8th December.

My little snot ball's - I have been mislead. The enemy has tried to confuse us.. But fear thee not, the Christmas cracker will now only be extended by a couple of weeks or so... To which the rewards will still be there to be collected and enjoyed (Drank).

I added the Pascal fight just to boost the return - I could probably beat Bute after a belly full of beer myself... I sourced the fight from the Paddy Power site, it fitted into the time scale for a Christmas pay out (Indeed it still does...!!)

So... There you have it. A Billy Clinton type explanation for the incorrect date posted for the Bute vs Pascal fight.

Does that answer satisfy the eunuchs, cross dressers, and illiterates?? I still don't understand why they still follow this thread... (although I think the bitter fella has a little humour in him somewhere...)

So my little cod pieces, we overcome another attempt to derail the flanna express... Another failed attempt of course. After next weeks victory, we will be breathing down the bookies neck, he will be able to hear us panting and groaning with the anticipation of cleaning him out... (Something similar to an excited septic ball's going out on a date..).

Anyway, until next time my little dead beats....

walshb

flanna01 wrote: »

Mr. Walsh - This is your first visit to this thread, you choose to post a profanity in your first sentence.... Class!
!

I rarely post obscenities or profanities. It was purely for emphasis reasons. I think I'm on the money, no?

flanna01

I think you are a little tapped - Yes?

richierichballs

walshb wrote: »

I rarely post obscenities or profanities. It was purely for emphasis reasons. I think I'm on the money, no?

bang on the money mate.

walshb

flanna01 wrote: »

I think you are a little tapped - Yes?

Simpler English, please!

flanna01

Ruby.... Beware.. Rancid Ball's is trying to befriend you (also known as grooming).

Leave this thread and run... You have no idea what misfits and weirdo's stalk this section!

I suggest you take my 'Not the Christmas cracker', throw a few bob on it, and go back to the race horse forum, and forget you ever ventured into my virtual psychiatric ward (mainly for the sexually repressed, but also caters for alcoholics, eunuchs, illiterates and now... cross dressers.)

richierichballs

flangina :pac:

walshb

flanna01 wrote: »

Ruby.... Beware.. Rancid Ball's is trying to befriend you (also known as grooming).

Leave this thread and run... You have no idea what misfits and weirdo's stalk this section!

I suggest you take my 'Not the Christmas cracker', throw a few bob on it, and go back to the race horse forum, and forget you ever ventured into my virtual psychiatric ward (mainly for the sexually repressed, but also caters for alcoholics, eunuchs, illiterates and now... cross dressers.)

Do you not get tired with this style of posting? I mean mentally tired!

Big Ears

Lads cut out the nonsense, you're worse than a couple of rival fighters bitching over twitter (which is all the rage these days).

flanna01

Ruby... Why would this be mentally tiring??. The facts are posted plain and simple. I couldn't care less what you think of the thread, don't ever recall asking for your input on anything... if you don't like it - don't follow it!!

Dickie Balls - Not sure what that post means?? (Are you on medication Richard??)

Big Ears - Welcome to my thread... I must admit, I felt nauseous when I seen your first debut post.... ''Big Ears'' - What manner of deviant have I attracted this time....??

Ok, possums, back to boxing. Did anybody notice that Mike Perez has his hands full this weekend? Should be a good fight, a real 50/50 battle.

Of course, all eyes will be on Golovkin this weekend, the 12/1 wager is depending on him doing what he does best.. I see little risk in this match - Another win as predicted by the Legendary Boxing Guru... Stay with me my little cherubs, employment will soon be a thing of the past.. (Most of ye will have to google the word employment).

For those of you that cannot stomach the thought of a days work - Stay with me my rubbing rags, soon, you will be no longer dependant on the welfare cheques for the cheap dutch cider.... My legendary wagers will cover all costs...

richierichballs

flangina is upset now haha.

flanna01

The 12/1) sure thing.....


