Your most embarrassing sex story

Buona Fortuna

anto9 wrote: »

on reflection i should have said ,B.B.B.J.C.I.M. (BARE BACK BLOW JOB CUM IN MOUTH .LOL

Glad you added the "BareBack" bit that cos it makes it a whole lot better.

bear1

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

Glad you added the "BareBack" bit that cos it makes it a whole lot better.

Ah sure, if I decided to get a BJ and finish in a mans mouth I may as well go all the way and bang him as well :pac:

anto9

dinorebel wrote: »

After seeing this "B.B.B.J.C.I.M" I dread to think what B.T.W stands for in your world.

B.T.W ....BY THE WAY .......The tranny experience was before i got married B.T.W.:o

dinorebel

anto9 wrote: »

B.T.W ....BY THE WAY .......The tranny experience was before i got married B.T.W.:o

And there was me thinking it was Bottom to Willy.

TrustedApple

Mine was a good few weeks ago with a girl i was seeing and the last time i seen her.

In the middle of having sex she said to me let me get a knife and i will cut you and i won't to drink your blood and be covered in it while where doing it as we will fell so much closer by doing it.

I never got up from having sex so fast it my life just going No no no no no get get out .....

bear1

samapple789 wrote: »

Mine was a good few weeks ago with a girl i was seeing and the last time i seen her.

In the middle of having sex she said to me let me get a knife and i will cut you and i won't to drink your blood and be covered in it while where doing it as we will fell so much closer by doing it.

I never got up from having sex so fast it my life just going No no no no no get get out .....

Fook off :eek:

adam88

bear1 wrote: »

Ah sure, if I decided to get a BJ and finish in a mans mouth I may as well go all the way and bang him as well :pac:

Ya your true. Any hole is a goal, only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints. It's the same orgasm at the end lol

adam88

adam88 wrote: »

It's the same orgasm at the end lol

Why not just **** if that's the case?

syklops

This thread really went downhill.

TrustedApple

bear1 wrote: »

Fook off :eek:

No no it wasint a joke i was a bit shell shocked for a few weeks after i was completely freaked out by it and still am to this day :eek:.

adam88

anto9 wrote: »

B.T.W ....BY THE WAY .......The tranny experience was before i got married B.T.W.:o

Your actually being serious about that ain't you

bear1

syklops wrote: »

This thread really went downhill.

Or up hill for one poster.

bear1

adam88 wrote: »

Ya your true. Any hole is a goal, only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints. It's the same orgasm at the end lol

Tis funny that, I've had quite a few serious sessions and not once have I thought "Ah Rob... gives us an auld tug there will ya"

adam88

bear1 wrote: »

Tis funny that, I've had quite a few serious sessions and not once have I thought "Ah Rob... gives us an auld tug there will ya"

Haha. Ive seen it happen

syklops

bear1 wrote: »

Tis funny that, I've had quite a few serious sessions and not once have I thought "Ah Rob... gives us an auld tug there will ya"

Uhoh... Peepshow flashback! :eek:

blackwhite

adam88 wrote: »

Ya your true. Any hole is a goal, only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints. It's the same orgasm at the end lol

Quotes like that are ever bit as reprehensible as the homophobes who claim that homosexuals only "turned" because they couldn't get anyone of the opposite sex.

adam88

blackwhite wrote: »

Quotes like that are ever bit as reprehensible as the homophobes who claim that homosexuals only "turned" because they couldn't get anyone of the opposite sex.

English please

dinorebel

adam88 wrote: »

English please

Or maybe Thai.

Calibos

adam88 wrote: »

English please

You're giving the morons who think homosexuality is a choice ammunition.

adam88

Calibos wrote: »

You're giving the morons who think homosexuality is a choice ammunition.

No it's not a choice for many but for many "straight" men its a choice they opt for when they're hormy enough

anto9

adam88 wrote: »

Ya your true. Any hole is a goal, only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints. It's the same orgasm at the end lol[/QUOT


>>only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints.<< does that include taking it up the trade mans entrance ? I think there is more to it than a few pints .:D

anto9

adam88 wrote: »

Your actually being serious about that ain't you

Am i ? ..maybe i made the whole thing up ?

Calibos

adam88 wrote: »

No it's not a choice for many but for many "straight" men its a choice they opt for when they're hormy enough

Latent bisexuals you mean.

kunst nugget

anto9 wrote: »

Am i ? ..maybe i made the whole thing up ?

