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If you were given the answer to one question?

  • 09-08-2013 2:50am
    #1
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭


    You were about to die and you are granted the answer to one question, what would it be? Other than 'Why did you create this stupid thread?'


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  • #2
    Doctor Jimbob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,657 ✭✭✭Doctor Jimbob


    'Why didn't you give me the opportunity to ask when it would have actually been useful to me?'


  • #3
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭uch


    I'd go for, Yes I am your Father

    21/25



  • #4
    Rothko
    Registered Users Posts: 12,908 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?


  • #5
    Christ the Redeemer
    Registered Users Posts: 463 ✭✭Christ the Redeemer


    I'd like to know the truth about Kennedy's assassination. added bonus of bringing down the fascist government of the united states.


  • #6
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    How do I achieve immortality?


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  • #7
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    How do I achieve immortality?
    do something which forges your identity onto the memory banks of the world. Become a famous musician, a world renowned author, a life changing scientist or do what Hitler did and invade another country.

    edit: having children also works.


  • #8
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Daddy or chips?


  • #9
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Where's the remote?


  • #10
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    For 18 years Pighead has travelled the earth trying to find out what the man says at the end of Radiohead's video for the song 'Just'. It has been a long and fruitless battle. A wish like this could finally solve the puzzle.


  • #11
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    What's the weather to be like tomorrow?


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  • #12
    Joe10000
    Registered Users Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Who or what walked up my stairs that time when I was home alone with all the doors locked.

    I think about it a lot....


  • #13
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    What are the winning numbers for Friday's euromillions. Then I could die knowing the people I care about will not struggle financially.


  • #14
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    What are the winning numbers for Friday's euromillions. Then I could die knowing the people I care about will not struggle financially.

    Assuming that you are given the time to communicate the answer to someone else. If you are alone when you ask the question, receive the answer and die on receipt then the numbers are useless to you :(

    But agree about the lotto numbers that was also my first thought...

    The only problem is... if that is your only question:
    What are the winning numbers for Friday's Euromillions...

    And their answer is:
    I don't know...

    Then you're screwed!


  • #15
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    How many footsteps have I taken over my entire lifetime? (and seriously Where is Waldo?)


  • #16
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,508 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Plazaman wrote: »
    How many footsteps have I taken over my entire lifetime? (and seriously Where is Waldo?)

    The most important footsteps are those taken by the mind.


  • #17
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,694 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Who's taking the horse to France?


  • #18
    elefant
    Registered Users Posts: 4,672 ✭✭✭elefant


    Is there anyone Trent won't kill?


  • #19
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Suas11 wrote: »
    Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?


    *slow clap


  • #20
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    pharmaton wrote: »
    do something which forges your identity onto the memory banks of the world. Become a famous musician, a world renowned author, a life changing scientist or do what Hitler did and invade another country.

    edit: having children also works.

    That's gay hippy immortality.
    My granny had 16 or 17 kids - she's every bit as dead as hitler, elvis and mark twain!:D


  • #21
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Alice, Alice, Who the fu@k is Alice ?


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  • #22
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    Would have to be: What happens after we die?


  • #23
    Red Nissan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭Red Nissan


    Why is only after the time to ask the right question has passed, does the question come into your mind?


  • #24
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Suprised this hasn't been mentioned.
    WHAT THE FCUK DO WOMEN WANT


  • #25
    tritium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,455 ✭✭✭tritium


    bumper234 wrote: »
    Would have to be: What happens after we die?

    You'll know soon enough and can't really change things, seems like a waste but its your question I guess.


  • #26
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    tritium wrote: »
    You'll know soon enough and can't really change things, seems like a waste but its your question I guess.

    Yeah and if i was told nothing i think i'll be rightly pissed off lol. Am liking the "what do women want" question but i think that's beyond anyone's answer. :D


  • #27
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Suprised this hasn't been mentioned.
    WHAT THE FCUK DO WOMEN WANT

    A pizza. A pizza. Kentucky friend chicken and a pizza.


  • #28
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    "Who took the ring from off my pudding can?"


  • #29
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Suprised this hasn't been mentioned.
    WHAT THE FCUK DO WOMEN WANT

    Believe me we don't know ourselves :).


  • #30
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    If I was about to die I think my biggest question would be about to be answered anyway...


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  • #31
    Easy Rod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭Easy Rod


    Suas11 wrote: »
    Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

    Really?


  • #32
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Have you got a smoke?


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