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Sex and the Office

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  • #52
    IcyBreadPeople
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 ✭IcyBreadPeople


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Jesus OP your fella must be insatiable cause only last week you were saying about your quick "pork" in the morning! Then you have to go visit him at lunchtime too!!

    He can't get enough of me, what's wrong with that?
    You single yeah?


  • #53
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    He can't get enough of me, what's wrong with that?
    You single yeah?

    My relationship status has nothing to do with this!

    What does have something to do with it though is you claiming to go to your boyfriends place of work to be "slammed" at lunchtime!


  • #54
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Ok how about this - Do you ever have sex in the workplace? Isn't that the discussion the girl is trying to raise here?


  • #55
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    You must smell delightfull in this hot weather!


  • #56
    sReq | uTeK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭sReq | uTeK


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    Not sure what you mean but if you're implying that I'm making this up then you're wrong

    Pics or GTFO


  • #57
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • #58
    Kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,084 ✭✭✭✭Kirby


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    Thinly veiled? Nothing about this thread was thinly veiled. :P


  • #59
    Muilleann
    Registered Users Posts: 54 ✭✭Muilleann


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    Do you take off your underwear before you head over there so?

    Just to speed things up like?


  • #60
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    Thinly veiled "I am getting sex" thread.



    Thought people stopped using this 'Thinly veiled' comment :P


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  • #61
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    you so don't... :P


  • #62
    CastingCouch
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭CastingCouch


    All this talk of pork is making me hungry.


  • #63
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • #64
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    More like not-veiled-at-all "I am not getting any" thread :)


  • #65
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I'm a half an hour away, i'll get jogging.
    Do you have a shower over there?


  • #66
    tin79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    mutley18 wrote: »
    "Oooh look at me I have a job and regular intercourse"

    I HAVE NEITHER. STOP GLOATING.

    Go to the nearest street corner, they can then be one in the same.


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  • #67
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    im sorry OP but i just cant aperciate bad trolling anymore..I dont know is it because im getting older or because the standard of trolling has gone downhill.I give this 2/10 and im giving you 2 marks because i think u deserver that for not falling over while logging in


  • #68
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Once upon time there was three bears. . .


    Edit; sorry folks, thought this was the fairytale forum.


  • #69
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Specialun wrote: »
    im sorry OP but i just cant aperciate bad trolling anymore..I dont know is it because im getting older or because the standard of trolling has gone downhill.I give this 2/10 and im giving you 2 marks because i think u deserver that for not falling over while logging in

    You are giving her more than her fella......hes only giving her 1!!:)


  • #70
    IcyBreadPeople
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 ✭IcyBreadPeople


    princess-lala wrote: »
    My relationship status has nothing to do with this!

    What does have something to do with it though is you claiming to go to your boyfriends place of work to be "slammed" at lunchtime!

    It's true, I don't understand why it's so hard to believe or why you seem to be getting so uptight about it - get over yourself


  • #71
    RossieMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,766 ✭✭✭RossieMan


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    It's true, I don't understand why it's so hard to believe or why you seem to be getting so uptight about it - get over yourself

    maybe it's the fact that you're posting it all over the internet?

    Have a bit of self-respect.


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  • #72
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    RossieMan wrote: »
    maybe it's the fact that you're posting it all over the internet?

    Have a bit of self-respect.

    Took the words right outa my mouth!!


  • #73
    RossieMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,766 ✭✭✭RossieMan


    Troll's these days, not in the least bit creative.


  • #74
    denhaagenite
    Registered Users Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭denhaagenite


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    It's true, I don't understand why it's so hard to believe or why you seem to be getting so uptight about it - get over yourself

    It's not hard to believe, it's just not that interesting.

    Why don't you tell your colleagues, or your boyfriends colleagues about it, then come back and post the outcome? That would be MUCH more entertaining than someone secretly having sex in a public place.


  • #75
    Potatoeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,427 ✭✭✭Potatoeman


    It might seem sexy but his colleagues that use the shower would not be impressed. Imagine them whacking one off in there before you have your romp. :-P
    Edit: posting from work? Through a proxy?


  • #76
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Took the words right outa my mouth!!
    .
    Oh it must have been while you were kissing me


  • #77
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • #78
    Mammanabammana
    Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    Pics or it didn't happen.


  • #79
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Mammanabammana wrote: »
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    FYP.


  • #80
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    It's not really office sex until you break a desk!


  • #81
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    So.......your getting it......go you!!!


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  • #82
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x .

    sooo curious about that missing vowel! sax? six? sox? sux?


  • #83
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    sooo curious about that missing vowel! sax? six? sox? sux?

    Maybe a lack of *? Maybe they ment spandex? Sandbox? Sonovox???


  • #84
    donegal_road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭donegal_road


    good chance the OP is a dirty old man, sitting in a half finished ghost estate in Tullamore, county Offaly


  • #85
    Chareth Cutestory
    Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Chareth Cutestory


    God I'm starving after reading through this. Could really go for a pulled pork slammer.


  • #86
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Muilleann wrote: »
    Do you take off your underwear before you head over there so?

    Just to speed things up like?

    Maybe on the bus...

    Classy!


  • #87
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    donegal_road wrote: »
    good chance the OP is a dirty old man, sitting in a half finished ghost estate in Tullamore, county Offaly
    I see you've read men who roleplay as women on the internets 101


  • #88
    fsfg
    Registered Users Posts: 151 ✭✭fsfg


    Something smells fishy in this story


  • #89
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    ..They'd probably just assume I'm a hooker..

    Easily done I suppose.


  • #90
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    So OP is a teenage boy?


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  • #91
    ardle1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    Who gives a s*#t, anyway back to the Coronation St Thread.:cool:


  • #92
    handlemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,003 ✭✭✭handlemaster


    I think the OP is a guy


  • #93
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    OP, you should probably get a hobby or a job or something and quit making stupid idiotic threads

    yea we don't tolerate it here in ah.stupid idiotic threads.no way.hell no.


  • #94
    Mr E
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,553 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Not sure if anyone noticed, but the OP was sitebanned 12 hours ago for being a re-reg troll.


  • #95
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Would anyone believe me if I said I was the one banging her?


  • #96
    Elmer Blooker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,187 ✭✭✭Elmer Blooker


    donegal_road wrote: »
    good chance the OP is a dirty old man, sitting in a half finished ghost estate in Tullamore, county Offaly
    Hilarious! Only in a porno would you get a shower in an office.


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  • #97
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Elmer Blooker wrote: »
    Hilarious! Only in a porno would you get a shower in an office.

    I shower every morning at work after my cycle in


  • #98
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    We are sure this is a real office? Not just some place with a very comfortable black leather couch, one desk and a computer monitor.....


  • #99
    Red Pepper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    Elmer Blooker wrote: »
    Hilarious! Only in a porno would you get a shower in an office.

    We have a large office with one shower. Well used by the runners and cyclists. Not sure if people getting slammed in there but hey why not.


  • #100
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    i take it you guys have no kids?


  • #101
    wolfmoon87
    Registered Users Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭wolfmoon87


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Would anyone believe me if I said I was the one banging her?

    Why does your gf keep creating accounts to tell us about your sexlife?
    Her last account she was telling us you're into flashing people.
    Are you guys looking for attention, or what? :/


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