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Losing your senses..

  • 14-08-2013 12:35am
    #1
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭


    If you had to choose 1 of the traditional 5 senses to keep which would you keep/get rid of and why?

    I'd Keep Sight. I totally wouldn't be able to cope as a blind person, I walk into enough stuff with 20/20 vision.
    Smell and Taste sorta go together, and at least without taste and touch you'd always eat healthy because nothing would taste/ feel better to eat.
    Hearing would be crap to lose but sign language is scientifically proven to make you 98% more attractive to bitches so theres that to fall back on.

    Which would ya keep?


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  • #2
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    humour


  • #3
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    I like seeing, hearing and touching things!

    Smell and taste can go!


  • #4
    Elbaston
    Registered Users Posts: 443 ✭✭Elbaston


    Touch.
























    me. the sun always shines on tv.


  • #5
    audman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 817 ✭✭✭audman


    Penis 'touch'.


  • #6
    Amirani
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    Would have to be sight. Can't stand the amount of ugly people in the world these days.


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I got one two three four five senses working overtime!


  • #8
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    If you had to choose 1 of the traditional 5 senses to keep which would you keep/get rid of and why?

    I'd Keep Sight. I totally wouldn't be able to cope as a blind person, I walk into enough stuff with 20/20 vision.
    Smell and Taste sorta go together, and at least without taste and touch you'd always eat healthy because nothing would taste/ feel better to eat.
    Hearing would be crap to lose but sign language is scientifically proven to make you 98% more attractive to bitches so theres that to fall back on.

    Which would ya keep?

    Calling them bitches ? Sure whats there lose .


  • #9
    audman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 817 ✭✭✭audman


    I wonder how Haley Joel Osment from 'The Sixth Sense' would answer this question? :)


  • #10
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    mattjack wrote: »
    Calling them bitches ? Sure whats there lose .

    I .... wh...what?


  • #11
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    I .... wh...what?

    Ill post again.Calling them bitches ? Sure what could you lose ?
    charm,class ..who knows.


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  • #12
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    That's me in the corner...


  • #13
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Having been bitten by a radioactive hamster a long while ago, I have, as most know, a superior sense of "up and down" - as well as an uncanny sense for what I can and can't gnaw through. I'd bin the "gnawing" one tbh, it's got me into a lot of grief over the years..I'd keep sight, deffo, there's a lot of fiine things to be looking at out there.


  • #14
    audman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 817 ✭✭✭audman


    MadsL wrote: »
    That's me in the corner...

    That's me in the spotlight/ losing my religion.


  • #15
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    mattjack wrote: »
    Ill post again.Calling them bitches ? Sure what could you lose ?
    charm,class ..who knows.


    I hope you chose to keep your sense of humor

    Read up on These good man.


  • #16
    Vicar in a tutu
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Smell definitely... If you've smelled my other halves beamish/vindaloo farts you'd understand.


  • #17
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    MadsL wrote: »
    That's me in the corner...

    That's me in the spotlight .......

    Edit: Damn you Audman!!!


  • #18
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    That's me in the spotlight .......

    Edit: Damn you Audman!!!
    A Petersons, presumably|?


  • #19
    Catphish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭Catphish


    Wouldn't care about not being able to taste anything. When it comes to my loved ones I just would be miserable without the rest.


  • #20
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    A Petersons, presumably|?
    Peterson's in Dun Laoghaire, via Nassau Street by ferry, with the 5 year guarantee?


  • #21
    audman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 817 ✭✭✭audman


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    That's me in the spotlight .......

    Edit: Damn you Audman!!!

    Duet?


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  • #22
    Rho b
    Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Rho b


    Sight and touch I would hate to loose. I can sort of see around in the dark but can feel most things!, unless its really small!
    Taste would be the next one - One can always savour and appreciate the taste of something - no matter how small.
    Hearing would be the next - battery powered cars ect.
    Smell would be the last - I would have to rely on others or my dogs for that one.
    So in short - I would hate to loose touch because I presume if I cannot feel an object therefore I also cannot feel.


  • #23
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Peterson's in Dun Laoghaire, via Nassau Street by ferry, with the 5 year guarantee?
    you realise there's a thread for this, but keep it to yourself.;)

    Oh yes Sense of proportion, I'd like to keep that one too. Need it to know when things are just gone way too far


  • #24
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    audman wrote: »
    Duet?

    Sure, but stop cutting in ahead of me.


  • #25
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    wil wrote: »
    you realise there's a thread for this, but keep it to yourself.;)

    Seriously, there's a thread about Peterson's of Dun Laoghaire, via Nassau Street by ferry, with a 5 year guarantee? :cool:

    Do you know where I could buy a torch by any chance?


  • #26
    audman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 817 ✭✭✭audman


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Seriously, there's a thread about Peterson's of Dun Laoghaire, via Nassau Street by ferry, with a 5 year guarantee? :cool:

    Do you know where I could buy a torch by any chance?

    http://m.alibaba.com/products/sex_toy_torch.html


  • #27
    Rho b
    Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Rho b


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Seriously, there's a thread about Peterson's of Dun Laoghaire, via Nassau Street by ferry, with a 5 year guarantee? :cool:

    Do you know where I could buy a torch by any chance?

    There is a place in Dun Laoghaire that do sell torches with a five year guarantee but for the life of me I cannot remember the name :confused:


  • #28
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Seriously, there's a thread about Peterson's of Dun Laoghaire, via Nassau Street by ferry, with a 5 year guarantee? :cool:

    Do you know where I could buy a torch by any chance?
    You really need to head over and read the whole thread to be sure you get all the details. Wouldnt want to be hijacking this one.

    Sense of wonder, I need that one too.

    How long is a piece of thread?


  • #29
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    I'd have to say entitlement, Bob.


  • #30
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    audman wrote: »
    http://m.alibaba.com/products/sex_toy_torch.html
    Do they have a 5 year guarantee?
    wil wrote: »
    You really need to head over and read the whole thread to be sure you get all the details. Wouldnt want to be hijacking this one

    I have read it, most bizarre thread ever!:D


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  • #31
    audman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 817 ✭✭✭audman


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Do they have a 5 year guarantee?



    No, but I do ;) PM sent x


  • #32
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    I have read it, most bizarre thread ever!:D

    Not by a long way. You clearly missed the Russian mail order bride thread.


  • #33
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    MadsL wrote: »
    Not by a long way. You clearly missed the Russian mail order bride thread.
    I did. But can you get a Russian mail order bride from Peterson's of Dun Laoghaire via Nassau Street by Ferry with a 5 year guarantee?


  • #34
    looking_around
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,491 ✭✭✭looking_around


    wait..lose ALL but one?

    nah, I'd rather die, life's a struggle enough.
    _


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