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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #3632
    Timberrrrrrrr
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    #3633
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3634
    Cabaal
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    pauldla wrote: »
    ^^^

    HAN SHOT FIRST!

    Picard is better then Kirk!


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    #3635
    AstraMonti
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    pauldla wrote: »
    ^^^

    HAN SHOT FIRST!
    Cabaal wrote: »
    Picard is better then Kirk!

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    :P


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    #3636
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3637
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3638
    Nodin
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    Cabaal wrote: »
    Picard is better then Kirk!


    ....causing a number of cans to explode, allowing the worms to freely rampage and inflict multiple casualties.....


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    #3639
    Hotblack Desiato
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    I see post 3630 is a broken link already, tinypic really sucks donkey balls.

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #3640
    looksee
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    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    I see post 3630 is a broken link already, tinypic really sucks donkey balls.

    Is that a really obscure reference that I am not getting? because I can see a pic - screenshot thingy of twitter.


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    #3641
    pauldla
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    AstraMonti wrote: »
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    :P

    An unbeliever? Ready the kindling!


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    #3642
    Ken.
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    #3643
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3644
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    A church offers free wedding. Sees membership triple. Has nothing to do with the fact it's called "The Church of Bacon":

    http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/13/church-of-bacon-sees-rush-of-new-members-after-free-wedding-offer-5389265/
    Church of Bacon, Nine Commandments wrote:
    Be Sceptical.
    Respect Boundaries.
    Normalise Atheists.
    Normalise Religion.
    Have Fun.
    Be Good.
    Be Generous.
    Praise Bacon
    Protest Bias in the Law

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    #3645
    Notavirus.exe
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    robindch wrote: »
    A church offers free wedding. Sees membership triple. Has nothing to do with the fact it's called "The Church of Bacon":

    Unless Communion is in the form of Bacon, I'm not interested.


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    #3646
    Thelomen Toblackai
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    #3647
    Hotblack Desiato
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    looksee wrote: »
    Is that a really obscure reference that I am not getting? because I can see a pic - screenshot thingy of twitter.

    Wasn't working for me last night in 2 different browsers, it is now, but link rot is only a matter of time...

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #3648
    looksee
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    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    Wasn't working for me last night in 2 different browsers, it is now, but link rot is only a matter of time...

    Would there be a cream for that?


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    #3649
    Hotblack Desiato
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    looksee wrote: »
    Would there be a cream for that?

    Too difficult to apply to the cute puppies and kittens typically featured in internet links.

    A spray is available.

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #3650
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #3651
    Ken.
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    robindch wrote: »
    A church offers free wedding. Sees membership triple. Has nothing to do with the fact it's called "The Church of Bacon":

    http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/13/church-of-bacon-sees-rush-of-new-members-after-free-wedding-offer-5389265/

    Anyone looking to get married.

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    #3652
    Pherekydes
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    Shouldn't that cert read "Fryer"?


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    #3653
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Shouldn't that cert read "Fryer"?

    I was going to type that but it has to be serious. http://unitedchurchofbacon.org/perform-weddings/

    How to Get Ordained
    Apply below and we will get back to you quickly. If you are approved, you will get a certificate that you can print and bring to your local clerk’s office. They can direct to whatever other paperwork must be submitted. The United Church of Bacon is a real, legal church. If you get pushback and discrimination, contact us for help.

    Is there a secret to getting approved? Yes! Don’t send in a joke application or one-line answers. Let us get to know you a little. We have great fun with our bacon name, but for legal reasons, please apply only if you actually intend to perform officiant services, and tell us something real about yourself and your aspirations, so that we may consider you seriously. Nearly everyone who puts real thought into their application gets approved.



    Title
    “Officiant”, or write in Friar, Minister, Guru, Imam, Shaman, Rabbi, or another title.

    I went with Friar cause its closest to fryer


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    #3654
    AstraMonti
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    This is probably not exactly funny, but I am so baffled by this. I was reading a local newspaper and then I got to this page..

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    I had to actually google what novenas is. So these people send letters to the paper multiple times with the same thing in order to get their wish granted?

    Ok.. I revert my first comment, this is hilarious.


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    #3655
    Fred Swanson
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    #3656
    Pherekydes
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    AstraMonti wrote: »
    This is probably not exactly funny, but I am so baffled by this. I was reading a local newspaper and then I got to this page..
    I had to actually google what novenas is. So these people send letters to the paper multiple times with the same thing in order to get their wish granted?

    Ok.. I revert my first comment, this is hilarious.

    God reads the novena pages, y'know.


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    #3657
    AstraMonti
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    Sure he does, first thing with his morning dump.


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    #3658
    looksee
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    These are one of the true imponderables of the faithful, in fairness the Catholic Church doesn't approve of them, but still people do it.


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    #3659
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,380 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    If we see a syndicate win the euro millions around near where Astramonti lives then we might try it ourselves.


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    #3660
    PopePalpatine
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    You'd wonder why those prayers are "never known to fail"...perhaps there's something sinister afoot?


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    Fred Swanson
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