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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #5582
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,570 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    The cleansing of the temple was biblical roid rage


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    #5583
    [Deleted User]
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    Fasting without water was to get shredded


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    #5584
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


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    #5585
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,893 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Missing a fullstop after the second word :)

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #5586
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5587
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    ^ Pretty sure that's Pope Pio watching, not Jesus.


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    #5588
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,746 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    recedite wrote: »
    ^ Pretty sure that's Pope Pio watching, not Jesus.
    Padre Pio allegedly bled from his hands whereas Jebus allegedly had holes from the nails


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    #5589
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Seth Brundle wrote: »
    Padre Pio allegedly bled from his hands whereas Jebus allegedly had holes from the nails

    Yep, I do seem to remember an old school joke wherein Jesus is trying to scrounge a malteser from Pointious Pilate while on the cross and having some difficulty catching it :)


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    #5590
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5591
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5592
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


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    #5593
    silverharp
    Registered Users Posts: 18,324 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1119677112967995392

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #5594
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


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    #5595
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,497 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    evolving_doors wrote: »
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    The 2 male antelopes are also a problem 🙂


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    #5596
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5597
    1hnr79jr65
    Registered Users Posts: 916 ✭✭✭1hnr79jr65


    Generic
    Opportunistic
    Deity

    Jews
    Eviscerated
    Suspected
    Usurping
    Syrian


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    #5598
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5599
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


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    #5600
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5601
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,893 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


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    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #5602
    TempPeck
    Registered Users Posts: 135 ✭✭TempPeck


    The VelociPastor (2019) - Feature Film Trailer 01

    Actual trailer for the upcoming feature-film adaptation of something that was once a fake trailer. Coming August 2019.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yAjPUhIkdo&fbclid=IwAR1ri0HCkA5qV99HJP88VN7R6TEwvzcyKKaD2_B-a_gLoctJ5XUU-Mx9gaQ


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    #5603
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    I'm posting this here firstly because my missus was in stitches reading it and secondly because in my opinion it is so farcical it doesn't deserve further discussion. Myself and herself have a bet to see how many votes this prize tulip manages, what do you think?

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    #5604
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,746 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    "A live birth before abortion protects from breast cancer"
    "Pre-term birth risk increases after abortion"
    "Abortion even with ultrasound has resulted in death"

    Is this eejit on drugs?


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    #5605
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Seth Brundle wrote: »
    "A live birth before abortion protects from breast cancer"
    "Pre-term birth risk increases after abortion"
    "Abortion even with ultrasound has resulted in death"

    Is this eejit on drugs?

    I saw the bit about Irish death camps initially and was wondering whether it was a reference to Tuam or one of the other Catholic run mother and baby homes. How wrong was I? :pac:


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    #5606
    The high horse brigade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭The high horse brigade


    Holy **** o_0


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    #5607
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Seth Brundle wrote: »
    Is this eejit on drugs?
    If wildly inaccurate information were a drug, one could certainly suggest that he is.


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    #5608
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


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    #5609
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,893 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Seth Brundle wrote: »
    Is this eejit on drugs?

    The end bit is basically saying "vote for me and avoid hellfire"

    A new angle in Irish politics.

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #5610
    Odhinn
    Registered Users Posts: 8,103 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    Seth Brundle wrote: »
    "A live birth before abortion protects from breast cancer"
    "Pre-term birth risk increases after abortion"
    "Abortion even with ultrasound has resulted in death"

    Is this eejit on drugs?




    He's the eejit who had the website that resembled the HSE one
    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/anti-abortion-activist-launches-new-website-following-injunction-1.3798132


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    #5611
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,752 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Odhinn wrote: »

    Herself reckons he'll get 666 votes in the election, she could be onto something :)


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