How attractive are you out of 10?

stefan idiot jones · 28-09-2013 3:53pm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Haha none of you have seen me, nice try though

Yes we have in cool vids and links a couple of times.

Frosty McSnowballs · 28-09-2013 4:01pm

I'd give myself a solid 4

mattjack · 28-09-2013 4:02pm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Haha none of you have seen me, nice try though

That bush in your front garden is full of thorns and there's cat shite all over your gard... ......you're right none of us have seen you.

cloud493 · 28-09-2013 4:03pm

3/10. Would not recommend./

28-09-2013 4:03pm

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I'd give myself a solid 4

I'd give you one

Out of 10, the hack of ya.

Bollox I already used that joke today >.<

MRnotlob606 · 28-09-2013 4:06pm

1 id say

Frosty McSnowballs · 28-09-2013 4:08pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I'd give you one

Sorry, I only read this far.

Lights off though

KeithM89 · 28-09-2013 4:10pm

For all the ugly people here, you get to use the classic chat-up line 'I may not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you'.
Thats got me laid like twice...

Howard Juneau · 28-09-2013 4:11pm

Keith wrote: »

For all the ugly people here, you get to use the classic chat-up line 'I may not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you'.
Thats got me laid like twice...

In the George?

Seaneh · 28-09-2013 4:11pm

Keith wrote: »

For all the ugly people here, you get to use the classic chat-up line 'I may not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you'.
Thats got me laid like twice...

"you don't sweat much, for a fat bird" is always a winner.

KeithM89 · 28-09-2013 4:12pm

Howard Juneau wrote: »

In the George?

Coppers.
Another great one is "Is your dad a baker caus those are some fine baps".

mattjack · 28-09-2013 4:12pm

Keith wrote: »

For all the ugly people here, you get to use the classic chat-up line 'I may not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you'.
Thats got me laid like twice...

Twice , by the same person ?

Nodin · 28-09-2013 4:14pm

GGG500 wrote: »

I'm a fairly good looking chap, not great looking though, so I'd rank myself a 7 out of 10 in looks.

How good looking do you consider yourself on a scale of 0-10. 0 being barely recognizable as a human being and 10 being so good looking you cause traffic accidents walking along path.

Does "scary" count as attractive in a "don't eat me" sort of way?

Peregrine · 28-09-2013 4:15pm

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I'd give myself a solid 4

Is that before or after the 40% military bonus? :pac:

markomuscle · 28-09-2013 4:17pm

I don't know, I like my moustache, beard and muscles, i'm not going to give a number though.

Ihatecuddles-old · 28-09-2013 4:20pm

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Yes we have in cool vids and links a couple of times.

Well that doesnt count! Its not know your AH'ers :P

markomuscle wrote: »

I don't know, I like my moustache, beard and muscles, i'm not going to give a number though.

That's not fair, I docked myself marks for my moustache and beard!!

BillyMitchel · 28-09-2013 4:22pm

99999999

28-09-2013 4:28pm

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Lights off though

Yeh what's the deal with that? Is it cos I is ugly?

Frosty McSnowballs · 28-09-2013 4:32pm

Nimrod 7 wrote: »

Is that before or after the 40% military bonus? :pac:

Ha!

That uniform stuff is a myth!

Ilyana 2.0 · 28-09-2013 4:33pm

I'mma go with a 5.

I've been enjoying too much chocolate lately

herisson · 28-09-2013 4:38pm

Id go with a 2.5 to 3, only because i do have really good legs.

Carter P Fly · 28-09-2013 4:39pm

When I'm thin me, prob a high 7, but I'm fat me at the moment so a solid 1. Fat blokes are fugly and get way less love then an equivalently sized fat girl. FACT.

Nodin · 28-09-2013 4:40pm

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Id go with a 2.5 to 3, only because i do have really good legs.

Now, now. You're more than a collection of body parts, there for the delectation of others.

How would you rate your tea making ability?

ninebeanrows · 28-09-2013 4:41pm

8/9

Mr.Prodston · 28-09-2013 4:41pm

I've got a good smile apparently and a beard that I've been somewhat trimming since I got back from travelling earlier in the year. Oh and size 13/14 feet depending on the show. Hell I'll be generous and give myself a 4 :pac:

Duff · 28-09-2013 4:46pm

6. Not bad - has the potential to be excellent.

Frosty McSnowballs · 28-09-2013 4:52pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Yeh what's the deal with that? Is it cos I is ugly?

Nope, tis cos il finish too quick if I look at your pwetty face!

gg2 · 28-09-2013 4:58pm

I'm gonna give myself a 5.....sometimes 6.....mostly 5

Why is there no AH pic thread?

