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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    Yawlboy
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    #3603
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    silverharp
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    #3605
    Hotblack Desiato
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    If a white guy won the Olympics 100m it really would be a miracle!

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #3606
    Pherekydes
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    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    If a white guy won the Olympics 100m it really would be a miracle!

    We've had a few (miracles).


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    silverharp
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    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #3608
    Hotblack Desiato
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    Pherekydes wrote: »
    We've had a few (miracles).

    And evidenced too - better than the usual 'miracle' - but like them, a thing of the past!



    Meanwhile, from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formal_act_of_defection_from_the_Catholic_Church

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    'Please dispose of your religion carefully'

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #3609
    Pherekydes
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    Hmmm, why did I read the heading of that article as "Formal Act of Defecation..."


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    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3611
    Michael OBrien
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    Worztron wrote: »
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    The bible is no where near that old, ANY of it. Try 325 CE.
    Job is one of the oldest bits, and that dates around 8th Century BCE.


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    robindch
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    Michael OBrien wrote: »
    Job is one of the oldest bits, and that dates around 8th Century BCE.
    Some part of Genesis are derived from The Epic of Gilgamesh, or derived from a common source. The Epic is roughly dated from 2100BC:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_Gilgamesh


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    #3614
    Michael OBrien
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    robindch wrote: »
    Some part of Genesis are derived from The Epic of Gilgamesh, or derived from a common source. The Epic is roughly dated from 2100BC:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_Gilgamesh
    Yes of course and there are older tales that influenced Gilgamesh too, but the issue is that the stories in the BIBLE (OT and NT) are not that old. There were older NON biblical stories but that's a different thing.

    I just get annoyed by the false dating given by believers in the bible when they are mostly plagiarized from earlier non christian or jewish history and myths, so I pointed it out.


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    #3615
    Worztron
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    Michael OBrien wrote: »
    The bible is no where near that old, ANY of it. Try 325 CE.
    Job is one of the oldest bits, and that dates around 8th Century BCE.

    Yes, 0BC would have been more apt. ;)

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3616
    Michael OBrien
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    Worztron wrote: »
    Yes, 0BC would have been more apt. ;)
    Actually there was never a 0 BC. Maybe I missed the joke.


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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    Worztron
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    Worztron
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    ^^^

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