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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #782
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #783
    Delirium
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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #784
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


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    #785
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Pope Frank talks hard and straight:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn-sCvQG1i0

    Pope Frank wrote:
    "I make a heartfelt appeal to the international community to support every initiative on behalf of dialogue and harmony. A heart full of longing for possession is a heart empty of God. For this, Jesus many times chastised the rich because the risk for them to seek security in the wealth of this world is high. In this dick, uh, in this case the providence of God is made visible as gesture of solidarity."

    Hey, how come he's allowed to wear a hat at the Vatican?


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    #786
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    robindch wrote: »
    Pope Frank talks hard and straight:



    Hey, how come he's allowed to wear a hat at the Vatican?

    He's the capo di tutti capi.


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    #787
    pauldla
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    Nodin wrote: »
    He's the capo di tutti capi.

    So he's allowed the cap di tutti caps.


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    #788
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    pauldla wrote: »
    So he's allowed the cap di tutti caps.

    and he views the tutti frutti caps with love as long as they are not flaunted.


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    #789
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


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    #790
    robindch
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    #791
    Cabaal
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    Taken from Simpsons St Patricks Day episode where there's a parade

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    #792
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #793
    Turtwig
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    He didn't make you gay. You have free will. You chose to be gay.

    :pac:


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    #794
    norrie rugger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    He made you able to be able to chose to be gay, and hates you for it


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    #795
    AstraMonti
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    #796
    Sulla Felix
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    Well... damn. :pac:


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    #797
    kylith
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    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    and he views the tutti frutti caps with love as long as they are not flaunted.

    Mmmmmm, tutti frutti..

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    #798
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #799
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    Worztron wrote: »
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    My mother told me about teen dances back in her day (the mid '60's) where you'd have old women walking around with rulers enforcing that gap.

    A lot different in my day (the late '90's) where if you went to the right (I use that term loosely) disco you'd get what pretty much amounted to a porn act shoved in your face.


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    #800
    norrie rugger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    the nuns just wanted to see the lads growing bulges is all


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    #801
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    norrie rugger wrote: »
    the nuns just wanted to see the lads growing bulges is all

    They weren't nuns doing that in my mother's case, they were her parents' neighbours, most of them married women.


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    #802
    norrie rugger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    Early version cougars??


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    #803
    robindch
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    #804
    Links234
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    #805
    TwoShedsJackson
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    Brian Shanahan wrote: »
    My mother told me about teen dances back in her day (the mid '60's) where you'd have old women walking around with rulers enforcing that gap.

    A lot different in my day (the late '90's) where if you went to the right (I use that term loosely) disco you'd get what pretty much amounted to a porn act shoved in your face.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE-5Ye15PVY


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    #806
    Sonics2k
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    Worztron wrote: »
    God makes you Gay pic

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEGQ42RFfhg


    I do love Jim Jeffries, and he sums up God so very very well. Highly NSFW and he does swear a lot, but he's an Aussie so it's be expected. :D


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    #807
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #808
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-HgBrVLv5I


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    #809
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    robindch wrote: »
    [...] Do you know somebody who masturbates? Have you ever masturbated yourself?
    Here's the anti-**** video for deaf people. Which some kind soul dubbed at a cost of fifty cents:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY5Iypd28iI


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    #810
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #811
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,497 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PX7FSaBZW8


    Immodestly Dressed Pilgrims at Knock Shrine, they were wearing short shorts which were crotchless!

    The first caller is the best troll ever?


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