Tar.Aldarion · 28-09-2013 5:01pm

My beard gives me +3 attractive points

Similar to these fine specimens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0

Karl Stein · 28-09-2013 5:05pm

I'm spectacularly average looking.

Wibbs · 28-09-2013 5:13pm

I've had my moments

Dozen Wicked Words · 28-09-2013 5:16pm

I look like Stewie from family guy, with added bonus of wearing thick, thick, glasses. So a good 2 or 3 I would think.

herisson · 28-09-2013 5:16pm

Nodin wrote: »

Now, now. You're more than a collection of body parts, there for the delectation of others.

How would you rate your tea making ability?

10 out of 10. I make some food tea. :cool:

fussyonion · 28-09-2013 5:17pm

I'm massive I am. Cars crash when I walk past.

I have hair as silky as a freshly washed cat, my teeth are all my own and would blind you if you stared at them.

I have lips like two plump pillows; Angelina would be RAGIN if she saw my lips.

My eyes are like two crystal clear blue lagoons, so blue you'd be dying to swim in them. They're framed by the longest lashes you've ever seen; you could sweep the floor with them.

My skin is as soft as a baby submerged in marshmallows and I have legs longer than the giraffes at Dublin Zoo.

My boobs are pert and round and could come in handy as a makeshift cushion and my bum is taut..you could balance your pint on it.

When I smile, good things happen..people win scratchcards and blind people can see again.

I'm just MASSIVE and there's no rating I can give myself.

The Big Smoke · 28-09-2013 5:24pm

fussyonion wrote: »

I'm just MASSIVE

Check out the health and fitness forum, their stickies will help you out if you're looking to lose a few pounds.

fussyonion · 28-09-2013 5:25pm

The Big Smoke wrote: »

Check out the health and fitness forum, their stickies will help you out if you're looking to lose a few pounds.

:pac:

canadianwoman · 28-09-2013 5:30pm

Mr.Prodston wrote: »

I've got a good smile apparently and a beard that I've been somewhat trimming since I got back from travelling earlier in the year. Oh and size 13/14 feet depending on the show. Hell I'll be generous and give myself a 4 :pac:

You sound like my ex... minus the hairy back.

Mr.Prodston · 28-09-2013 5:32pm

canadianwoman wrote: »

You sound like my ex... minus the hairy back.

Well I've never been to Canada.....or have I? :eek:

canadianwoman · 28-09-2013 5:33pm

Mr.Prodston wrote: »

Well I've never been to Canada.....or have I? :eek:

Well it was an off and on relationship so maybe you have.

ThePieintheSky · 28-09-2013 5:35pm

I give myself a 9.91/10.

Frosty McSnowballs · 28-09-2013 5:36pm

I'm changing my answer. I'm like 9.5, gorgeous so I sm....sure I'm always touching myself.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 28-09-2013 5:37pm

I'm so gorgeous there is no number high enough to use but if I had to use a known prime number I'd say 6.

Mr.Prodston · 28-09-2013 5:39pm

canadianwoman wrote: »

Well it was an off and on relationship so maybe you have.

Nope you can rest assured I haven't....although maybe I should :pac:

ThePieintheSky · 28-09-2013 5:42pm

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I'm changing my answer. I'm like 9.5, gorgeous so I sm....sure I'm always touching myself.

In other words you're single?

Itwasntme. · 28-09-2013 5:48pm

It depends on how I feel when I wake each morning. Some days I feel pretty confident and other days I want to hide my face so people don't have to look upon my ugliness. On the good days I feel attractive and it shows but on the bad days, I feel like 3 day old junkie phlegm. I have good days and bad days, I guess that makes me average.

The Backwards Man · 28-09-2013 5:51pm

Ah, another vegetable grading thread? I'll compare myself to rhubarb so;

Fairly well coloured, well trimmed and straight, though my stalk is a little pithy.

KwackerJack · 28-09-2013 5:53pm

Depends if the visor is up or down!!

Say a model crosses the dance floor and tells you that your only a ride

Then a spotty barrel duck walks across the dance floor and says the same :O

We presume that the model has good taste so eh I'm feckin sexy

But do we presume im a ugly son of a howaya if the barrel takes notice??

akura · 28-09-2013 6:06pm

A good 6/10

Galwayguy35 · 28-09-2013 6:32pm

I think unless someone is completly deluded they will have an idea if they are good looking or not.

PrettyBoy · 28-09-2013 6:39pm

GGG500 wrote: »

10 being so good looking you cause traffic accidents walking along path.

That almost happened me once, looking at a girl on the other side of the road and when I looked in front of me the car ahead stopped, absolutely blessed the car I was driving had great brakes and I managed to steer away in time or else it would have been serious smash.

Girl I was looking at was an 8 I reckon.

How attractive are you out of 10?

Comments