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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #4562
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Orion wrote: »
    Possibly the steam that rises in the church's toilet :pac:

    Or probably from all their hot air talk. :D

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #4563
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    Churches have toilets now?

    Yeah but the wall between the cubicles is paper thin and there always seems to be some weird old man in the other one insisting on talking to you.


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    #4564
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    Yeah but the wall between the cubicles is paper thin and there always seems to be some weird old man in the other one insisting on talking to you.

    No that's God


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    #4565
    Blackhorse Slim
    Registered Users Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭Blackhorse Slim


    Could be right, I've heard this God fella has mysterious movements


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    #4566
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    395557.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #4567
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    p1kACBP.jpg

    Just in case the image doesn't work... http://imgur.com/gallery/wXgZY


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    #4568
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    Worztron wrote: »
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    #4569
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


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    #4570
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    396097.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #4571
    mikhail
    Registered Users Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭mikhail


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    #4572
    Peregrinus
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    Surely a much more apt response would be to ask why Christians take Saturdays and Sundays off?


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    #4573
    AstraMonti
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    #4574
    Lithium93_
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    #4575
    PMU
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    Lithium93_ wrote: »
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    unicorns?


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    #4576
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,906 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    He didn't. That's why they went extinct. Duuuuh.

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #4577
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,472 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    He starved all the dinosaurs? I mean, I can understand TRex, but there were some harmless leaf munchers.


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    #4578
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    looksee wrote: »
    but there were some harmless leaf munchers.
    Rejected in favour of wood-boring beetles.


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    #4579
    [Deleted User]
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    looksee wrote: »
    He starved all the dinosaurs? I mean, I can understand TRex, but there were some harmless leaf munchers.

    And he saved the Lions, Tigers, Hyenas and other Alpha predators.


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    #4580
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    This is funny; really.

    British police could soon allow Muslim women officers to wear a burka on the beat in a bid to boost recruiting from ethnic minority communities.

    This is undercover policing in the extreme (All puns meant).

    This may or may not be a policewoman:

    78f9cbf9f1e1612405baeb154a58a8e0.jpg


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    #4581
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,497 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    looksee wrote: »
    He starved all the dinosaurs? I mean, I can understand TRex, but there were some harmless leaf munchers.

    Harmless?
    But they eat far too much veg, how was he going to store all that veg :D


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    #4582
    Pawwed Rig
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    And he saved the Lions, Tigers, Hyenas and other Alpha predators.

    Don't forget the sharks. All sea life
    would have been wiped out by dumping that much freshwater on top.


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    #4583
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Don't forget the sharks. All sea life
    would have been wiped out by dumping that much freshwater on top.

    Ye guys are way over-thinking all of this.
    The "God is Good" mantra easily handled all of these anomalies.


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    #4584
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,164 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    looksee wrote: »
    He starved all the dinosaurs? I mean, I can understand TRex, but there were some harmless leaf munchers.

    No, he fed the herbivorous dinos to T Rex and his wife and later T Rex and T Regina starved (or ate each other and then starved).


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    #4585
    [Deleted User]
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    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Don't forget the sharks. All sea life
    would have been wiped out by dumping that much freshwater on top.

    Indeed, especially when you consider the Himalayas also had to be covered


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    #4586
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,555 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Kivaro wrote: »
    Ye guys are way over-thinking all of this.
    The "God is Good" mantra easily handled all of these anomalies.

    With a nice topping if "mysterious ways" on top for good measure.


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    #4587
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,379 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    A quick calculation would indicate that 2,628 tones of krill would have been required to feed the 2 blue whales. 8 people on the ark hmmmmmm

    I love the Noah story. It is a shining example of how willfully stupid people can be


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    #4588
    [Deleted User]
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    True and given the desalination of the sea we must now also factor in every other sea mammal, fish and mollosc.

    ****, I can barely keep an aquarium clean with modern tech


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    #4589
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,472 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Where did all that water come from anyway, and where did it go. Was there like a bathtub plug?


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    #4590
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,555 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    looksee wrote: »
    Where did all that water come from anyway, and where did it go. Was there like a bathtub plug?

    Didn't someone post a convoluted scenario before about "suterrainian" rivers/oceans bubbling up and then receding?


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    #4591
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,379 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Deleted User wrote: »
    True and given the desalination of the sea we must now also factor in every other sea mammal, fish and mollosc.

    ****, I can barely keep an aquarium clean with modern tech

    And plants. The sunlight wouldn't penetrate more than 60 metres or so.
    The pressurised tank to ensure that the deep sea squid don't explode would also be interesting to see given the time period.


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