I can't find the remote for the telly!!

FearDark

Have you tried ringing it?

Me gusta

Me gusta wrote: »

Ok I'll ask the Missus!!

She said find your own remote controll!!

princess-lala

Me gusta wrote: »

She said find your own remote controll!!

She's not very helpful is she

yozico

kneemos wrote: »

You have to forensic about it..

Better stick The Who on while you're lookin :pac:

Ted_YNWA

Is it in the doghouse as well?

NuckingFacker

Me gusta wrote: »

She said find your own remote controll!!

remote controls are over-rated. You need a biddable kid with nimble fingers to go change the channel manually. Mine are getting less biddable year on year....I might soon need a remote..

mad muffin

Me gusta wrote: »

What's this towel thing? Will it help me find my remote controller ???

Yes. It will make the Pooka release your remote.

Alpha Dog 1

Get yourself a HTC one!

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mad muffin wrote: »

Yes. It will make the Pooka release your remote.

Ok dog just brought my remote controller over to me (well done the person who said it was under the dog but how do I use it now!!!!!

matt-dublin

Forget about it, have a **** and go to bed.


It will be on the couch in the morning

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matt-dublin wrote: »

Forget about it, have a **** and go to bed.


It will be on the couch in the morning

Sorry bad pic here's a better one

matt-dublin

Me gusta wrote: »

Sorry bad pic here's a better one

I really don't want to know what happened to that remote but it looks like u wanked it without lube......

Lyaiera

princess-lala wrote: »

Stand up! Its under ya!

Sit down. Find it with your arse.

coolhull

Try saying a prayer to Saint Anthony. That's what my mother used to say. But Saint Anthony could never find it for me either

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matt-dublin wrote: »

I really don't want to know what happened to that remote but it looks like u wanked it without lube......

Ye but now I can change channels,Thanks everyone for helping find my remote controller !!!!

mad muffin

Now untie the knot. Otherwise the pooka will haunt you forever.

The_Valeyard

Well.....did you find that remote?

wil

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Well.....did you find that remote?

I think the backwards man had it all the time

Thats where we saw it last

The_Valeyard

Haha, brilliant.

BrokenArrows

SV wrote: »

Where you last left it, according to the advice my mother always gave me when looking for something.

My mum used to say that. But she was the one that was always moving my stuff.

I'd leave my wallet on a shelf and it would be put into some random drawer in the kitchen.

coolhull

There is a tried and tested method of changing channels without the remote control....
1 Stand up from the couch

2 Walk over to T.V

3 Press channel control button till the required station appears on screen

4 Go back and sit down again

This method has always worked in the past.

Archeron

mad muffin wrote: »

Now untie the knot. Otherwise the pooka will haunt you forever.

Now you tell us. What am i supposed to feed a hungry pooka?

Aineoil

Archeron wrote: »

Now you tell us. What am i supposed to feed a hungry pooka?

Depends on whether the púca takes the form of a horse, a goat or a rabbit.

Ted_YNWA

Archeron wrote: »

Now you tell us. What am i supposed to feed a hungry pooka?

You could try feeding them beans.

but as they have no stomachs, this will lead to beans-on-ghost

Aineoil

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

You could try feeding them beans.

but as they have no stomachs, this will lead to beans-on-ghost

The púcas are great chefs, according to folklore. Not too sure if beans-on-ghost will win them over, but then again you never know.....

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mad muffin wrote: »

Now untie the knot. Otherwise the pooka will haunt you forever.

What's a pooka?and what knot?

Aineoil

Me gusta wrote: »

What's a pooka?and what knot?

A púca (pooka) is a shapechanger or shapeshifter in Irish folklore. They are very mischievious. They can be good or bad. They like to play jokes on people - like a naughty child.

wil

so long as they stick to naughty children thats fine, tell them keep away from the rest of us.;)

Aineoil

wil wrote: »

so long as they stick to naughty children thats fine, tell them keep away from the rest of us.;)

Smiles, they act like naughty children playing jokes on adults.

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Aineoil

They spit on black berries too. You can't gather black berries after they do that.

mad muffin

If you ever lose something grab a kitchen towel or something similar, tie a knot, swing it around your head and tell the pooka you'll untie their balls when they give the object back.

Works every time.

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Aineoil wrote: »

They spit on black berries too. You can't gather black berries after they do that.

Ye I've seen that spit on the blackberrys always wondered what it was.

wil

Aineoil wrote: »

Smiles, they act like naughty children playing jokes on adults.

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Thats not how I choose to read it.

Be ever so very slightly concerned, ever so slightly

wil

Me gusta wrote: »

Ye I've seen that spit on the blackberrys always wondered what it was.

cuckoos spit (aphid larva) - stick it in the interesting facts thread if you can find one of them

paddy147

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I'm sure I left it right there, so where is it most likely to be??

Did you check your pocket???????