The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

PopePalpatine

MrPudding wrote: »

That is actually from the latest seasons. That was exactly the point when I realised that Stannis is actually awesome,

a view I kept until last week's episode... :eek:

MrP

Dammit MrP, use spoiler tags!

magicbastarder

have we had this yet? from an article in the irish times where they talk to kids about life:

I don’t really believe in God, although he’s meant to be kind and love everyone. Because I believe that when people speak to you it’s rude if you don’t speak back to them, and if you turn your head up to the sky and say, “God, do you like my shoes?” he doesn’t say anything.

http://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/dexter-comerford-9-the-difference-between-children-and-adults-children-are-active-1.2247259

Kivaro

Worztron

silverharp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQxMDDms4mc

silverharp

MrPudding

PopePalpatine wrote: »

Dammit MrP, use spoiler tags!

Come on... Really? Hardly a spoiler. Now, if I said

Batman

died in the final episode tonight, that would be a spoiler, and worthy of the tags I out on it.

MrP

Lingua Franca

MrPudding wrote: »

That is actually from the latest seasons. That was exactly the point when I realised that Stannis is actually awesome, a view I kept until last week's episode... :eek:

MrP

Pssst...

Season 2 episode 4

smacl

PopePalpatine wrote: »

Dammit MrP, use spoiler tags!

as in

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sbsquarepants

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

I'd love to know what else I could be doing with it - sculpture or painting perhaps?

I occasionally hang a towel on mine - the missus says it's childish and so immature, but I know she secretly loves it:D

smacl

robindch

^^^ BWV 593, after Vivaldi.

That's the first new organ-related joke I've heard in 20 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl8Mpt8oJNA

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AstraMonti

MrPudding

Lingua Franca wrote: »

Pssst...

Season 2 episode 4

Did not realise he had done it twice. The first is from season 2, but the second is from the most recent. Will he ever learn?

MrP

Pushtrak

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AstraMonti

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obplayer

But what about Mary?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/women-who-shout-out-gods-5917868

Dr John Hagee said "there is no greater sin" than wrongly using God's name during sex and "simple blasphemy" should be punished

Women who cry out God's name during sex should be jailed, a US pastor claims.
Dr John Hagee believes "there is no greater sin" than wrongly using God's name Dr Hagee, the founder and senior pastor of the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas, points out that the Bible consistently denounces the taking of the Lord’s name in vain.
Speaking to Newslo, Dr Hagee said that "in this world of crimes and deaths that surround us, a simple blasphemy does not get that much attention when it should."
He said saying the Lord's name in vain might seem "petite and insignificant compared" to other things happening in the world but, that’s "precisely the problem".




If the shepherds of a faith start doing wrong, he said, they cannot offer guidance to their flock.
He said there was "no greater sin" that using God's name during sex, adding: "That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of.
"If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail."
He said that locking women up would be "a fine example of God’s wrath".
Dr Hagee did not explain how women would be caught and prosecuted for the 'crime' of using God's name during sex - or why men should escape punishment.

PopePalpatine

One of my first thoughts was, "I wonder if he's pally with Rick Perry?" It's scary how accurate a guess can be.

robindch

obplayer wrote: »

If the shepherds of a faith start doing wrong, he said, they cannot offer guidance to their flock. He said there was "no greater sin" that using God's name during sex, adding: "That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail."

That's the same John Hagee who cheated on his wife then divorced her?

JoelX.com wrote:

John Hagee was the leader of the charismatic Trinity Church in 1975 and was the father of two children. John Hagee had an adulterous affair with a woman and admitted to immorality in front of his church. Pastor John Hagee then divorced the mother of his two children and married a younger woman (Diana Castro, now Diana Hagee) from that same congregation.

Red faces all 'round!

robindch

Seen in a discount shop in Clondalkin, Dublin last Friday evening:

Gerry069

https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/19430_682455958526007_3802187768325648473_n.jpg?oh=f6c47f05bffcc0ac2cdba7295eb20088&oe=56346E8A


How do I post the picture rather than the link?

robindch

Gerry069 wrote: »

How do I post the picture rather than the link?

Save the original image to disk, then upload it to boards an attachment to a post (click 'Manage Attachments' and follow the prompts), then get the attchment address (right click, select 'copy image address' or equivalent), then click on the little postcard icon at the top of the editor, and paste the address in there.

Comme ça:

Gerry069

robindch wrote: »

Save the original image to disk, then upload it to boards an attachment to a post (click 'Manage Attachments' and follow the prompts), then get the attchment address (right click, select 'copy image address' or equivalent), then click on the little postcard icon at the top of the editor, and paste the address in there.

Thank you for that.