Neighbour dropped this in my letterbox

Akrasia

grizzly wrote: »

Should I be worried? (it landed on the mat as a photocopied piece of paper, not a jpeg).

Just send back a note stating "TLDR"

Cee-Jay-Cee

grizzly wrote: »

Should I be worried? (it landed on the mat as a photocopied piece of paper, not a jpeg).

Correct all spelling and grammar mistakes with red pen and return. It may help to grade it also and add an explanatory note akin to a school report written down the side.

COYW

That letter reminds me of a born again christian woman I used to work with. Every morning she came into the office and spent the first 30 mins singing songs about jesus "quietly" to herself. Nice enough outside that but we did get the odd "going to hell" lecture now and again.

Kold

Leave a burnt goat on his lawn and draw a pentagram in blood around it.

Red Pepper

Please tell me how I can sign up to this newsletter!

To be honest I would love a neighbour like this. I would engage with him and appear supportive and then I would go about winding him up mercilessly. By the end he would think I am a complete nutjob (and with good cause) and move out soon after...the fun we could have!

conorhal

CJC999 wrote: »

Correct all spelling and grammar mistakes with red pen and return. It may help to grade it also and add an explanatory note akin to a school report written down the side.

Yeaaaaah....No.
People that write manifesto's ALL IN CAPITALS are generally not the sort of people you want to engage with. They're more the 'smile, and back away slowly from the crazy person' types who's basement nobody ever wants to see.....

DonkeyStyle \o/

Reply with "Well duuh."
God is coming back soon and this'll all be sorted out, he just needs to chill out.

Dyr

There used to be an oul one that went around dublin graffitting this sorta scrawl on walls and hoardings, usually racist bollocks

cupcake83

Run....