1) Tim Bradley via points - Won
2)Kell Brook - Won
3) Golovkin - Won
4) Froch via KO
5) Pacquaio
6) Jean Pascal

The facts don't lie......

flanna01

Greetings halfwits....

As the 12/1 wager gathers momentum, it has for all intents and purposes become a beast...

Unfortunately, I was recently napped by Big Ears... Bundled into the back of a yellow and red van and carried away....

I found myself handcuffed to a radiator in his basement, as he preached the protocol of manners, and good ethics on boards.ie...

My friends (loose term of course...), I pleaded with Biggie, that we had over ten thousand views, and that I was the messiah, sent to save the dead beats, and didn't he know that all the great prophets had similar upheavals... (Jesus, Mohamed, David Koresh ..etc)

After several days.. We developed the ''Stockholm Syndrome'' ... (google it ye morons), then me and Biggie became the best of mates..

So... I escaped whilst Biggie was monitoring Dickie, (God bless him and his plastic attachments), I jumped into the yellow and red car, and sped back to boards.ie to reassure my followers that I hadn't abandoned them... (Perish the thought)!

Now... After several days in Biggie's basement, I must repent for some of the posts I have put up.... (Should have been Billy Clintons spin Doctor at this rate..)

'' If I have offended anybody on this forum - I apologise, it wasn't intentional''

Ok dudes... There are over ten thousand views on this thread... I post a thread with sting in the tail, if you don't like my narratives, then don't follow the thread.... It's that simple really...??

Back to boxing...

I am sick and tired of listening about George Groves... ''He nearly made Froch cry, He has won the mental war, Froch has had too many hard fights... blah, blah, blah...''

My little fluff balls... Let's have a look at the facts.. George Groves is a professional boxer with the gingerbread man tattooed on his shoulder..

I rest my case..

Tiriel

flanna01 wrote: »

Ok dudes... There are over ten thousand views on this thread... I post a thread with sting in the tail, if you don't like my narratives, then don't follow the thread.... It's that simple really...??

Go back to the Charter and take a better look. A sting in the tail is well and good, but enough of the jibes and barbs. Stir things up by all means, but less of the personal attacks and ignoring mod decisions.

ThebitterLemon

I don't think anyone is taking it too personally.

I actually think its a bit of harmless craic.

he's a bit of a nutjob but i don't think it malicious.

Stockholm syndrome...more like...Histrionic Personality Disorder Syndrome

TbL (aka The Eunuch)

menoscemo

I think this thread is great. Surely no-one is taking anything too seriously??

Themonkey

as the GREAT MAN says himself the lower class aka mods leave this genius alone he is keeping us the fluff balls highly entertained

sydneybound

I dont comment here too much but have read this thread with interest for a while.

The lad is on the wind up and winning by all accounts. I cant see how people even get sucked into it, more fool them. I think people need to calm down a little!

Its a very entertaining thread and the boxing forum is better with it, it does generate badly needed debate on here.

Themonkey

sydneybound wrote: »

I dont comment here too much but have read this thread with interest for a while.

The lad is on the wind up and winning by all accounts. I cant see how people even get sucked into it, more fool them. I think people need to calm down a little!

Its a very entertaining thread and the boxing forum is better with it, it does generate badly needed debate on here.

he certainly isnt winning its not a contest its a bit of banter with someone that has a huge EGO and is clearly delusional

walshb

sydneybound wrote: »

I dont comment here too much but have read this thread with interest for a while.

The lad is on the wind up and winning by all accounts. I cant see how people even get sucked into it, more fool them. I think people need to calm down a little!

Its a very entertaining thread and the boxing forum is better with it, it does generate badly needed debate on here.

I don't think being condescending and uppity equates to "winning." Though I did find "Greetings halfwits" from post 222 quite funny.

It's ONE thread of many.

