The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

Bannasidhe

Neyite wrote: »

Behold the Txtspk Bible

DIS iz d 1st bible in d wrld n Txtspk eng. Millions of people, students, scholars, pastors, missionaries, & laypersons alike, hav trusted Txtspk Bible, learning frm it & applying it 2 d challenges of thR daily lives. d Txtspk Bible adds insight 2 d gr8 King James Version of d Bible, az U rED d wrd of God.

Getting down wiv the kidz Innit?

KILL IT!!!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

plz. dat wd b gr8. tnx.

Knex*

Jesus - Bebo Bible Stunnah 0k36AD

Cabaal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUrMcQ3ro0E

recedite

That reminds me of the excellent voice-over commentary on the various tribes to be found at a Vatican ceremony, "A New Pope". Worth seeing again I'm sure;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ9sJVJMiYM

robindch

^^^ That video appeared up on catholic.ie about fifteen minutes after somebody forgot to renew the domain which now belongs to/used by countmeout.ie.

Meanwhile, here's a joke.

Delirium

God pesters the popey one while he's giving a speech/sermon :pac:

Worztron

wp_rathead

Screenshot of tweet i laughed out loud at in a cafe just there

Knex*

God on Facebook says:

DazMarz

wp_rathead

♥ Bo Burnham

His song "From the Perspective of God" is brilliant

Worztron

LeinsterDub

Worztron wrote: »

You see what he did was create a local variable called light on day one but then realised light was required else where in the universe so he moved it to a separate class on day 4 for reuse .

Classica agile universe development skills

Lingua Franca

CramCycle

Lingua Franca wrote: »

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

Reminded me of this,

Sincerely

Religious serial killer

Worztron

Festy

My favourite comedian

Kivaro

Adamantium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55h1FO8V_3w

Worztron

Worztron

bnt

(The author is a Christian cartoonist who has a keen eye for some of the absurdities surrounding Christianity in America e.g. "pet blessing".)

Turtwig

Wait a mo, is that comic serious or taking the piss?

Worztron

kiffer

Jernal wrote: »

Wait a mo, is that comic serious or taking the piss?

Can't it be both?

bnt

Jernal wrote: »

Wait a mo, is that comic serious or taking the piss?

Try the author's About page for some background, if you like. I think he's one of those "progressive" types who doesn't agree with bible literalism. For example, here he rips the snot out of the "war on Christmas".

robindch

Can't remember -- did this one get posted recently?

Anyhow, somewhat surprisingly, the mormon church has declared a War on ****.

Do you know somebody who masturbates? Have you ever masturbated yourself? Quick, feel guilty about it, go find a priest and tell him! There's a helpful guide on what exactly to avoid here.


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/02/1274459/-BYU-encourages-students-to-rat-each-other-out-for-touching-themselves-down-there
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/22/1279622/-Mormons-Declare-War-on-Masturbation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhxv-lcChGM

But seriously, a war on ****? The entire mormon church could self-destruct.

Obliq

This part is a little worrying - "As one meets with his Priesthood Leader, a program for overcoming masturbation can be implemented using some of the suggestions which follow. Remember it is essential that a regular report program be agreed on, so progress can be recognized and failures understood and eliminated. "

Cabaal

Lets take a quick look at all the cultures that overlap when it comes to the creation story and the flood as taken from the christian bible.




Now, lets see where they are located



It no doubt does suggest that some sort of event did happen in earths past history, but is the bible the one true story...hell no.

Seems more likely it happened to a much older culture and then got carried around the place.

Turtwig

So what you're saying is, Creationism is true?