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  • 02-09-2013 11:55am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,308 ✭✭✭


    I let my wife take me out for a drive in the countryside today.

    We were going down a quiet country lane when she said,

    "Shall we do something we've never done in the car before?"



    I said, "Go on then, bang it into 4th gear."

    _____________________________________

    I sat down next to my wife and said,

    "You look so cute when you're concentrating"

    She replied,


    "Will you fook off while I'm trying to have a sh1t"

    _____________________________________

    A bill collector came knocking at the door of a lady who had fallen behind on her furniture bills.

    "All right, lady," said the bill collector,

    "how about the next installment on that couch?"

    The lady shrugged.



    "I guess that's better than having to give you money."

    _____________________________________

    A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

    Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says,

    "Don't worry son; that was an insect."

    To which, her son replies,


    "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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