Facts of life you've found to be true

Renegade Mechanic

That money actually is everything.

joeguevara

The Japanese flag is actually a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.

Czarcasm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Is this some sort of paddy self hate post?

Not at all, I detest incompetent pricks no matter what their nationality!

Legs.Eleven

krudler wrote: »

Stop the thread....what?

Umm...ye know...clean your arse?

emmabrighton

Things are never as bad as they first seem.

and

Problems always look smaller in the morning.

or

Its always darkest before the dawn.

(*i hope*)

Gummy Panda

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Umm...ye know...clean your arse?

I get ya. You meet a nice fella on a night out and you are thinking I wouldn't mind a sneaky finger in the bum from him so you bring the wipes so you won't leave a stain

Ihatecuddles-old

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I get ya. You meet a nice fella on a night out and you are thinking I wouldn't mind a sneaky finger in the bum from him so you bring the wipes so you won't leave a stain

:eek: Christ....

Plazaman

KKkitty wrote: »

Should be YODO= You only die once. You live every day til then.

Now everyone is thinking of a little green pointy eared guy saying "Die once you do only".

If you put your ear to a persons thigh you'll hear "What the fúck are you doing?"

Paco Rodriguez

That this is the worst thread title ever!

lufties

token101 wrote: »

The grass isn't always greener, particularly in Australia.

Agreed, I didn't like Australia much.

CruelCoin

Czarcasm wrote: »

I really wish the Romans had come to Ireland.

You need only compare vast swathes of modern day sub-Saharan Africa to ancient Rome for a similar comparison.

lufties

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I get ya. You meet a nice fella on a night out and you are thinking I wouldn't mind a sneaky finger in the bum from him so you bring the wipes so you won't leave a stain

Ya or if your doing it with a lass doggy style, use wipes so there will be no stench, this is actually important as the smell of crap during sex is a big turnoff.

razorblunt

Put Kleenex in your golf bag if you play enough golf, you will at some stage need to crap in the woods.

ronjo

razorblunt wrote: »

Put Kleenex in your golf bag if you play enough golf, you will at some stage need to crap in the woods.

After 20 years plus of playing I have yet to experience or see that.

I would say on the golf theme that a provisional is almost guaranteed to be a perfect shot though

Sleepy

The greatest thing money buys is freedom.

pajor

That Murphy's Law is true fact.

tw2013

You right IvaBigWun. That's the funniest true in life.

eyescreamcone

ballyharpat wrote: »

Prayer is a common solution to all worries.....

Me Bollix it is!

Claasman

There are 3 things I don't mind spending money on:

good shoes
a good bed
and a good chair.

If you're not in 1 of them, you're in the other.

razorblunt

ronjo wrote: »

After 20 years plus of playing I have yet to experience or see that.

I would say on the golf theme that a provisional is almost guaranteed to be a perfect shot though

Agreed on the second one.

I also admire your cast iron stomach good sir.

sbsquarepants

mikemac1 wrote: »

On their deathbed nobody wishes they spent more time in the office.

I'm guessing that may well change when Hugh Heffner pops his clogs:)

mikemac1 wrote: »

Working free overtime in an office if you are not the owner or top brass getting a bonus is a suckers game.

Then complaining that they take you for granted!!
I see it here all the time, of course they take you for granted why wouldn't they - you're a gobshíte!
Go home, see your family, go for a walk in the park, have a pint, watch the telly, do something better with your spare time than volunteer to make even more money for a millionaire who is literally laughing all the way to the bank at your stupidity!
If you want to volunteer your time, there are a million more worthy causes.

Birroc

Claasman wrote: »

There are 3 things I don't mind spending money on:

good shoes
a good bed
and a good chair.

If you're not in 1 of them, you're in the other.

Yes absolutely key. Especially the shoes and a good bed or mattress.

Paddy Dangerfield

Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.

Agricola

You can take the man out of (place) but you cant take (place) out of the man. Particularly with Irish people.

xgwishyx

"Everytime you point a finger, there's three pointing back at you."

