If G. . . . .... BISCUITS!! ! !

Ll2

Hello folks.

If God was proved to you, would you believe in him ?

E.g. I believe the taoiseach exists, but depending on the taoiseach I might not believe in him.

If it was ever proven to your satisfaction that God existed, would you believe in him ?

If so why, if not, why not ?

Amirani

AW HELLL YEAHHHH! I AM!

Ll2 wrote: »

E.g. I believe the taoiseach exists, but depending on the taoiseach I might not believe in him.

Your poll is difficult to take seriously when you say something as nonsensical as that.

Sarky

Sure, who the f*ck doesn't like them?

Jaysus, account closed already. Didn't even bother to stick around for the traditional hissy fit screaming that we're all wrong and God CLEARLY exists because have you ever seen the wind?

Cabaal

Sure, who the f*ck doesn't like them?

there's no proof of a god and yet loads of people believe in it,

closed account already, impressive!

Sure, who the f*ck doesn't like them?

Which god
believe how
What's going on


Does anyone have biscuits

seamus

Rereg of a banned user. Opened the account, made two posts and then closed the account immediately.

I'm not sure what the point is of starting a discussion thread that you're unable to get involved in...

Cabaal

Sure, who the f*ck doesn't like them?

if an alien landed on earth tomorrow and claimed they were god, would you believe it?

Technology and knowledge can seem like magic to people that are backwards,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6NPq_kPSUM

seamus

Define "God", is always the go-to answer here.

An alien could come along with irrefutable evidence that they were immortal and responsible for the creation of everything. Think Q from Star Trek*

The first question would be exactly that above - "That's really cool, and thanks. But what could a being of infinite power possibly gain from my worship?"

So in conclusion, even if "God" did appear tomorrow, I would see no reason to worship him or "believe" in him. Basically my life would continue as normal except that I'd have a few more answers".

*I'm aware that Q in that universe isn't actually God, and didn't create the universe. ST lore says that they're just evolved to the point of omnipotence, but aren't omniscient or necessarily immortal

magicbastarder

i can only answer the question if the existence of the questioner is proven to me.

Turtwig

There we go threads looking a whole lot better now.

Sarky

Sure, who the f*ck doesn't like them?

<votes proudly>

I had the most delicious slice of lemon cheesecake last night. It was...

<sunglasses>

... Divine.


<YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH>

lazygal

Hawaiian pizza, anyone?

Beruthiel

Chocolate bikkies and or cake, I'm happy with both.

smacl

Ok, let's just accept they're both great!

lazygal wrote: »

Hawaiian pizza, anyone?

That was the eleventh commandment, you know, the one that got dropped and broken on the way down the hill. Thou shalt not put pineapple on a pizza!

kylith

Sure, who the f*ck doesn't like them?

smacl wrote: »

That was the eleventh commandment, you know, the one that got dropped and broken on the way down the hill. Thou shalt not put pineapple on a pizza!

It's blasphemous, but it's delicious.

swampgas

Sure, who the f*ck doesn't like them?

smacl wrote: »

That was the eleventh commandment, you know, the one that got dropped and broken on the way down the hill. Thou shalt not put pineapple on a pizza!

Speaking of pineapple, we made some blackberry, apple & pineapple jam at home recently. Very nice indeed, considering blackberry and pineapple was a combo that I didn't really expect to work ...

biko

I just fixed my dishwasher, not sure if God helped me do it or not.
It felt like it was all me though.

lazygal

kylith wrote: »

It's blasphemous, but it's delicious.

Sacrelicious?

Pherekydes

biko wrote: »

I just fixed my dishwasher, not sure if God helped me do it or not.
It felt like it was all me though.

Huh, I've just painted three ceilings!

God didn't help, but biscuits did! Ergo, biscuits are God.

pauldla

Pherekydes wrote: »

Huh, I've just painted three ceilings!

God didn't help, but biscuits did! Ergo, biscuits are God.

Ever painted any floors, or are they beneath you? Or is it all ceilings...nothing more than ceilings...

Turtwig

pauldla wrote: »

Ever painted any floors, or are they beneath you? Or is it all ceilings...nothing more than ceilings...

Ceilings are merely upside down floors. It's all about the perspective you see. Small and far away. Farr awayyyy.

pauldla

Jernal wrote: »

Ceilings are merely upside down floors. It's all about the perspective you see. Small and far away. Farr awayyyy.

Ceilings are upside down floors? That's completely over my head, I'm afraid. You've floored me, Jernal.

Pherekydes

pauldla wrote: »

Ever painted any floors, or are they beneath you? Or is it all ceilings...nothing more than ceilings...

Atheists don't get down on their knees. :P

Bannasidhe

My Bannister needs painting but I am worried that as it is sort of halfway between the ceiling and the floor and is at a right angle to both that it makes me some sort of agnostic on the atheist scale...

While pondering this I had some divine lemon cheesecake.

Corkfeen

AW HELLL YEAHHHH! I AM!

This thread has raised a serious question in my mind that has made me question all my beliefs. Is a jaffa cake, a cake or a biscuit? Also what the hell is a fig roll?

If I don't like a particular biscuit, I can say I don't believe in it, right? So many endless questions raised by this unknown closed account.

robindch

Corkfeen wrote: »

Also what the hell is a fig roll?

I'd be more interested to know what the hell a fig roll is for.