The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

Hotblack Desiato

smacl wrote: »

Brilliant, where do I send the dry cleaning bill for the spilt wine? ��

Say the right prayer backwards and turn it into water.

Hotblack Desiato

Enjoy the couple of days off son. See you on Sunday.

- God

Worztron

smacl

robindch

smacl

Igotadose

Myth v. Myth

Hotblack Desiato

Dictionary of Christianese

Some funny stuff in there.

I didn't know that "Thank you Lord for my smokin' hot wife" was a thing. :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTRSkrEqifU&t=46s

oscarBravo

"In Jesus' name, boogity boogity boogity, amen."

Worztron

robindch

I believe from Yuval Noah Harari's "Sapiens: a Brief History of Humankind"

Igotadose

Worztron

ohnonotgmail

someone reminded me of this today. I wasn't sure where to put it but I find it funny as hell so here will do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5PLf-2FYIM

Igotadose

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

someone reminded me of this today. I wasn't sure where to put it but I find it funny as hell so here will do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5PLf-2FYIM

Damn. Hilarious. Didn't know what Onan's sin was till I heard this loon sing about it.

Bannasidhe

Igotadose wrote: »

Damn. Hilarious. Didn't know what Onan's sin was till I heard this loon sing about it.

Story is the author and all round wit Dorothy Parker named her pet bird Onan simply so when asked why she could reply "because he spills his seed upon the ground".

Hotblack Desiato

lunatic

He's probably disappointed Obama didn't bring about World War 3

Igotadose

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Story is the author and all round wit Dorothy Parker named her pet bird Onan simply so when asked why she could reply "because he spills his seed upon the ground".

Stop I can't stop laughing about this. Dorothy Parker's bird! *howl*

:D:D

smacl

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Story is the author and all round wit Dorothy Parker named her pet bird Onan simply so when asked why she could reply "because he spills his seed upon the ground".

In a similar vein, I recall members of the Iona institute regularly being referred to as Ionanists around here

robindch

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

someone reminded me of this today. I wasn't sure where to put it but I find it funny as hell so here will do.

The eternal fires of Perdition are not enough to cleanse my ears after listening to that.

Armaged' 'ndeed.

ohnonotgmail

robindch wrote: »

The eternal fires of Perdition are not enough to cleanse my ears after listening to that.

Armaged' 'ndeed.

maybe this will help

Cabaal

Lithium93_

smacl

robindch

Somebody within Facebook seems to have noticed a new means of increasing "engagement":

https://twitter.com/MattNavarra/status/1400372011273162752

Snopes says that this is genuine, with a spokesperson sending over the following:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/facebook-prayer-request-posts/

Facebook wrote:

In December, we started testing a feature in the U.S. to give people the option of requesting prayer from their Facebook Group. We made the default setting off, which means the group admin must first switch it on for members to use it. Once a prayer request has been posted, group members can choose to indicate they’ve prayed, react, leave a comment, or send a private message. During the COVID-19 pandemic, we’ve seen many faith and spirituality communities using our services to connect, so we’re starting to explore new tools to support them.

Cabaal

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-suffolk-57363750

ohnonotgmail

Cabaal wrote: »

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-suffolk-57363750

Really odd that they depict Eve with a really bad boob job

Hotblack Desiato

Adam's mickey job is presumably even worse

Worztron

Worztron