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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #932
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    robindch wrote: »
    Get yer goggles on, ladies and gents, Jesus has just discovered the internet!

    http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/

    First what's with the backwards moving panther, who's clearly making forward running motions?

    Second, I went to the main page and saw this quote:
    Acts 16:31b wrote:
    Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ,
    and thou shalt be saved
    So not alone have you to believe but you have to be standing on Jebus too! Doesn't that mean all modern christians are fcuked?

    And thirdly, first they tell wives to submit to their husbands, then it tells their husbands to submit right back?

    Brian confused, Brian get angry, Brian smash stupid website, Brian now got green skin and torn pants, and Brian no longer able to sew due to fingers too big. Brian rage!
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    #933
    Nodin
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    robindch wrote: »
    Get yer goggles on, ladies and gents, Jesus has just discovered the internet!

    http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/

    Sweet Epileptic Moses!!!!!


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    #934
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Guess who ain't clickin that there linky. Cheers!


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    #935
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    ^^^ Bet you clicked it :)


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    #936
    KAGY
    Registered Users Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭KAGY


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Well the they do lick their balls a fair bit - but then wouldn't we all if evolution hadn't put them cruelly beyond our reach. :D

    It's quite easy- just give them a doggy treat and they'll let you.


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    #937
    KAGY
    Registered Users Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭KAGY


    robindch wrote: »
    Get yer goggles on, ladies and gents, Jesus has just discovered the internet!

    http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/

    Notice the "visit us in Second Life" button at the bottom? How apt


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    #938
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    robindch wrote: »
    Get yer goggles on, ladies and gents, Jesus has just discovered the internet!

    http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/
    "Best viewed with Microsoft Internet Explorer" :pac:

    In the interests of research I did try open it in IE, might be worth extending a warning for earplugs in addition to the aforementioned goggles :eek:


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    #939
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    robindch wrote: »
    ^^^ Bet you clicked it :)

    Name yer wager Good Sir!

    *smug*


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    #940
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Name yer wager Good Sir!

    *smug*

    It'd cut the eyes out of yer head. A sideways scrolling, flashing multi-coloured yoke.


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    #941
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #942
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Nodin wrote: »
    It'd cut the eyes out of yer head. A sideways scrolling, flashing multi-coloured yoke.

    Can't comment as linky remains unclicked. :D


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    #943
    norrie rugger
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    I love that it is "optimised" for Internet Explorer and is proud of it


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    #944
    Obliq
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    #945
    PopePalpatine
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    norrie rugger wrote: »
    I love that it is "optimised" for Internet Explorer and is proud of it

    Fundamentalism is often proud of its own stupidity. :pac:


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    #946
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,791 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #947
    kiffer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    SW wrote: »
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    They just need to give him a rope with a weight and ahook on it... running on water is going to be quicker than swimming and then he could just get them the hook... after all he isa fisher of men.


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    #948
    robindch
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    #949
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    300409.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #950
    Delirium
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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #951
    AstraMonti
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    My new shoes especially made for easter

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    #952
    Hotblack Desiato
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    kiffer wrote: »
    They just need to give him a rope with a weight and ahook on it... running on water is going to be quicker than swimming and then he could just get them the hook... after all he isa fisher of men.

    "Jesus! Where are you going at this hour?!"

    "'S alright Ma, I'm just going out fishing for some men"

    "OK but no more changing water into wine again. We can't have a repeat of what happened at that wedding"

    "FFS! Eh I mean OK Ma"

    The Dublin Airport cap is damaging the economy of Ireland as a whole, and must be scrapped forthwith.



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    #953
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #954
    Obliq
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    #955
    Cabaal
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    #956
    Penn
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    AstraMonti wrote: »
    My new shoes especially made for easter

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    Is Jesus wearing his mother's clothes? The design on both their t-shirts look very alike.


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    #957
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Penn wrote: »
    Is Jesus wearing his mother's clothes? The design on both their t-shirts look very alike.

    Same make-up too.


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    #958
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


    300689.gif

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #959
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #960
    Sulla Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


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    #961
    shruikan2553
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