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My housemate is having sex

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  • #52
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,296 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Do Parcel Motel do mail order human trafficking yet,might explain why the op didn't join in while he was waiting for his package...


  • #53
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    thinly veiled eating an Indian thread.


  • #54
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    WTF is parcel motel? Sounds like a knocking shop.


  • #55
    Fred Swanson
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    This post has been deleted.


  • #56
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Should have got a big butcher knife and sticked under the door. Duggy told me housemates love that ****


  • #57
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Tugboats wrote: »
    Discuss


    This should sum it up for you.


  • #58
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    I found a heavy circle on the ground. I then proceeded to throw it as far as I could and was graded on my performance.

    Discus?


  • #59
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    That Luke is one lucky kid.

    No, it's Luke's buddy who's the lucky kid!


  • #60
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Are you in college, op?


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  • #61
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,606 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I've had several housemates who were at it constantly, I used to play music to drown out the noise of creaking floors and headboards (and my tears of desperation and loneliness).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w24Xd8fVlTU


  • #62
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    Tugboats wrote: »
    Really loud sex. I'm eating an Indian, watching MOTD and waiting for a text from Parcel Motel.

    Discuss

    Eight year olds can be noisy the first few times


  • #63
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    I'm sure the OP would give them a round of applause only he can't clap with one hand.


  • #64
    TommiesTank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭TommiesTank


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    I'm sure the OP would give them a round of applause only he can't clap with one hand.

    Because he is masturbating with the other. :D


  • #65
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    TommiesTank wrote: »
    Because he is masturbating with the other. :D

    Thank you Capt. Obvious. ;)


  • #66
    TommiesTank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭TommiesTank


    MadsL wrote: »
    Thank you Capt. Obvious. ;)

    I don't like ambiguity.


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  • #67
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Santa Cruz wrote: »
    Eight year olds can be noisy the first few times

    Is that supposed to be funny?


  • #68
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    It reflects pretty badly on me that I'm more jealous of you having Indian than I am of your housemate having sex.


  • #69
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Dave! wrote: »
    It reflects pretty badly on me that I'm more jealous of you having Indian than I am of your housemate having sex.

    Ah now. Indian's lovely. :)


  • #70
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Tugboats wrote: »
    Really loud sex. I'm eating an Indian, watching MOTD and waiting for a text from Parcel Motel.

    Discuss


    If you are that bored than ask can you join in......:pac:


  • #71
    R019912
    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭R019912


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Ah now. Indian's lovely. :)

    Damn straight it is! Chicken balti all the way. Nom :)


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  • #72
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Santa Cruz wrote: »
    Eight year olds can be noisy the first few times

    WTF????????


  • #73
    Bog Standard User
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 847 ✭✭✭Bog Standard User


    kowloon wrote: »
    I've had several housemates who were at it constantly, I used to play music to drown out the noise of creaking floors and headboards (and my tears of desperation and loneliness).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w24Xd8fVlTU

    did you sit in your crying chair with a box of kleenex?


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