The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

kylith

Faceglory? Really?

robindch

kylith wrote: »

Faceglory? Really?

Yes. It's not a name I'd have chosen myself, I have to say :rolleyes:

sbsquarepants

Kivaro wrote: »

What do you see in this image?

mass_debater wrote: »

A vagina

Eh, no. It's a skeletal old woman with her hair in a bun, wearing flares (or possibly chaps) holding a rabbit in front of a mirror - obviously!

Michael OBrien

robindch wrote: »

Facebook is so awful that a Brazilian guy makes his own one - no swearing, no violence, no porn. And it's got an "Amen" button:

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-33409968

"On Facebook you see a lot of violence and pornography. That's why we thought of creating a network where we could talk about God, love and to spread His word," ...

Yeah, a lot of those violent posts are of muslims and christians doing terrible things.

and all the talk about 'love' seems to require women have EXTRA strong privacy measures (Sexist) and all gay material is banned.

They are so nuts that they actually sought out a programming language that has some reference to religious words or symbols. That seems to be Perl.

You can imagine the group think that goes on there. Scary stuff. Give me a pic with boobs anytime over that lunacy.

Fred Swanson

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Skrynesaver

Michael OBrien wrote: »

They are so nuts that they actually sought out a programming language that has some reference to religious words or symbols. That seems to be Perl.

I know Perl has a bless command, (objects are blessed references in Perl-OO), but I'm not sure the interpreter counts as a deity!

equivariant

Skrynesaver wrote: »

I know Perl has a bless command, (objects are blessed references in Perl-OO), but I'm not sure the interpreter counts as a deity!

I always felt there was something vaguely icky about Perl - now I know why.
I just tried to read through Mr Wall's ramblings on religion (see point 7 of http://interviews.slashdot.org/story/02/09/06/1343222/larry-wall-on-perl-religion-and). Now I understand why Perl is such a quirky mess. Anyone whose mind is muddled by religion in this way could not be expected to produce a reasonable language.

Give me a scripting language named after the creators of the Life of Brian any day!

GLaDOS

Heavy metal lyrics, or bible verse?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/heavy-metal-lyric-or-bible-verse?fb_ref=Default#.pcVR71ljy

I got 13/16 :pac:

equivariant

15/16 - I dislike metal almost as much as the bible

robindch

equivariant wrote: »

Give me a scripting language named after the creators of the Life of Brian any day!

Can't disagree

Skrynesaver

robindch wrote: »

Can't disagree

Meaningful whitespace!!

While Mr. Wall learned linguistics in order to go forth and testify (sad but true), Perl's expressiveness did benefit from this.

(Note: Perl and Vim are the 2 holy wars worth fighting )

smacl

kylith wrote: »

Faceglory? Really?

Hmmm....

Kivaro

robindch wrote: »

A christian lady from the USA thinks about marriage equality so energetically that she forgets how to pronounce "extremists":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLUwNUg4rTA

Oh man, the response to this clip is friggin' hilarious:

Worztron

robindch

Five, five!, supreme court justices told god that he was wrong. Wrong!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOxSv-gpAgI

silverharp

apparently this is a thing in the US

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Saddlebacking

Saddlebacking
Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Church, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttf..king isn't actually sex.
Saddlebacking - After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

a hoot of a song poking fun at it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

Worztron

JaseBelleVie

Lucifer MorningStar

:pac:

coolhull

^^
This guy is Barack Obama's election agent, right?

Lucifer MorningStar

coolhull wrote: »

^^
This guy is Barack Obama's election agent, right?

He's a bloody loon

Here's a few more :pac:

Worztron

recedite

I hope Pastor Manning is wearing a stab vest, some of the folks standing behind him look unhappy :pac:
In the first video, he's speaking in front of a Richard the Lionheart shield/coat of arms. Must have been presented to him by admirers in the English Defence League.

silverharp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlggi-3IxII

Worztron

Lucifer MorningStar

silverharp wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlggi-3IxII

Okay

PopePalpatine

silverharp wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlggi-3IxII

I think I may have said this before, but the cast of Duck Dynasty look like members of the Christian equivalent of Daesh.

Cabaal

silverharp wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlggi-3IxII

He really needs to stop saying okay!

MrPudding

Cabaal wrote: »

He really needs to stop saying okay!

Ok.

MrP

Kivaro

One fine Sunday morning, Satan appeared in a small town congregation. Everyone in the church started screaming and running for the front door, trampling each other in their frantic effort to escape.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, so Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan then asked, "Aren't you going to run too?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Very perplexed and perturbed by the man's reaction, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "I've been married to your sister for over 48 years."