Considering the nonsensical grammatical error in the original post, I'm guessing that's highly likely…

anto9

kunst nugget wrote: »

Considering the nonsensical grammatical error in the original post, I'm guessing that's highly likely…

Going on about grammar again ? You really are a tight arsed ,constipated Kunt. lol :rolleyes:

kunst nugget

anto9 wrote: »

Going on about grammar again ? You really are a tight arsed ,constipated Kunt. lol :rolleyes:

Probably but at least I don't feel the need to make up stories about getting blowjobs from ladyboys.

humanji

Will you two give it a rest?

adam88

adam88 wrote: »

Haha. Ive seen it happen

that's southsiders rugby clubs for ye then eh!! ger owra my pub!!!!

blackwhite

blackwhite wrote: »

Quotes like that are ever bit as reprehensible as the homophobes who claim that homosexuals only "turned" because they couldn't get anyone of the opposite sex.

how would same homophobe describe someone so slick they can pull both sexes then anytime ???? sexually ambidextrous?

anto9

humanji wrote: »

Will you two give it a rest?

Sorry ,but grammar and spelling Nazis ,get to me .There are far more important things in life .
:rolleyes:The L.B story was real by the way .( and they really know how to suck cock properly .They could suck a golf ball through a garden hose lol).

anto9

anto9 wrote: »

Sorry ,but grammar and spelling Nazis ,get to me .There are far more important things in life .
:rolleyes:The L.B story was real by the way .( and they really know how to suck cock properly .They could suck a golf ball through a garden hose lol).

give'em an A for honesty c'mon lads!!!

anto9

rusty cole wrote: »

give'em an A for honesty c'mon lads!!!

I am not quite up to the lad who indicated that he can become GAY after a skinful ,and that any hole was a goal .lol

anto9

anto9 wrote: »

I am not quite up to the lad who indicated that he can become GAY after a skinful .lol

not the same really. we are programmed as straight men to find curves, bewbs, ass, soft skin, slim waists, etc etc all inherently female traits, attractive. The question becomes, does having a dick pose a sexual or moral dilemma for us!! 99% say yes as you just go get a real woman. but some are ok to hammer away. I'd be asking questions of myself If I am turned on by the men in the communal gym showers now!!

I see the former as somewhat of a fetish, something I think we all may have but have not yet discovered. or maybe I'm rambling I dunno!!

anto9

rusty cole wrote: »

not the same really. we are programmed as straight men to find curves, bewbs, ass, soft skin, slim waists, etc etc all inherently female traits, attractive. The question becomes, does having a dick pose a sexual or moral dilemma for us!! 99% say yes as you just go get a real woman. but some are ok to hammer away. I'd be asking questions of myself If I am turned on by the men in the communal gym showers now!!

I see the former as somewhat of a fetish, something I think we all may have but have not yet discovered. or maybe I'm rambling I dunno!!

I live now for several years in Asia .Before i got married i had quite a wild sex life here for a few years .(in Ireland i lived like a ,i was going to say priest lol ,but Monk would be a better analogy ) .What i have noticed over here is the amount of Trannys/Ladyboys are growing in huge amounts in the last 10 years .There must be a demand for them .

anto9

anto9 wrote: »

I live now for several years in Asia .Before i got married i had quite a wild sex life here for a few years .(in Ireland i lived like a ,i was going to say priest lol ,but Monk would be a better analogy ) .What i have noticed over here is the amount of Trannys/Ladyboys are growing in huge amounts in the last 10 years .There must be a demand for them .

is that you cathal o searcaigh:D

Tilly

Is this not the story thread anymore?

Tilly

Tilly wrote: »

Is this not the story thread anymore?

I once had a girl straddle me and as she climaxed, pee'd all over both of us!!!
I didn't give a damn!!

there, back on track tilly!!

share with the group!

anto9

Tilly wrote: »

Is this not the story thread anymore?

Come up with a story mate ,you can just make it up if necessary ,none of the wise kunts on here will know the difference .lol.

Sheep Lover

anto9 wrote: »

Come up with a story mate ,you can just make it up if necessary ,none of the wise kunts on here will know the difference .lol.

A girl touched my willy once, it made me giggle.

Specialun

Sheep Lover wrote: »

A girl touched my willy once, it made me giggle.

Lucky sod

Heavy Pierre

A mate of mine went out with a scotch bird who was into fruit and veg insertions. As time went by the sizes grew larger and larger. Eventually she wanted him to join in as in ride her while she had a cucumber in her bum-bum and he had a nana in his bum-bum. He fled a mile after that conversation.

boardsuser1

Heavy Pierre wrote: »

A mate of mine went out with a scotch bird who was into fruit and veg insertions. As time went by the sizes grew larger and larger. Eventually she wanted him to join in as in ride her while she had a cucumber in her bum-bum and he had a nana in his bum-bum. He fled a mile after that conversation.

