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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Greggs is a bakery chain which makes and sells sausage rolls.

    Greggs recognizes and celebrates christmas.

    Greggs decided to connect the two.

    Lossage ensues.

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/nov/16/christian-greggs-sausage-roll-jesus-bakery-chain

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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    silverharp wrote: »
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    Completly off topic, but i am really looking forward to his new show.

    MrP


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,901 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    robindch wrote: »
    Greggs is a bakery chain which makes and sells sausage rolls.

    Greggs recognizes and celebrates christmas.

    Greggs decided to connect the two.

    I don't see what the problem is :p some people just have no sense of humour

    Like these guys:

    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/offbeat/bakery-apologises-for-swapping-jesus-for-sausage-roll-1.3294080
    Please boycott @GreggsOfficial to protest against its sick anti-Christian Advent Calendar. What cowards these people are: we all know that they would never dare insult other religions! They should donate every penny of their profits to @salvationarmyuk https://t.co/tAV7CRP7WM
    — Simon Richards (@simplysimontfa) November 15, 2017

    Out of interest do you think the people at Greggs understand that Jesus was Jewish and serving up a pork sausage roll in the manger is unbelievably inappropriate?
    — Beth Rosenberg (@bethvaughan15) November 13, 2017


    Simon Richards, chief executive of the Freedom Association called for the public to boycott the bakery and claimed the advent calendar was "sick" and "anti-Christian".

    He tweeted "Please boycott @GreggsOfficial to protest against its sick anti-Christian advent calendar. What cowards these people are: we all know that they would never dare insult other religions! They should donate every penny of their profits to @salvationarmyuk"

    Rev Mark Edwards, a vicar in Brunswick, UK, also called for boycott of the chain. He told chroniclelive.co.uk: "Perhaps we should vote with our feet - perhaps we should say, don’t go to Greggs."

    Some 'freedom association" that is! Freedom for everyone to do and say things that Simon thinks are OK. :rolleyes:

    As for people voting with their feet, I think if the vicar is honest with himself he'll realise where the voting with (lack of) feet is really going on.

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Sausage roll in a manger? Pfft, lightweights

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    robindch wrote: »
    Greggs is a bakery chain which makes and sells sausage rolls.
    Lossage ensues
    Pork is inappropriate though.
    A tiny cheeseburger would have been OK. The baby cheesus.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    recedite wrote: »
    Pork is inappropriate though.
    A tiny cheeseburger would have been OK. The baby cheesus.

    Some genuis on Twitter pointed out that "Lord Jesus" spelled backwards is "Susejd Rol" (pronounce it), and since Hebrew is read right-to-left, Greggs were just praising in their own special way) :D


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    seamus wrote: »
    Some genuis on Twitter pointed out that "Lord Jesus" spelled backwards is "Susejd Rol" (pronounce it) [...]
    Some people have way, way too much time on their hands :rolleyes:

    More twitterfluff on Greggs here:

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/these-tweets-about-greggs-replacing-jesus-with-a-sausage


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,103 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    robindch wrote: »
    Greggs is a bakery chain which makes and sells sausage rolls.

    Greggs recognizes and celebrates christmas.

    Greggs decided to connect the two.

    Lossage ensues.

    Be far worse if they had a tasty looking baby jesus in there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    Odhinn wrote: »
    Be far worse if they had a tasty looking baby jesus in there.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    And finally, here's Bob Katter - an independent Australian politician who does not like same-sex marriage.

    Here he is last week, doing a Bilbo-meeting-Frodo-at-Rivendell thing, where he explains that the government should spend less time looking into the issue of equality for its citizens, and more time looking into attacks on the peace-loving citizens of Queensland by crocodile.



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Moderators Posts: 51,792 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,103 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    Was watching a programme once about the Foriegn legion. All the units in the base had to put up a crib at christmas and a competition was held to decide the best one, which was put up by (I think )the mountain warfare unit. which had a baby jesus in shades with his military kit on, flying down a mounstainside on skis with a fag in his gob.

