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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #5222
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5223
    smacl
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    Looking for a scary movie this Christmas? There's nun better than this

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    #5224
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5225
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5226
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5227
    quintana76
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    It's permanent Halloween in a certain religion. Those burkas are a daily celebration and reminder of the hallowed eve. Mo must have been a fan.


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    #5228
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5230
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5231
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5232
    smacl
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    A couple of seasonal ones from xkcd

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    #5233
    Hotblack Desiato
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    I like xkcd but those two are just not funny in the slightest. Sorry.

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #5234
    AstraMonti
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    I think this is more sad, than funny, but it has its dark comical side as well.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nq0NrNRnJk


    This happened some time in August in Greece, where the "magical" holy mary illustration "randomly" beats up unclean people. We have failed as species. It's almost 2018 ffs.


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    #5235
    recedite
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    50 euro says my unclean steel dustbin lid can beat that armoured painting in a fight :pac:


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    #5236
    oscarBravo
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    Could go equally well in the "fruitcakes" thread:

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    silverharp
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    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #5238
    Worztron
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    Worztron
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    silverharp
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    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #5241
    Worztron
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    #5242
    Lithium93_
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    christ.bmp


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    #5243
    Worztron
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    #5244
    AstraMonti
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    This thread. https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057834242/1/#post105951573

    What makes it more funny for me, is that I have absolutely no idea if they are serious or not.


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    #5245
    Lithium93_
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    AstraMonti wrote: »
    This thread. https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057834242/1/#post105951573

    What makes it more funny for me, is that I have absolutely no idea if they are serious or not.

    Has to be a piss take, a very well crafted piss take.


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    #5246
    robindch
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    AstraMonti wrote: »
    This thread. https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057834242/1/#post105951573
    When crosslinking to another forum, it's considered polite to include a link in the remote thread, just so that people contributing there can also contribute to the local post here.

    Thanking youze.


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    #5247
    Worztron
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    #5248
    Cabaal
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    AstraMonti wrote: »
    This thread. https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057834242/1/#post105951573

    What makes it more funny for me, is that I have absolutely no idea if they are serious or not.

    My question was a honest one, but sadly its been derailed by one particular poster. There was however some honest replys which were refreshing in that they were from Christians/Catholics who see no problems with contraception.


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    #5249
    quickbeam
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    Cabaal wrote: »
    My question was a honest one, but sadly its been derailed by one particular poster. There was however some honest replys which were refreshing in that they were from Christians/Catholics who see no problems with contraception.

    In fairness, some people (myself included) have been egging him on a bit, so you can't really blame him for derailing it.


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    #5250
    AstraMonti
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    robindch wrote: »
    When crosslinking to another forum, it's considered polite to include a link in the remote thread, just so that people contributing there can also contribute to the local post here.

    Thanking youze.

    Apologies, will do so on the next occurrence.
    Cabaal wrote: »
    My question was a honest one, but sadly its been derailed by one particular poster. There was however some honest replys which were refreshing in that they were from Christians/Catholics who see no problems with contraception.

    I 've no doubts about your good will. What left me surprised were the responses and knowing some religious people I couldn't figure if they were being serious or not. Your original question is indeed a very serious one, we 're in 2018 for the love of condoms :)


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    #5251
    Hector Savage
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    AstraMonti wrote: »
    This thread. https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057834242/1/#post105951573

    What makes it more funny for me, is that I have absolutely no idea if they are serious or not.


    Comedy gold , it gets better and better as I read it

    Some gems :
    Of course she is entitled to have sexual relations with her husband.
    We are entitled to sexual activity which befits us as God's children. This means that the full ejaculation of the male must be deposited in the female. This naturally bans all sexual activity which results in the spillage of the ejaculation.
    What about anal sex?
    Absolutely forbidden. This is the crime which cries out to the high heavens for Vengence.
    The full ejaculation must be deposited in the vagina.
    Remember, your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit.
    Oral sex is forbidden for it conforms to base animal instincts. I said that the FULL ejaculation must be deposited in the female vagina. You, as a son of God must rise above your animal nature, and become a co worker with Almighty God in His divine plan for procreation.


    But as mentioned, this user must be taking the piss!!!


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