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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #812
    Cabaal
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    #813
    Festy
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    :pac:


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    #814
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    AstraMonti
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    #817
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    Pushtrak
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    #819
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #820
    Cabaal
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    Saturday Night Live do "Eve" the movie
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6dqA-KQ3kE


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    #821
    shruikan2553
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    http://www.donegaldollop.com/2014/02/the-donegal-dollop-guide-to-catholic-sex/

    A handy guide to Catholic sex with nuggets of info like:
    3. Irish Catholics only ever have sex within the confines of marriage and for the purposes of procreation. A recent made-up study showed that 114% of all condoms sold in Ireland are actually purchased by atheist tourists.
    9. Young men, when urinating, always remember the golden rule: any more than two shakes is a ****. In the eyes of the Lord, it is better to suffer urine-soaked pants than to risk an accidental act of self abuse.

    Then we have news that the Catholics have finished reading that chapter about the gays:
    http://www.donegaldollop.com/2012/06/church-to-stay-true-to-leviticus-all-of-it/
    Leviticus tells us also that baby girls are twice as dirty as boys, which, along with homophobia, is the only other of Leviticus’ teachings that the church currently implements. The Pope in a tweet today said “At least now people can’t accuse us of being hypocrites when it comes to the oppression of women and gays.”


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    #822
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #823
    Calibos
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    From YLYL thread.

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    #824
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #825
    Delirium
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    Worztron wrote: »
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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #826
    Pushtrak
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPgEqYp9Ssw


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    #827
    DazMarz
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    Sit, Ubu, sit... good dog...


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    #828
    smacl
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    DazMarz wrote: »
    Sit, Ubu, sit... good dog...

    Read that as 'Ubu, Shrit' from Ubu roi


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    #829
    Delirium
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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #830
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #831
    robindch
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    robindch wrote: »
    The Newtownabbey Time's review on the sell-out show:
    The Reduced Shakespeare Company are bringing The Bible: The Complete Word of God to Derry, Drogheda, Cork, Newry, Waterford, Dubn Laoghaire, Galway and Monaghan between April 30th and May 10th:

    http://www.reducedshakespeare.com/tour-pages/tour-uk/

    Tickets are available for the Galway show, but not for the Dublin show yet.


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    #832
    Cabaal
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    robindch wrote: »
    The Reduced Shakespeare Company are bringing The Bible: The Complete Word of God to Derry, Drogheda, Cork, Newry, Waterford, Dubn Laoghaire, Galway and Monaghan between April 30th and May 10th:

    http://www.reducedshakespeare.com/tour-pages/tour-uk/

    Tickets are available for the Galway show, but not for the Dublin show yet.

    Was this the one that was banned up north (for awhile)?
    If so I'll have to get tickets :pac:


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    #834
    kylith
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    robindch wrote: »
    The Reduced Shakespeare Company are bringing The Bible: The Complete Word of God to Derry, Drogheda, Cork, Newry, Waterford, Dubn Laoghaire, Galway and Monaghan between April 30th and May 10th:

    http://www.reducedshakespeare.com/tour-pages/tour-uk/

    Tickets are available for the Galway show, but not for the Dublin show yet.

    Anyone up for an outing?


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    #835
    Obliq
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    kylith wrote: »
    Anyone up for an outing?

    The Galway one? Maybe! Looks ok(ish) on the calendar.....for now :(


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    #836
    robindch
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    kylith wrote: »
    Anyone up for an outing?
    Count me in :)


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    #837
    lazygal
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    kylith wrote: »
    Anyone up for an outing?

    G'wan tell us who's gay? Is it a senator who's running for election soon?


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    #838
    Cabaal
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    kylith wrote: »
    Anyone up for an outing?

    YOU'RE A WITCH!!!, burn!

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    a good old fashioned outing,


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    #839
    robindch
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    Yesterday, a Malaysian shaman conducted a ritual to help locate missing airline flight MH370 which involved a fishtrap and binoculars. While he was unsuccessful in locating it, his ritual has spawned more than a few parodies:

    http://my.news.yahoo.com/-mh370--klia--bomoh--stunt-spawns-parodies-120112621.html
    yahoo wrote:
    On Monday (10.03.2014), renowned local bomoh (Malay for shaman) Ibrahim Mat Zin, who is known as Raja Bomoh Sedunia Nujum VIP, touched down at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) to performed rituals to “locate” the missing Beijing-bound Malaysia Airlines jet MH370.

    The ritual, which invovled bamboo 'binoculars' and a fish trap, was performed at the entrance and managed to draw a crowd of curious onlookers. According to Ibrahim, who holds the title of Datuk Mahaguru, the missing MH370 has been hijacked by elves and is currently suspended in mid-air or has crashed into the ocean.

    After an 'unsuccesful' attempt, Ibrahim and several of his assistants returned to KLIA on Tuesday (11.03.2014), this time performing a ritual using two coconuts, a mystic cane and a 'magic carpet' to "weaken the elves". Ibrahim's latest stunt was ridiculed by many, with Sports Minister Khairy Jamaluddin calling for his arrest and PKR leader Anwar Ibrahim calling it a national embarassment.

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    #840
    Hotblack Desiato
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    the missing MH370 has been hijacked by elves and is currently suspended in mid-air or has crashed into the ocean

    Well, yeah, either the first thing or the second thing. Who can tell.

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #841
    coolhull
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    Yeah, suspended in mid-air or crashed into ocean. It's a conundrum all right, like ninja said.
    I suppose all we can do is pray for guidance :rolleyes:


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