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New CEO

  • 13-09-2013 10:42pm
    #1
    One shot on kill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭


    : FW: NEW CEO
    >
    > If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and
    thinking things through, you will love this!
    >

    > The Allied Steel Company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a
    new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
    >

    > On a tour of
    the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a
    wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
    business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"
    >

    > A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make
    about $400 a week. Why?"
    >

    > The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came
    back in two minutes, and handed the guy
    >

    > $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come
    back."
    >

    > Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and
    asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what
    > that goof-ball did here?"
    >

    > From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from
    Domino's."
    >
    >
    >


Comments

  • #2
    patmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,588 ✭✭✭patmac


    >>very
    >>good
    >


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