    (sort of an example)
    https://www.google.ie/search?q=foreign+legion+cribs+at+christmas&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjojb-85d7XAhWeF8AKHQSbAUQQ_AUICigB&biw=1536&bih=831&dpr=1.25#imgrc=tmLcycQMDSGihM:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 9,047 CMod ✭✭✭✭CabanSail


    robindch wrote: »
    And finally, here's Bob Katter - an independent Australian politician who does not like same-sex marriage.

    Here he is last week, doing a Bilbo-meeting-Frodo-at-Rivendell thing, where he explains that the government should spend less time looking into the issue of equality for its citizens, and more time looking into attacks on the peace-loving citizens of Queensland by crocodile.


    Bob Katter is "a character" alright. I used to really dislike him as I took what he said seriously. He is quite often playing to his audience and taking the piss. Many years ago he said that there were no homosexuals in his electorate.

    You can see in that clip he was half laughing when he made that statement. The real issue is, of course, crocodile attacks on same sex honeymoon couples.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,332 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    Cant argue with the maths....

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    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • Registered Users Posts: 18,332 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    Not sure if I approve or disapprove but epic trolling either way

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    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Blackfriars Priory School in Adelaide, South Australia commissioned a sculptor to sculpt a statue of St. Martin de Porres holding a loaf of bread.

    Unfortunately, the school quickly ran into problems after the unveiling of the erection:

    http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/blackfriars-priory-schools-new-statue-has-unsavoury-taste-causing-a-flurry-of-comments-on-social-media/news-story/9eafc78d4dd62508df49e8efe0e407f2

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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    silverharp wrote: »
    ^^

    am I guilty of wrong think?

    Yep, Don't you dare laugh at Islam on this thread,
    Christianity fire away tho, It's PROGRESSIVE to sneer at it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    Yep, Don't you dare laugh at Islam on this thread,
    Christianity fire away tho, It's PROGRESSIVE to sneer at it.

    I wnet back a mere 5 pages and found posts on Judaism, mormonism and yes, even Islam.

    Dial in the faux outrage!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    M5 wrote: »
    I wnet back a mere 5 pages and found posts on Judaism, mormonism and yes, even Islam.

    Dial in the faux outrage!

    With about 2 thanks on the Islam jokes and 50+ on the Catholic ones .


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    With about 2 thanks on the Islam jokes and 50+ on the Catholic ones .

    The islam ones weren't as funny?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    M5 wrote: »
    The islam ones weren't as funny?

    people are afraid.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    people are afraid.

    Nope, the other jokes are just funnier!

    FYI anything old testament applies to Islam also. You may want to revisit your statistics

    Not very funny this conversation, probably against the charter.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    people are afraid.

    Rubbish. Very difficult to please everyone, but Jesus and Mo usually manage to cover most bases ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    It goes back to Dara O'Briain's explanation about why he takes the piss out of Christianity, but not about Islam - because few of us know enough about the nitty-gritty of Islam to be amused by satire.

    Case in point:

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    I remember seeing this as a teenager and thinking it was just one of those crazy abstract Larson cartoons that I didn't get. It was more than a decade before I actually understood it, and even then just found it mildly amusing; because the basis for the cartoon is not something I had a constant exposure to.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    seamus wrote: »
    It goes back to Dara O'Briain's explanation about why he takes the piss out of Christianity, but not about Islam - because few of us know enough about the nitty-gritty of Islam to be amused by satire.

    Case in point:

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    I remember seeing this as a teenager and thinking it was just one of those crazy abstract Larson cartoons that I didn't get. It was more than a decade before I actually understood it, and even then just found it mildly amusing; because the basis for the cartoon is not something I had a constant exposure to.

    Dara O Bhrian is afraid to mock Islam as he would most likely be murdered.
    He speaks of plenty of things in his show that aren't uniquely Irish like the classic Irish catholic upbringing so it's a lame excuse.


    Anyway, just to somehow get back on topic
    This is probably my favourite parody twitter account right now:

    https://twitter.com/ThatBloke_Jesus/status/924632342219640832


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