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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #4862
    [Deleted User]
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    mickoneill31 wrote: »
    I'll enjoy any holiday that gives me an extra day off work. Thank you Easter Bunny.

    And a great excuse for beers


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    #4863
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,472 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    infogiver wrote: »
    You don't need CSI. Jesus died when a Roman soldier plunged his spear into his side.
    I want to wish a very happy and holy Easter to all the posters on A&A who I just know are all at home enjoying this most Christian of Christian holidays!

    That is not correct according to the bible - John 19:33-35 - Jesus was already dead when the soldier stuck a spear in his side.


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    #4864
    [Deleted User]
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    looksee wrote: »
    That is not correct according to the bible - John 19:33-35 - Jesus was already dead when the soldier stuck a spear in his side.

    It was supposed to test if he was dead or not yeah?


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    #4865
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,902 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Never happened

    May or may not but has zero effect on me either way. Or at least it would, were it not for the lackwits who cite a book saying that it's true as proof that that book is true...

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #4866
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,472 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It was supposed to test if he was dead or not yeah?

    Presumably that was why he did it; it says that the soldiers broke the legs of the two thieves on either side, but did not break Jesus' legs as he was already dead.


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    #4867
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    infogiver wrote: »
    You don't need CSI. Jesus died when a Roman soldier plunged his spear into his side.
    I want to wish a very happy and holy Easter to all the posters on A&A who I just know are all at home enjoying this most Christian of Christian holidays!

    You mean the pagan festival of Eostre?


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    #4868
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    infogiver wrote: »
    I want to wish a very happy and holy Easter to all the posters on A&A who I just know are all at home enjoying this most Christian of Christian holidays!
    And where else would we be, given that all the nation's bloody pubs are closed?


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    #4869
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,472 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Mod: OK folks - and I am as bad as the rest of ye, lets get back to the funnies :D


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    #4870
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Easter-card.jpg


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    #4871
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,555 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


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    #4872
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


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    #4873
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHVRVFslme8


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    #4874
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    414749.gif

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #4875
    robindch
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    #4876
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,902 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Gebgbegb wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHVRVFslme8

    That linked to this which I hadn't seen before. Spot on impersonation of Dawkins:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwQ-_g8KuHI

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #4877
    silverharp
    Registered Users Posts: 18,336 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    C9mmpZJUAAEGQul.jpg

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #4878
    pauldla
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    infogiver wrote: »
    You don't need CSI. Jesus died when a Roman soldier plunged his spear into his side.
    I want to wish a very happy and holy Easter to all the posters on A&A who I just know are all at home enjoying this most Christian of Christian holidays!

    You should probably read your NT again. ;)


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    #4879
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    t'would be funnier if it was less true

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    #4880
    d22ontour
    Registered Users Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭d22ontour


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    #4881
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    415395.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #4882
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,902 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    http://ifiplayer.ie/irish-catholic-church-insurance

    "Can I have a fire, theft and paedophilia policy please"


    Also this:

    http://ifiplayer.ie/radharc-manners-in-church/

    Think the tall chinny fella is Don Cockburn the RTE news reader.

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #4883
    silverharp
    Registered Users Posts: 18,336 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    C-fLrZfVYAAaz56.jpg

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #4884
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


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    #4885
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    416031.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #4886
    pauldla
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


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    #4887
    tricky D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,700 ✭✭✭tricky D


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    #4888
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    416595.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #4889
    silverharp
    Registered Users Posts: 18,336 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    C_JHjkvVYAARAsK.jpg

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #4890
    pauldla
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    18198571_888303491309858_8030321510815721449_n.jpg?oh=9726fbdf8fefa603be369fb812a1195f&oe=597867E9

    (Stolen from YLYL)


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    #4891
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    417284.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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