The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

Worztron

kiffer

ninja900 wrote: »

Well, yeah, either the first thing or the second thing. Who can tell.

Two options, therefore 50:50 chance.
Teach the controversy.

Delirium

kiffer wrote: »

Two options, therefore 50:50 chance.
Teach the controversy.

AstraMonti

Cabaal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3oPJQ3yWR8

The Department of Health and Human Services released their long-awaited report clarifying that nearly every death is directly linked to our Heavenly Lord needing our deceased love ones up in Heaven.

Gota love the onion, American's finest news source :pac:

AstraMonti

Religious people are kindly requested by the Malaysian government to stop praying for the missing aircraft. They are interfering with the radars.

smacl

FouxDaFaFa

From Galway, today. There were a couple of guys carrying out "surveys" on religion which would turn into "by the way, Jesus/Satan/sins/Whole again", etc.

They were giving out harmless leaflets but I had a nose in their box of other literature and asked for this one. The guy was very nice, told me what he believed and then asked me what I thought. We debated a few points and then agreed to disagree.

shruikan2553

Aha, I was wondering who they were. They seemed to not have an interest in me so assumed it was for something like insurance as I look like a student.
No idea what thats trying to say, there are new atheists but they arent new.

sea_monkey

oscarBravo

FouxDaFaFa wrote: »

From Galway, today. There were a couple of guys carrying out "surveys" on religion which would turn into "by the way, Jesus/Satan/sins/Whole again", etc.

They were giving out harmless leaflets but I had a nose in their box of other literature and asked for this one. The guy was very nice, told me what he believed and then asked me what I thought. We debated a few points and then agreed to disagree.

You can see the whole thing here.

Sulla Felix

SW wrote: »

Middle panel should go without saying I'd have thought. Everyone know nucleosynthesis in a supernova turns gold into lead, not the other way around. :rolleyes:

Worztron

kiffer

Sulla Felix wrote: »

Middle panel should go without saying I'd have thought. Everyone know nucleosynthesis in a supernova turns gold into lead, not the other way around. :rolleyes:

Mercury and bismuth can and have been turned into gold by neutron bombardment.

kylith

kiffer wrote: »

Mercury and bismuth can and have been turned into gold by neutron bombardment.

Isn't it very expensive though? As I heard it put the best they can do is to turn gold into less gold.

DazMarz

Kivaro

Worztron

Worztron

This is an incredible double standard alright. All religions are ridiculous and all deserve ridicule.

Sulla Felix

I think it's a bit of a straw man.

Worztron

robindch

AstraMonti

recedite

So cute. I wanna pray to it.

Hotblack Desiato

http://nationalreport.net/westboro-baptist-church-fred-phelps-deathbed-confession-im-gay/

Worztron

FouxDaFaFa

I found a little card about the size of a business card at work today, it must have been handed in on Paddy's Day. It's titled "Who is this St Patrick guy?".

It is one of the funniest things I've read in ages. Please read it here.

Highlight:
"Wearing green might keep you from getting pinched but that isn't going to keep the wrath of God from crushing you".

Worztron

mr chips

ninja900 wrote: »

http://nationalreport.net/westboro-baptist-church-fred-phelps-deathbed-confession-im-gay/

Link caused a virus notification to pop up on my phone.

Brian Shanahan

ninja900 wrote: »

http://nationalreport.net/westboro-baptist-church-fred-phelps-deathbed-confession-im-gay/

You do realise that National Report is a satirical site along the lines of the Onion, just more believably done (most of the time)?