The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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Bannasidhe

koth wrote: »

Those damn Lesbeans planning to steal sperm so they can get pregnant and then have an abortion just because they can...:mad:

Down on this sort of thing!

Beruthiel

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Down on this sort of thing!

I see what you did there.

Nodin

I decided to see if that was real.....it was indeedy.....it gets worse.......

"Buehner alleged that girls shouldn’t participate in Girl Scout sales because they might then think it is acceptable to be “a woman who is going to compete with men in the marketplace,” when they should train their daughters on how to become “a woman who will be a helpmeet to a man so he can compete in the marketplace.” -
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/kevin-swanson-begs-you-not-buy-communist-lesbian-girl-scout-cookies

Pherekydes

Who knew eating cookies promoted abortion? :eek:

Sarky

Eating cookies leads to food babies. I thought they'd be totally ok with that.

PopePalpatine

"Helpmeet"? dafuq is that?

Bannasidhe

PopePalpatine wrote: »

"Helpmeet"? dafuq is that?

A Stepford Wife.

PopePalpatine

I was thinking it was something from "The Handmaiden's Tale" TBH. :pac:

shruikan2553

PopePalpatine wrote: »

"Helpmeet"? dafuq is that?

Was wondering that myself, a part of me has given up on trying to understand words from religious articles, stuff like the illustrious council of the constipated assumption of the god emperor just made no sense.

recedite

Genesis 2:18 it says, "And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an helpmeet for him."

Its the Word of God, so don't argue with it. Yep, women were basically created to be the personal assistants of men, using an auld spare bit of rib.

Hotblack Desiato

Looks like a typo to me.

About time god published a revised and corrected edition, really and should consider another series of personal appearances to promote it, it's been a long long time.

robindch

PopePalpatine wrote: »

"Helpmeet"? dafuq is that?

It's an antiquated spelling of "helpmate". Though I think the biblical spelling it unintentionally accurate, implying as it does, that the woman's there just to help her fellah with his meat.(*)





(*) if you know what I mean...

Hotblack Desiato

Maybe I should've had one of those christian marriages after all!

robindch

Last wednesday, the last Wednesday in November, was the US festival of Thanksgiving. Here's the New Yorker's take on it:

smacl

robindch wrote: »

Last wednesday, the last Wednesday in November, was the US festival of Thanksgiving. Here's the New Yorker's take on it:

And thanksgiving prayer, no less

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSveRGmpIE

AstraMonti

hahaha this is very NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaM2JTkDREI

Kivaro

Tar.Aldarion

wut is this madness, any truth in it haha
http://www.cracked.com/article_18948_5-real-deleted-bible-scenes-in-which-jesus-kicks-some-ass.html

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lazygal

www.growinghomeblog.com/2013/11/girls-shouldnt-be-highly-educated.html?m=1



This gave me a laugh. Apparently because I'm educated I don't know how to be a proper wife and mother.

Obliq

lazygal wrote: »

www.growinghomeblog.com/2013/11/girls-shouldnt-be-highly-educated.html?m=1



This gave me a laugh. Apparently because I'm educated I don't know how to be a proper wife and mother.

Oh crap. I cannot unsee this. Drat it :mad:

Cabaal

Can't remember if I posted it already,

But its certainly my favorite hymm's,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooaGhYFHIzg

as_mo_bhosca

Links234

And many, many more!

Delirium

gaynorvader

koth wrote: »

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Ezekiel 16:17: Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,

For those of you interested (I know I was).

Bannasidhe

gaynorvader wrote: »

Ezekiel 16:17: Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,

For those of you interested (I know I was).

Excellent. I was about to go and look that up.

and :eek: metal = ouch

and since sex toys are in the Bible does that mean they are ok (like shellfish) because 'context'?

gaynorvader

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Excellent. I was about to go and look that up.

and :eek: metal = ouch

and since sex toys are in the Bible does that mean they are ok (like shellfish) because 'context'?

So long as they are not made of gems, gold or silver. Or shaped like other gods.

robindch

Bannasidhe wrote: »

metal = ouch

metal = coooooold!