I take this to mean that a negative person will attract negativity in general; and that a person who is quick to point out flaws immediately highlights their own obvious ones.

EdCastle

Better to be 'miserable rich' than 'happy poor'.

K.Flyer

There are people who Tell you what to do and there are people who can Teach you.

Nobody is indispensable and Nobody is greater that the sum of the parts because when you die, life goes on without you!

So..
Live life to your fullest potential doing whatever makes YOU feel happy because at the end of the day its your life, follow your dreams as best as you can, because you only going to get one go at it.
Oh..
And wear sunscreen!

astonaidan

mikemac1 wrote: »

No matter where you go you take yourself with you

If you're an unhappy soul who is constantly negative well moving to Canada or Australia or a new job or relationship or whatever isn't going to magically change you

100% agree, saying that travelling definitely helps you increase your social abilities

Gummy Panda

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

:eek: Christ....

You know I speak the truth cuddled hater

Capt'n Midnight

byronbay2 wrote: »

Women marry men hoping that they'll change - but they don't.
Men marry women hoping that they won't change - but they do!

Women spend 20 years trying to change a man and then wonder why he isn't the man they married.

Capt'n Midnight

Elmer Blooker wrote: »

E = MC2

E = MC Hammer

Capt'n Midnight

Paddy Dangerfield wrote: »

Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.

and those who can't teach, administrate

BBDBB

that the hokey cokey is what its all about

Capt'n Midnight

foxinsox wrote: »

That if you have sex you can get pregnant!


Fact..

Or so I've heard..

No, I'm not.

I've heard there's only a 50:50 chance.

Ilik Urgee

The harder you work the luckier you get.

Follow your gut, even if advice says different.

Never burn out your 3 chances at anything. I did it once with regards education and that door was firmly shut.

Everybody's friend is either a fool or a snitch in my experience.

Yellowblackbird

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I've heard there's only a 50:50 chance.

That's only if you're horizontal.

Safe if you do it standing up.

Issac

If it's supposed to move and it doesn't - oil it
If it does move and it's not supposed to - gaffer tape it

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us. - Socretes

Once more there sounded within me, together with the cranes' cry, the terrible warning that there is only one life for all men, that there is no other, and that all that can be enjoyed must be enjoyed here. In eternity no other chance will be given to us. – Zorba the Greek

I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. Nothing else. - Zorba again

sbsquarepants

Issac wrote: »

I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. Nothing else. - Zorba again

A what now?
Sounds dirty though, "that blonde from coppers was a right wretched little brazier, so she was"
I want one

smash

BBDBB wrote: »

that the hokey cokey is what its all about

And Bird is the word!

Leftist

anyone defensive to the point of pride over their ignorance is pure scum.

people who never move out of their town or surrounding area are 99% going to be a total clown all their lives.

tim3000

Things are never as bad as you think they are going to be.

smash

tim3000 wrote: »

Things are never as bad as you think they are going to be.

Unless you get aids or something.

tim3000

smash wrote: »

Unless you get aids or something.

Even then people struggle through it and some even accept it. People can be very adaptable.

Kagawa10

That storks don't deliver babies :mad:
Friend told me its when daddy puts his willy inside mammy and then pees

Renegade Mechanic

tim3000 wrote: »

Things are never as bad as you think they are going to be.

Yer they usually turn around and get even worse:p

tempnam

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Life is too short for regrets.

It takes too much energy to hate someone - forget and move on.

My O/H always says:

"Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to suffer"

Penny Dreadful

tempnam wrote: »

My O/H always says:

"Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to suffer"

This is true. Not caring about them at all anymore is often worse for them. Even if the attention is negative it is still attention. Someone not caring if you live or die is so powerful. It can cause a lot more pain than hate ever will.

IvaBigWun

sbsquarepants wrote: »

A what now?
Sounds dirty though, "that blonde from coppers was a right wretched little brazier, so she was"
I want one

You're reading what you want to read

eyescreamcone

Money talks!

eyescreamcone

...and all it says to me is goodbye