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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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#4052 19-12-2015 12:47am
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#4053 19-12-2015 9:55am
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Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

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#4054 20-12-2015 12:28am
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Kivaro wrote: »

Mmm, I can make a lot of Jesus toast with that.

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#4055 20-12-2015 2:46am
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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057538714

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#4056 20-12-2015 4:12am
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Orion wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057538714

Why dont people use quran verses? Because I don't know any and you certainly don't either.

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#4057 20-12-2015 10:50am
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Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

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#4058 20-12-2015 11:32am
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Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

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#4059 20-12-2015 12:58pm
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:pac:

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#4060 20-12-2015 4:57pm
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Trent Houseboat wrote: »

OK smart guy, if Christianity evolved from Judaism, how come there's still Jews?

Only just read this, but I am well pissed off, I post the same line in the other forum, about 12 hours after you.

Two lines with the same purpose, evolved independently. Checkmate creationists.

MrP

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#4061 21-12-2015 11:39am
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#4062 22-12-2015 10:18am
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#4064 22-12-2015 11:25am
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Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

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#4065 23-12-2015 10:34am
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#4066 23-12-2015 10:54am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPjmywQjOw8

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#4067 23-12-2015 11:06am
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#4068 23-12-2015 11:37am
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AstraMonti wrote: »

Fear will keep the adherents in line.

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#4069 24-12-2015 10:30am
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Jesus was on the cross. Two other guys were also on crosses. One guy there says to another guy; hey is that the guy that ****ed up your wardrobe? Yes, says the other guy. And it looks like he has made a bollix of the cross also.

Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

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#4070 24-12-2015 10:38am
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#4071 24-12-2015 12:24pm
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Now, girls, here's Angela. Angela is going to tell you about lovemaking! It might sound a little bit ikky, but such is god's wonderfulness that even though it's a little bit ikky, it's actually a little bit nice too!

With premature ejaculation goodness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxgXWHo9jvI

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#4072 24-12-2015 1:04pm
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robindch wrote: »

Now, girls, here's Angela. Angela is going to tell you about lovemaking! It might sound a little bit ikky, but such is god's wonderfulness that even though it's a little bit ikky, it's actually a little bit nice too!

With premature ejaculation goodness.

....I'm going to wash now, and scrub and scrub and scrub till all the wrong is gone from my eyes and ears.

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#4073 24-12-2015 3:29pm
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Nodin wrote: »

....I'm going to wash now, and scrub and scrub and scrub till all the wrong is gone from my eyes and ears.

You aimed it in the wrong direction then .................
And that 'stuff' can sting.

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#4074 24-12-2015 6:22pm
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I got to 1.31 then decided life was too short.

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#4075 24-12-2015 6:30pm
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looksee wrote: »

I got to 1.31 then decided life was too short.

You missed the best part, it escalates really quickly

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#4076 24-12-2015 8:18pm
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AstraMonti wrote: »

You missed the best part, it escalates really quickly

Very, very quickly. Nothing tantric about that.

MrP

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#4077 24-12-2015 8:27pm
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MrPudding wrote: »

Very, very quickly. Nothing tantric about that.

MrP

# - If you're enjoying sex and you know it, that's a sin!

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#4078 25-12-2015 9:38am
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Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

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#4079 26-12-2015 9:55am
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#4080 27-12-2015 1:43pm
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#4081 28-12-2015 10:47am
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