Themonkey

he is actually losing his bol lix lol:P:P

richierichballs

Themonkey wrote: »

he is actually losing his bol lix lol:P:P

ha true haha

flanna01

Greetings my little persecutors..

As you are probably aware, the 'mods' are now hounding me like the Mrs on a Sunday morning.. (Relentlessly).

Now, when I was handcuffed to a radiator in Big Ears basement, he duly informed me, that he was a 'mod' looking after the boxing forum on Boards.ie

This had me baffled for a while, what did a moped rider want with me?? Shouldn't he be down on Brighton beach looking to fight some teddy boys or rockers...?? Where was his green parker and furry hood...?? It was a very surreal experience...

After I formed a bond with Biggie, I got him to make some tea... Then made my dash to freedom, I escaped the bad boys basement.

Then, after my escape, I was formally warned by the Cork doll with regards to an 'infraction'.. I said to myself ' What in the devils brief case is this'??

Was that not a film with Anthony Hopkins, a bear, and his daughters integrity at stake...?? What does that have to do with me??

Anyway, moving swiftly along, like a fox being chased by the hounds, I keep moving one step ahead of the game..

My little puff balls, I must get this boxing wager out of the way.. The heat is rising. Once I have led the minions to the promised land, and once ye all have cashed in..... Then I must fall upon my own sword... (This is a gentry thing, doesn't concern the lower classes - namely yourselves).

So.. Next up is Carl Froch vs George Groves. To keep the 12/1 boxing wager running, Froch must finish the business inside of the scheduled distance.. This is against a cocky George Groves.

I am of the opinion, that the gingerbreadman's mouth, is writing cheques that his body can't cash..

Froch is world class - Groves isn't, it's as simple as that. I have no doubts what so ever, that Froch will finish Groves in less than six rounds...

What does concern me, is Manny Pac... We'll talk about that another day.

So my friends (you know the drill), it's all eyes on Froch, as the Flanna 12/1 sure thing hots up....!!

richierichballs

Themonkey wrote: »

he certainly isnt winning its not a contest its a bit of banter with someone that has a huge EGO and is clearly delusional

i certainly don't think its 12/1 either.

flanna01

Richard, my dear friend... Allow me to re-post the facts:

1) Tim Bradley via points 15/8
2) Kell Brook win 1/8
3) Golovkin win 1/8
4) Froch via KO 8/11
5) Pacquaio win 1/6
6) Jean Pascal win 4/6

That lot my friend, comes to a tad OVER 12/1 betting odds.!

Now, Richard (May I call you Dickie??), stop being so negative... You should have embraced the wager when I first posted it... You chose not to.. That really isn't my problem. Now.. to prevent yourself looking silly on this forum, calculate the odds (above), post a Billy Clinton special - And we'll forget this ever happened...

Merry Christmas in advance Richard...

flanna01

The amount of people following this thread is unreal......

Anyway, lets get down to business..

I hope I don't offend Big Ears, Cork Girl, Rancin Ball's....ect...

Guy's, you really need to cut some slack on this thread.....

There is over 11,000 views on this posting - They ain't following it for nothing...

May I expose the following criteria:

1) OK, I accept my posts are direct,and up front (Sometimes not appreciated by the true boxing fan)

2) I accept criticism - No problem

3) How many of my critics have actually stepped between the ropes?- I most certainly have. I boxed from the age of 11, winning the ymca belt in the UK (Bet ye can't google that - even though it is up there, if you know where to look...). I finished up in Limerick in2012 with a points loss,,,, To a very capable young man..

3) My posts are from an inside the ropes opinion- Been there, Done it!

Tiriel

A lot of slack has been cut Now just take note of what we've asked and carry on. I for one am interested in your next post

richierichballs

flanna01 wrote: »

The amount of people following this thread is unreal......

Anyway, lets get down to business..

I hope I don't offend Big Ears, Cork Girl, Rancin Ball's....ect...

Guy's, you really need to cut some slack on this thread.....

