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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,092 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


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    It's like the blaxploitation version of the Human Centipede.

    Her in front is getting the highest quality nutrition, those behind, less so...

    In Cavan there was a great fire / Judge McCarthy was sent to inquire / It would be a shame / If the nuns were to blame / So it had to be caused by a wire.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,092 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    pauldla wrote: »
    Sorry, I thought we were giving the name and date of last romantic dalliance.

    O_o

    There are catholic clergy getting more action with consenting adults than that :p

    In Cavan there was a great fire / Judge McCarthy was sent to inquire / It would be a shame / If the nuns were to blame / So it had to be caused by a wire.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,768 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,768 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,768 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,768 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,421 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    atheistmemebase looks into christianity.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    A game about nazi super soldiers in an alternative history line where germany wins world war 2 and what do they set their goals on?

    http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=261990217

    think big guys

    think big

    (in other words easter egg in wolfenstein pokes fun at creationists)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


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    Pic is a fake. Been doing the rounds for a while.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,768 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Nodin wrote: »
    Pic is a fake. Been doing the rounds for a while.

    Still goes on though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Still goes on though.


    Yes, but not in the supposed manner shown in the picture, which is the point. There are enough faults within Islam without people having to make them up.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,421 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Best use of the phrase "Hello, mummy" you'll hear all day:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,768 ✭✭✭Worztron


    snip

    MOD NOTE:
    Not funny in the least.

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Worztron wrote: »
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    Probably a big hit in the convent.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,789 ✭✭✭Mark Hamill


    Worztron wrote: »
    snip

    What part of that is supposed to be funny?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


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  • Registered Users Posts: 79 ✭✭Bloe Joggs


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    It looks like the Koran may have started out as a carpet catalogue that got out of control....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    This almost had me in tears laughing

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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    What part of that is supposed to be funny?
    None.

    Worztron, this thread is for (even remotely) funny images etc, not just Islam bashing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,768 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Dades wrote: »
    None.

    Worztron, this thread is for (even remotely) funny images etc, not just Islam bashing.

    How was that islam bashing? He was a pedo. It's funny how that part is generally whitewashed.

    Removing my image smacks of censorship.

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,768 ✭✭✭Worztron


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,421 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Worztron wrote: »
    How was that islam bashing? He was a pedo. It's funny how that part is generally whitewashed. Removing my image smacks of censorship.
    The thread title is "The Funny Side of Religion". While the image you posted may or may not have been historically accurate, there was nothing remotely funny about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    Worztron wrote: »
    How was that islam bashing? He was a pedo. It's funny how that part is generally whitewashed.

    Removing my image smacks of censorship.

    If I posted a picture of 6 severed heads and a bag of crisps, would their removal for not being funny amount to censorship?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Worztron wrote: »
    It's funny how that part is generally whitewashed.
    So that was the funny bit?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,768 ✭✭✭Worztron


    robindch wrote: »
    The thread title is "The Funny Side of Religion". While the image you posted may or may not have been historically accurate, there was nothing remotely funny about it.

    It is accurate, their own silly book even says it.
    Gbear wrote: »
    If I posted a picture of 6 severed heads and a bag of crisps, would their removal for not being funny amount to censorship?

    That picture would have no relevance to religion.
    Dades wrote: »
    So that was the funny bit?

    Why ignore the other parts of my post?

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 28,826 Mod ✭✭✭✭oscarBravo


    Worztron wrote: »
    It is accurate, their own silly book even says it.
    It wasn't funny. It was off-topic for a humour thread. Why are you flogging this dead horse?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,258 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Worztron wrote: »
    It is accurate, their own silly book even says it.



    That picture would have no relevene to religion.



    Why ignore the other parts of my post?


    I don't think anyone wants to directly censor you, we all know that what you posted is true according to the book. More precisely, the image itself is not funny, so does not really belong in this particular thread.
    Surely it'd be more a Hazards of Religion post or similar?


  • Moderators Posts: 51,900 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Worztron wrote: »
    How was that islam bashing? He was a pedo. It's funny how that part is generally whitewashed.

    Removing my image smacks of censorship.

    The image you posted didn't convey that. The only possible "punch-line" was that it was funny he was having sex with a 9 year old.

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,768 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    I don't think anyone wants to directly censor you, we all know that what you posted is true according to the book. More precisely, the image itself is not funny, so does not really belong in this particular thread.
    Surely it'd be more a Hazards of Religion post or similar?

    There are numerous unfunny posts on this thread but they will never be removed.
    Dades wrote: »
    So that was the funny bit?
    SW wrote: »
    The image you posted didn't convey that. The only possible "punch-line" was that it was funny he was having sex with a 9 year old.

    Funny has more than one meaning.

    e.g. "difficult to explain or understand; strange or curious."

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Moderators Posts: 51,900 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,800 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Worztron wrote: »
    There are numerous unfunny posts on this thread but they will never be removed.

    Humour is personal, what one person will laugh at another might find offensive. I'm not easily offended, and am easily enough amused, but found the last bunch of posts by yourself and lucifer morningstar to be a pretty píss poor dig at Islam, which came across as pretty bitter and humourless.

    Plenty of opportunity on other threads to reasonably highlight the many problems with Islam, but I come to this thread in the hope of a smile rather than a scowl.

    Don't give up the day job.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,421 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Worztron wrote: »
    It is accurate, their own silly book even says it.
    Uh, that's a defense in a forum for atheists and agnostics?

    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,768 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,768 ✭✭✭Worztron


    smacl wrote: »
    Humour is personal, what one person will laugh at another might find offensive. I'm not easily offended, and am easily enough amused, but found the last bunch of posts by yourself and lucifer morningstar to be a pretty píss poor dig at Islam, which came across as pretty bitter and humourless.

    Plenty of opportunity on other threads to reasonably highlight the many problems with Islam, but I come to this thread in the hope of a smile rather than a scowl.

    Don't give up the day job.

    You'd want to re-look at my last bunch of posts. Most were not even about islam.
    robindch wrote: »
    Uh, that's a defense in a forum for atheists and agnostics?

    Perhaps that's the only accurate thing within its pages. ;)

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Jesus Christ, some people are so damn touchy. Every religion deserves to be mocked and ridiculed, and yes that even includes Islam which is even bigger BS than Christianity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    This one gave me a laugh, maybe they were flooded because God is unhappy with the church leaders? Has as much evidence.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/serbia/10850219/Conchita-Wurst-caused-Balkan-floods-after-Eurovision-win-say-church-leaders.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,768 ✭✭✭Worztron


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    This woman's stupidity is hilarious:



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,421 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    ^^^ The stupid is strong in that one. Very strong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Standman


    yeppydeppy wrote: »
    This woman's stupidity is hilarious:


    "the waterways in Ireland... and the streams, are contaminated with the eestregens from the contraceptive pills".

    Shes right! Every day thousands of eestregens are being tossed haphazardly into not only the waterways, but also the streams.

    Well said.


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