The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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robindch

Cheesecake or Jesuscake? You decide!

http://www.azcentral.com/community/scottsdale/articles/20131225scottsdale-family-cheesecake-crucifix-miracle.html

AZ Central wrote:

A Scottsdale family on Wednesday said their cheesecake is a Christmas miracle.

When they pulled the dessert out of the oven, it cracked as it cooled. According to the family, the cake crack resembles a crucifix.

Family members say they won’t be eating the cheesecake. Instead they plan on selling it and donating the money to a local charity or church.

gaynorvader

robindch wrote: »

Cheesecake or Jesuscake? You decide!

http://www.azcentral.com/community/scottsdale/articles/20131225scottsdale-family-cheesecake-crucifix-miracle.html



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I thought Christians were supposed to eat Jesus?

Gordon

Not sure why they think it's a crucifix, it's obviously the Swedish flag.

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Brian Shanahan

robindch wrote: »

Cheesecake or Jesuscake? You decide!

http://www.azcentral.com/community/scottsdale/articles/20131225scottsdale-family-cheesecake-crucifix-miracle.html

What kind of fecking base are they using for that cake? Looks more like a sponge to me!

robindch

Brian Shanahan wrote: »

Looks more like a sponge to me!

Could be a True Christian cake - rising from the dead on the third day.

pauldla

robindch wrote: »

Could be a True Christian cake - rising from the dead on the third day.

Shouldn't that be rising from the bread? :pac:

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mewso

The cheesecake is a lie.

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Wereghost

From God's Facebook page, always dependable:

ShooterSF

^^^^^
probably turned all of Paul's drinkable water into wine the night before. He gets off on people suffering. The sicko!!

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Genghiz Cohen

Pastafarian Wins Election to Town Board and Takes Oath with a Colander on His Head

Kivaro

If he had the colander on his face, would it have strained his voice during the swearing in?



(Plagiarized from the comments section of the above article).

Hotblack Desiato

At least he didn't have to do a silly ritual, like put his hand on a bible...

recedite

I like the way the registrar is high-fiving him. Respect dude!

Sulla Felix

Brian Shanahan wrote: »

What kind of fecking base are they using for that cake? Looks more like a sponge to me!

I have been known to use a sponge base for my baked cheesecakes

Not G.R

Sulla Felix wrote: »

I have been known to use a sponge base for my baked cheesecakes

The Devil DOES exist! :eek:

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robindch

Christians erect the ten commandments at Oklahoma's Statehouse, so satanists start collecting money for a "7-foot-tall [....] goat-headed Baphomet figure sitting cross-legged on a stone slab, flanked by two smiling children [...] also include quotes from poets Lord Byron and William Blake." Lawmakers in Oklahoma, however, have insisted that the Satanists should not be given the same treatment as Christians.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/06/satanic-temple-unveils-7-foot-goat-headed-baphomet-statue-for-oklahoma-capitol/

Sarky

Dem comments.

kylith

robindch wrote: »

Christians erect the ten commandments at Oklahoma's Statehouse, so satanists start collecting money for a "7-foot-tall [....] goat-headed Baphomet figure sitting cross-legged on a stone slab, flanked by two smiling children [...] also include quotes from poets Lord Byron and William Blake." Lawmakers in Oklahoma, however, have insisted that the Satanists should not be given the same treatment as Christians.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/06/satanic-temple-unveils-7-foot-goat-headed-baphomet-statue-for-oklahoma-capitol/

I think it looks fantastic and would definitely go see it.

Sulla Felix

kylith wrote: »

I think it looks fantastic and would definitely go see it.

Could be a tourism sensation!

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mewso

Liked this comment from Robin's story:-

Jesus was not a zombie, actually. Zombies are unintelligent, possess none of their former personality or abilities, and rot.

Jesus retained his sense of self, and while he kept the injuries he had when he died, he didn't rot any further (or at least no rotting or smell was reported). He also kept all of his supernatural powers, including the ability to ascend bodily into heaven (if the stories are to be believed).

That means that by definition, Jesus was a lich.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lich

Hotblack Desiato

And while reading that story, saw this:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/08/pope-francis-preaches-tolerance-yet-gay-teachers-like-mark-zmuda-get-fired/

Have you heard the one about the gay teacher who was being fired for marrying his male partner, then was told he could possibly stay on if he got a divorce? This may sound like a joke – in theory the church is equally opposed to both divorce and gay marriage – but it was an actual suggestion made to Mark Zmuda, a vice principal at the Eastside Catholic School in Seattle, Washington, who was being forced to resign from his job a few weeks ago when school administrators learned that he is both married and gay.

In fact, just yesterday Eastside Catholic School announced that freelance drama coach Stephanie Merrow, who is engaged to another woman, is “welcome” to continue working at the school. The school is now looking for ways to prevent the Zmuda controversy from happening again.

It's okay, she doesn't have a dick :rolleyes:

AstraMonti

So much fail..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nx1y6ACscM

Btw it's NSFW, strong language.