There is over 11,000 views on this posting - They ain't following it for nothing...

May I expose the following criteria:

1) OK, I accept my posts are direct,and up front (Sometimes not appreciated by the true boxing fan)

2) I accept criticism - No problem

3) How many of my critics have actually stepped between the ropes?- I most certainly have. I boxed from the age of 11, winning the ymca belt in the UK (Bet ye can't google that - even though it is up there, if you know where to look...). I finished up in Limerick in2012 with a points loss,,,, To a very capable young man..

3) My posts are from an inside the ropes opinion- Been there, Done it!

Your not the sharpest are you? Bragging about 11,000 views?
The thread title is misleading, people are probably coming to this thread genuinely expecting to make a few quid but your dumbass as probably left them out of pocket.

"The Christmas Cracker" can't even be won for Xmas and going by your past predictions it won't be won at all.

Tiriel

Mod note: Final warning.

If you can't read the thread without it being civil to each other, this thread has to close.

Flanna01 - quit the name calling. Read the charter. No more warnings.

Themonkey

Cork_girl wrote: »

Mod note: Final warning.

If you can't read the thread without it being civil to each other, this thread has to close.

Flanna01 - quit the name calling. Read the charter. No more warnings.

he is not really name calling a bit of banter between us is hardly offending anyone i think u need to lighten up and get a sense of humour:mad::mad::mad:

walshb

Themonkey wrote: »

he is not really name calling a bit of banter between us is hardly offending anyone i think u need to lighten up and get a sense of humour:mad::mad::mad:

Judging by the three angry red faces I think someone else needs to lighten up!

keysersoze0330

walshb wrote: »

Judging by the three angry red faces I thin someone else needs to lighten up!

He has a point tho, its hardly vicious:)

walshb

keysersoze0330 wrote: »

He has a point tho, its hardly vicious:)

And the mods patience and willingness to allow the thread flow is to be commended. Threads on many other forums have been closed for a lot less. Still, the angry faces need to be put away!;)

sydneybound

keysersoze0330 wrote: »

He has a point tho, its hardly vicious:)

+1

Let it roll is all I can say. Would love if Froch gets a KO for the next prediction to come through!

flanna01

Jesus H Christ....

Why is this thread being hounded...??

As the mods are aware - I have had many amusing banter with monkeynuts... He has no malice towards me, nor me to him.

I have stopped updating this thread for fear of it being deleted before the outcome of the (former, granted) Christmas cracker...

I had great craic on this forum, got the juices flowing ... (even though I say so myself..)

Mods: Why threaten to shut a thread down with over 11,000 views... Does that not tell you something..?? I can't change / won't change... It is what it is...

I fear this may be the last post I upload to the morons, no more halfwits to entertain... That makes me sad.. (And the work houses empty of course)..

As my little following of dole dossers, and welfare cheats, hang on to their betting slips... Awaiting The Carl Froch destruction of George Grooves.... I fear I may not be here on Boards.ie to enjoy our victory....

We only had Manny Pac & Jean Paul after that...... The miracle was then verified...

Alas my little fur balls... I fear I cannot lead you to the promised land, even though that is where you are heading.... The 12/1 winner is as good today, as it was many moon's ago...

Luckily... I take comfort from the good book... Didn't Jesus ride into town clutching an accumulator on a donkey....?? I have the same sure thing, including a free pass to heaven... All at 12/1...

So... To the mods - Relax. There ain't no malice in any of these posts... The Monkey (one of my adversaries says the same.... We enjoy good craic, no harm intended to nobody!!

ThebitterLemon

Might be in your interest Flanna to agitate to have the thread deleted, it'd save you a lot of I told you so's, when this all ends in tears

TbL

flanna01

Tears are only a crutch for the faint hearted....

This wager is not going to fail.... My little pilgrims are depending on it.