A "mate" is it?????????????

anto9

On advice from a Mod ,my post is likely to lead people off on a tangent ,and off topic ,so i am removing it .

Sauve

anto9 wrote: »

http://youtu.be/ic8oUFN1M3s

Video of some Ladyboys in Walking street Pattaya .If video gone just search >>Pattaya ladyboys-warning<<..............who would not be tempted after a skinful ???

Anto9, you really need to stop dragging this thread off topic or you won't be permitted to post in it

adam88

Sauve wrote: »

Anto9, you really need to stop dragging this thread off topic or you won't be permitted to post in it

Anto9 start a new thread Id say they'd be a bit of discussion on the matter

ziedth

almost 12 years later I still cringe thinking about this one it's slightly graphic:

I started college shall we say on the inexperienced side. Had the one girlfriend on/off since I was 15 and with no internet in the Waterford countryside I was limited to quickies in her car so I didn't know anything outside the basics.

Anyway, young and single I somehow punched well above my weight and pulled a older fairly deadly (but obviously much more experienced) girl on our first class night out stuff done to me on the taxi back to hers that made me weak I thought I was onto a night of my life.

Fast forward a bit and we in her room and she says the words that haunt me to this day "eat my arsehole" panic sets in as I have No idea what the hell she is talking about outside of it involving her bum. I stand there for a good 30 seconds like Sherlock trying to think of all the various things she could mean. In the end she said get a move on and to this day I don't know why but I blame the drink and panic I go over and bite her arse like a horse eating an apple.

She screams and is like what the **** are you doing and is crying from the shock/pain and kicks me out straight away.

Never got near her again to her credit I don't think she told anyone else in the class and she was laughing about it a few days later and said there was a massive bruise/bite mark, we actually became pretty good friends while she was in college till she left.

anto9

adam88 wrote: »

Anto9 start a new thread Id say they'd be a bit of discussion on the matter

Would rather not ,as i know the predictable replies .OK ,back on topic then ,here is a little story .:cool:

My first time in London ,as a young immigrant from Ireland (when times were bad .Long ago ,but not as far back as the Famine lol)) .Was wandering around the West End of London ,and came upon Piccadilly Circus .Had the map out and looked like a typical tourist .(though i was not ).This middle aged man got talking ,asking if he could help .
Turns out he was from rural Ireland somewhere .We had a coffee ,and then he suggested if i had nothing on he would pay for us both to see a movie .During the Movie he put his hand on my knee ,and then started rubbing my leg ...........and then i just got up and left .( a bit of an anti climax i know) .Later i found out about the reputation of Piccadilly for Rent boys and Gays in general .:eek:

bear1

anto9 wrote: »

Would rather not ,as i know the predictable replies .OK ,back on topic then ,here is a little story .:cool:

My first time in London ,as a young immigrant from Ireland (when times were bad .Long ago ,but not as far back as the Famine lol)) .Was wandering around the West End of London ,and came upon Piccadilly Circus .Had the map out and looked like a typical tourist .(though i was not ).This middle aged man got talking ,asking if he could help .
Turns out he was from rural Ireland somewhere .We had a coffee ,and then he suggested if i had nothing on he would pay for us both to see a movie .During the Movie he put his hand on my knee ,and then started rubbing my leg ...........and then i just got up and left .( a bit of an anti climax i know) .Later i found out about the reputation of Piccadilly for Rent boys and Gays in general .:eek:

Do you've any stories that involve women out of curiosity? :pac:

JaseBelleVie

ziedth wrote: »

almost 12 years later I still cringe thinking about this one it's slightly graphic:

I started college shall we say on the inexperienced side. Had the one girlfriend on/off since I was 15 and with no internet in the Waterford countryside I was limited to quickies in her car so I didn't know anything outside the basics.

Anyway, young and single I somehow punched well above my weight and pulled a older fairly deadly (but obviously much more experienced) girl on our first class night out stuff done to me on the taxi back to hers that made me weak I thought I was onto a night of my life.

Fast forward a bit and we in her room and she says the words that haunt me to this day "eat my arsehole" panic sets in as I have No idea what the hell she is talking about outside of it involving her bum. I stand there for a good 30 seconds like Sherlock trying to think of all the various things she could mean. In the end she said get a move on and to this day I don't know why but I blame the drink and panic I go over and bite her arse like a horse eating an apple.

She screams and is like what the **** are you doing and is crying from the shock/pain and kicks me out straight away.

Never got near her again to her credit I don't think she told anyone else in the class and she was laughing about it a few days later and said there was a massive bruise/bite mark, we actually became pretty good friends while she was in college till she left.

I have just sprayed coffee all over my tablet reading that.

Brilliant!

braddun

that rope story was you with a man