The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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John Oliver from Last Week Tonight on televangelism and tax exemption:

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John Oliver from Last Week Tonight on televangelism and tax exemption:

Brilliant ending to that video, I was so touched by the spirit that I went immediately to the church website to plant my seed. But there seems to be a problem; I can't find the "donate now" button

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Just saw His voicemail message for potential donors on the other thread. Hilarious.

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Further GCSE confusion as religious studies paper found to contain no answers

http://newsthump.com/2015/06/05/further-gcse-confusion-as-religious-studies-paper-found-to-contain-no-answers/

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Students have faced further confusion during their GCSEs after it was revealed that the answers for a religious studies exam were based on an illogical concept that revolves around superbeings and magic. Students who took the exam were quick to voice their concerns on social media.

“There’s no evidence to prove or disprove the existence of a god or gods,” insisted 16 year-old Zac Willingham, who took a punt on Christ’s last supper being a buffet of mini scotch eggs, chicken dippers and Tizer. “I hope the exam board can open their minds to the possibility that people who follow Islam might spend the afterlife playing eternal Laser Quest.”

The exam board have reassured students who took the exam that no-one will be disadvantaged by the error. “In the absence of any concrete evidence to the contrary we’ve decided that all answers provided will now be marked as correct,” said an Edexcel spokesperson.

“Awarding bodies have taken into account that religion is littered with contradictions and inconsistencies, but then so are a number of subjects.” “With this in mind, we are pushing for exams to be centred around just two subjects that today’s teenagers will find invaluable. Contraception and how to survive on unemployment benefits.”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHZsleyKons

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5 Times God Just Sorta Left You To It

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/08/24/5-times-god-just-sorta-left-you-to-it/

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GOD is always by your side, through the dark times and the bright. Whenever you think you’re alone, with nobody to help you, God is right there beside you. Always. Well, most of the time. There’s been a few times when he just kinda left you to it, like when…

1) When you got ****faced at the weekend - You were there in the club with God, chilling, when all of a sudden you have a great idea: shots! You head to the bar and come back with a couple of Jägerbombs, and God is nowhere to be seen. He texted you later to say he forgot he had work the next day and had to head, but you were passed out in an alley at that stage.

2) When you were doing your exams - It was the perfect plan: do the bare minimum of preparation, then call on God to do what he does best and guide you through the difficult road ahead. And it was going so well, until you turned up at the exam hall and God was nowhere to be found! What’s his problem? Did your mam not light enough candles for him?

3) While your loved one was dying - Your parent, your sibling, a close friend… they were pretty sick, so you asked God for a bit of a dig-out to help them get better. Too bad he was up to here with work that day! But don’t worry, even though your loved one didn’t make it, God will totally get you again next time, he promises.

4) When your life was in mortal danger - Sometimes when you walk on the beach, you look back and notice that there’s only one set of footprints. You weren’t alone: that’s the times when God carried you. Or perhaps you were alone, God had a meeting that ran late, and right at that moment some external force such as a mugger or a drunk driver totally destroyed your life forever. But God was right back by your side the next day, or whenever he had the time.

5) When you felt at your most lonely - Dude, when you’re at your lowest point, that’s when God is right there with you! Look, it’s complicated, but when you think God isn’t there, he totally is. Like, 90% of the time. Say 80, 90%, easily. Even though you talk to him and ask him for help and you get zip, he is absolutely there. Most of the time. And when he isn’t there, he hasn’t abandoned you: he’s making up a super plan for you, which will all work out for the best in the end. You just have to have a little faith, and stop being such a drag about it all the time. Nobody likes a whiner!

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A granny from Luton goes out in style.

http://the-daily.buzz/masquerade-funeral/?ts_pid=2&ts_pid=2

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Lucifer MorningStar

http://www.irishexaminer.com/examviral/real-life/watch-the-couple-get-married-underwater-next-to-huge-jesus-statue-350357.html

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"Brothers, in this era of toilet paper shortages, we have all been living beyond our means. You must all use the left hand for wiping from now on".