The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

Timberrrrrrrr · 17-09-2015 8:59pm

Fred Swanson wrote: »

You have got to wonder how much is made by the papers from publishing these messages.

The gullible have been exploited for centuries, no reason they shouldn't be exploited today.

Worztron · 18-09-2015 8:50am

AstraMonti · 18-09-2015 9:25am

Michael OBrien · 18-09-2015 10:25am

AstraMonti wrote: »

Interesting.. what does 'secret muslim atheist' even mean? It is like the creator of the message ignores facts and simply put two things they hate together, the crocoduck conversion of Lohan.

Cabaal · 18-09-2015 11:17am

Michael OBrien wrote: »

Interesting.. what does 'secret muslim atheist' even mean? It is like the creator of the message ignores facts and simply put two things they hate together, the crocoduck conversion of Lohan.

They believe Mohammed existed but he was talking to himself instead of god?

Nodin · 18-09-2015 11:19am

Michael OBrien wrote: »

Interesting.. what does 'secret muslim atheist' even mean? It is like the creator of the message ignores facts and simply put two things they hate together, the crocoduck conversion of Lohan.

*sigh

robindch · 18-09-2015 11:23am

Dozens Attend Pro Life Protest Outside Teenager’s Bedroom Who Insists On Aborting Sperm

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/03/19/dozens-attend-pro-life-protest-outside-teenagers-bedroom-who-insists-on-aborting-sperm/

Waterford Whispers wrote:

SMALL but vocal protest from a Pro Life group Shut Up, Keep It (SUKI) is taking place outside the bedroom of a 16-year-old transition year student James Hickey. The protest was sparked after word spread to SUKI about Hickey’s intention to abort over 70 million sperm.

“We had heard this unconscionable act was devised earlier this morning when Hickey called in sick to school and began looking up ‘threesomes’ on Pornhub,” head of SUKI Malachi Folan told WWN, “people may mock but this homicidal maniac has to be stopped”. As Hickey made his way from his bedroom across the hall to the bathroom, members of the protest began shouting and jeering the teenager, with one person believed to have spat on the 16-year-old when he returned for the bathroom brandishing lubricant.

“Want not, **** not,” cried the chant of the intimidating crowd as they pawed at Hickey’s bedroom door as he presumably began preparation for aborting his sperm. “I don’t take this decision lightly, but it’s my body and when I get the horn on I’ll watch a bit of porn if I want,” Hickey confirmed to WWN. The delicate procedure was carried out by Hickey several times this morning, with recovery time between abortions believed to be 45 minutes.

joseph brand · 18-09-2015 6:50pm

Michael OBrien wrote: »

Interesting.. what does 'secret muslim atheist' even mean? It is like the creator of the message ignores facts and simply put two things they hate together, the crocoduck conversion of Lohan.

It's a joke.

It also says: Uses Mariguanas.