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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    mikhail wrote: »
    I wonder if the Catholics who give out about satirists lampooning them more often than other religions are the same Catholics who insist that this is a predominantly Catholic country and the religion should therefore have a special place in our schools, legal system and hospitals?

    Definitely not.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    silverharp wrote: »

    Fair play to Bill Maher, no doubt he got lots of abuse from the "Progressive" left over this ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    ^^^^

    Worz that's the funniest one you've put up in a while. My guffaws have disturbed the receptionist.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage




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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    I hope when the Pope visits Dublin next August he gives a speech as legendary as JP II did back in '79


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,900 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Shamelessly stolen from the AH 'sex party' thread :p

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    I hope when the Pope visits Dublin next August he gives a speech as legendary as JP II did back in '79
    "And do ye see dese little white round tings I'm after pullin' from me pocket? Well, dere's one of dem for everybody in d'audience! Dat's how ye do tings over here, innit!?"

    *cheering*


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Shamelessly stolen from the AH 'sex party' thread :p

    Great f*ckin thread!! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,103 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    Comedy gold , it gets better and better as I read it

    Some gems :
    The full ejaculation must be deposited in the vagina.


    I'm suprised that they don't offer some mechanical system of delivery, just to make sure all of A makes it to B.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Odhinn wrote: »
    I'm suprised that they don't offer some mechanical system of delivery, just to make sure all of A makes it to B.

    Started watching 'The Good place' with my youngest a couple of weeks back, and it reminds be a bit of the other forum. You just can't say fork or call bullshirt when you really need to ;)



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Squall Leonhart


    Don't know if it's funny or sad!



  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Don't know if it's funny or sad!

    In a sad way, it's funny.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 48,990 ✭✭✭✭Lithium93_


    Figured this was appropriate, what with it being Lent and people giving up bad habits and all that jazz.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 48,990 ✭✭✭✭Lithium93_


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite




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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭nozzferrahhtoo


    Lithium93_ wrote: »
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    I have always enjoyed imagining the conversation they had when including the virgins.

    "Lets tell them they will get a virgin in the after life!"
    "Come on, this is like all eternity, she is not gonna be a virgin for long"
    "Ok give them 72"
    "Yeah thatll be enough".

    Seems a real failure in imagination there somewhere. They also do not appear to have considered the 72 mothers in law. Also does it actually say anywhere what gender these virgins will be? Something tells me that the sad little hateful loners who blow themselves to kill innocents are themselves virgins and the virgins waiting for them are their peers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 48,990 ✭✭✭✭Lithium93_


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


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  • Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 28,803 Mod ✭✭✭✭oscarBravo


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    What are the two types of weather in Islamic countries?

    It's either Sunni or Shi'ite.

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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