When my 12/1 boxing special wins:

My greatness will be finally appreciated, the forum will kneel before me in homage. All the nay sayers will be cast into the wilderness to roam aimlessly for all eternity (Cavan to you and me).

Never one to flinch a question... If my wager somehow self destructs between here and payday, I would most certainly face my assassins, with my bottom in the bacon slicer, and a smile upon my face.... I would not run and hide...

On the other hand....

All these keyboard warriors that are due to flood this thread with ''I told you so''

Where are they now?? Anybody can snipe when the facts are at hand.... That's too easy...

I challenge anybody to state my 12/1 wager is doomed.... ''Before'' the fights are fought out...

With the clock ticking down, the bookies beginning to sweat, and my little fur ball's continue to stave off an unmerciful thirst... I leave you with one thought..

Carl Froch via KO... Pacman to win... Jean Paul to win... This my friends (cough, cough.), is the final home run for the Flanna spectacular... A 12/1 golden handshake... My induction into the Boxing Investments Hall of Fame...

If I wasn't such a modest guy, I would thrive on the seven deadly sins - Gloating at the doubters would make this all worth while.... Be strong my little fluff balls, our time is near...

ThebitterLemon

Facts are Flanna you're good at the hyperbole and crap at the boxing predictions.

If you had your arse in the bacon slicer for all your losses you have Denny's Wafo's for a hole

TbL

richierichballs

ThebitterLemon wrote: »

Facts are Flanna you're good at the hyperbole and crap at the boxing predictions.

If you had your arse in the bacon slicer for all your losses you have Denny's Wafo's for a hole

TbL

hahah

flanna01

He who laughs last, laughs longest....

Repost after Froch destroys George Grooves!!

Somebody's ego is going to be demolished before this thread ends... Thankfully, I am too modest to indulge in such an ungodly trait... So that kinda narrow's the field down tremendously..

Not since that great man Charlie Haughey... Has a living legend benefited the poor of this country so much as myself... I am to the peasants, what the revered Charlie was to the elderly.... Our names will live on in Irish folklore... Charlie, the peoples champion, Flanna the provider.... Brings tears to my eyes!!

This day week my little fur ball's - We will have racked up another winning piece of the jigsaw....

flanna01

Did all my little gambling kittens see the Carl Froch live work out today.....

We can take the knock out as a given......

Maybe I should retire from work - Never really was my thing anyway.. (Can't be keeping the lower classes out of jobs now can we?)

So.. As the 12/1 sure thing, speeds towards the finishing line... What do I do next?? Unfortunately, we'll probably never hear from our dear friends Richard and the bitter fella again... That makes me so sad...

May I suggest that these two pillars of society, swallow their pride, and come pay homage to the boxing guru...? Did ye never hear the parable of the prodical son.... ?? Basically, I take ye under my wing, ye both cry for hours and admit ye were wrong.... blah, blah, blah...

For the rest of my loyal pilgrims, we are almost there... The Cobra will dispose of the cheeky Grooves with little bother.. The Pacman is to follow on the very next day.... That leaves only the destruction of Bute to make us all 12/1 winners...

Let the haters hate.... I hope they repent. To my little fluff balls, our journey is almost complete, the smell of cheap German cider is a constant aroma.... Patience my friends.. (Obviously friends being a sound byte...)

Themonkey

well my old fur ball very quiet in here lately u getting nervous:D:D well the bubble will finally burst tonight NO CHANCE froch ko s the saint cant wait

ThebitterLemon

Themonkey wrote: »

well my old fur ball very quiet in here lately u getting nervous:D:D well the bubble will finally burst tonight NO CHANCE froch ko s the saint cant wait

He's gone very quiet alright, maybe he's gone off to find some WD40 for that bacon slicer

TbL

flanna01

Good Evening halfwits....

Got to show respect to the above contributors for even showing face tonight... (Obviously drunk on cheap cider..)

Tonight my little lambs, the men will be separated from the boys...